Last night I went to a private clinic. I sit in the office and wait for results. The door is a little open and the dialogues of doctors are heard "Look what a blackness! Should it be so? What a horror! Black spots, horror!" I felt like I was gray. I thought how I would tell my mom that it was all about me, how I would fight for my life with a terrible illness. The door opened, I was invited to the office, issued a certificate that everything was okay, healthy. They apologized for having to wait a long time - their printer broke, sprinkled and sprayed black.

Where do you, human beings, get this "for a minute" and why do you throw it wherever you go?
I, for a moment, then... and I, for a moment, so...
Here and here: "I, for a minute, 40 knocked".
Sudarya, you understand, 40 knocks not for a minute, but at least for a year.

Fools become dangerous when they get into a flock.

The fool is dangerous and alone.

- Here unexpectedly shaded that the world through the eyes of a domestic cat is the same "In the world of animals about people"!!? to
"Can the cats really zombie us with their imagination to broadcast a life show on the planet Nibiru?! to
This is a shit shit! And I think she pulls me in the bedroom, in the toilet, and in the shower!!? to

Sorry of course, but

It doesn’t matter who said it.
Rich people have big libraries.
The poor have big TVs.

xxx: I have a girlfriend: tall, slim, light (i.e. He does not walk, but flies, his stomach is flat, his heart is hit. The flow of offers to go to the model in 23 is not extinguished. Only unknown weight of her 67 kg. One of her boys in this matter was unable to accept the superiority of subjective sensations over accurate data and abandoned her. Because she is fat. He is a physicist today.

I understand the logic of our football fans.
1st Take a ticket at one end.
2nd The level of game we know.
Three The blood, the intestines, the discharge.
4 is The deportation.
5 is There should be a triangle here (but there is no one).
6 is Profit

xxx: Yesterday evening a stone with a ring and the note "go out for me" came into the window. My wife and I have not had such an uncomfortable silence for a long time.

Roszdravnadzor has banned the sale in Russia of condoms from the British company durex.
xxx: apparently there was a decree "let these English languages not appear in Russia"

XXX: This is named on the housephone. No matter where I live, police, newspapers, the rest of the houthis are struggling with me.
If you want to go to the 23nd apartment, you’re going to break up with me? Are they not opening? So fuck because there is no one there and fuck you here, that is to do.

We teach the child on the principle: everything that the child is interested in, we tell him about it.
And one day, we talked about aliens, and UFOs accordingly. The latter, caused a natural interest in a curious child.
Well, I explain, the UFO is.... that is, it’s called so because it’s not identified.
"What if it is identified?" asks the child.
And then it comes to me that the heavens on our planet are filled OLOL.

How to find out the age of a girl? Ask who she is according to the Chinese horoscope, and then plus-minus 12 years you will already count.

The landing capsule of the spacecraft with astronauts enters the dense layers of the atmosphere at terrible speed. She rushes to burn, behind her a tail of smoke. Z328The protection burns and falls into pieces (so it should be, so it prevents overheating).
And only from the inside of the capsule, blocking the rush of air, the voices of the fatherland are heard:
"A-A to Fuck! A to Fuck!and "
This is how "Ablation Protection" works.

I am surprised that a dog is a friend of man. Couldn't the dog have found anyone better for friendship?

I told everyone I could, but I will repeat. The movie hurts impressively.
There was a cat sitting on the tree in front of my window for a day. The cat eared a good mate. The crabs wanted to knock the cat, the children below invited the cat to come down, I threw potatoes into the crab from the balcony... In a word, a festival.
When the second day of the carnival went, I could not withstand and called the Emergency Service. I still remember the beautiful girl of the operator.
“Lady,” she said, “First, promise that you will not go after the cat alone, otherwise we will have to come, not alone, but with an ambulance. have agreed? Now listen: take a bottle of valerian and pour on the trunk of the tree at the height of the stretched arm. and all.
And you know, the effect was rapid. It was only necessary to irrigate the tree with valerian drops, as the miserable cheese smelled, and quickly and confidently went down the trunk.
I want to say, use it, compatriots!

If our man buys a sports suit, he is either going to bow in nature, or goes to the hospital.

Never listen to children’s dialogues.
"When I am 78, I will lose the meaning of life..."
Do you hear? Never ever!

xxx: When people on sites place the "I am not a robot" box, the server seems to be upset.

And if before we had a wonderful thing: "The modem driver is not found, try downloading it from the Internet" (and it went away with the age of modem dialaps).
So now we have: "To find out why the video does not work on YouTube - look at the video instruction on YouTube" :))

Google "Tools for Single Use"

And immediately "the dishes are single-use" and "as would such guests"