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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67293
 20.07.2012
The word "squirrel" sounds like it is a whirlwind, which at full moon turns into a whirlwind.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67292
 20.07.2012
Your place in the kitchen!
Do not wait for me in the bedroom.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67291
 20.07.2012
XHH: No, he is, of course, beautiful, educated, smart. And all would be well.
But it lives – like a protein from the "Ice Age".

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67290
 20.07.2012
by svetk@: greeting
Ludoman7x: Hello
Svetk@: can you ask a question?
Ludoman7x: throw
Svetk@: Are you a sex sprinter or a long-distance driver?and :)
Ludoman7x: The Astronaut
Svetk@: in the sense?
Ludoman7x: As long as I dream =/

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67289
 20.07.2012
Natalie today is:
:-D with everyone may not run))) first talk / rewrite, enchant - otherwise they can take for a perverse and call the police))) - in general - while it is better to take the lunch of marriagelessness, you think of my tranquility, right? and ;)

Anthony today is:
Unmarried Lunches Are Solitary Pellets?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67288
 20.07.2012
Commentary from a famous tracker:
It’s not a porn tracker, it’s Wikipedia somehow!!! And they will correct, and teach them how to do the right thing, and they will provide a seal for knowledge. I am glad that it is registered here.

[ + 42 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67287
 20.07.2012
In the news:
The governor of the Krasnodar region promised residents of Crimea, who were affected by the flooding, to release them from payment for water supply until November.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67286
 20.07.2012
She was passing by a black car and suddenly her eyes opened. Green and round.
After walking a few steps, I could see a cat lying there. It was completely black and completely fused with the background. Seeing me approaching, the cat sat down, broke his fist and whispered.
I suspected that this infection perfectly understands that it is not visible in black, and deliberately scares people.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67285
 20.07.2012
From the Dialogue:

andquot;
Elvenprince: I came up with the idea of how to get rid of FBI hatchbacks.

Tagged with: KAG

Elvenprince: introduce fashion on T-shirts with the inscription UFMS

Fuck to :?

Elvenprince: Federal Migration Service Office

I ordered a T-shirt.

andquot;

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67284
 20.07.2012
I checked the neurological cards. I found a wonderful anamnesis morbi:

On May 7, I drank a little vodka on a fishing trip to warm up. June 16 was discharged from the drug dispenser hospital."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67283
 20.07.2012
Looking at the endlessly sleeping cat, I suspect that in a past life he was a man, the father of a large family, consisting of a wife, a maid, ten daughters, a brother of a wife, her suspicious cousin and, in order to feed all this eagle, was forced to go to death on three jobs, and in this life those who decided to rest.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67282
 20.07.2012
With the current number of glamorous magazines on a living woman and watch is scary.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67281
 20.07.2012
- Clients have come to order a badge, they have a store near the track, they are expanding their business, they want to open a car service... It is called "Kozlov and Petrovich", and Petrovich is a surname.
What embarrasses you?
“I’m a puppy, and they now live with the tablet “100 Kozlov and Petrovich.”

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №67280
 20.07.2012
You cannot put children in the corner. Especially if there is a tapestry.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67279
 20.07.2012
Production of the first Russian car with the "automatic"
Now it is dangerous to cross the road even before the car that has stopped.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67278
 20.07.2012
Girls remember it!! Only our tears deserve the onion!! to
Your place in the kitchen

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67277
 20.07.2012
XXX: I am better than you. There is a real risk in my life, and you live like a fool.

Yyy: Do you call your jumping from the bridge risk? pfff is. I now have a fly on the table, and I have a 96-page journal on it, she turned and sat down again in the same place. And so seven times, until it was broken all over the table. Here, I understand the RISK, and your jumping with the insurance thread is a shit.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №67276
 20.07.2012
All officials at the disposal to work need to crack the cells of people suffering from chromophobia (fear of money), I already see how when bribes they hide under tables and jump out of the windows.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67275
 20.07.2012
from ZH:

Gasoline is expensive, vodka too. Quarter wages and fines were increased... spending on education and culture was reduced, on defense increased... It is good that the salary was not increased. With some stability...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №67274
 20.07.2012
Dialogue of two girls (D1, D2) about male cowards with the push-up effect.

D1: I am terrified
D2:XD Well, they’re scared of our puppets as well
D1: I will now think of everyone that Push AP
D2: and you come and touch. If you blow ap, start thicking your finger and yelling: ahahaha, you have a cowardly shark, horse! If you’re not a puppy, you’re making a dumb voice: pretty guy, maybe we’ll meet?
D1: Today I will be in the subway.
D2: You wanted to say to touch)
D1 and Tick!
D1: first touched, then ticked)...in 4 words the whole essence of sex)))))))

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