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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50192
 12.07.2011
There is no such event in the life of a Russian man that could not be turned into an occasion.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №50191
 12.07.2011
by Alexis HH:
1 person who commented on this I will take the name in nickname for 3 days.
The second person will write "I love you" on the page.
I will answer any question.
And from the 4th, I’ll fold and put on the avo.
Put it on your wall. If you are brave. :D

The comments:
Sasha: Lech, what if nobody writes anything?
Sasha: Fuck I wrote to you (
Sasha: Fuck now you have to write that you love me
Sasha: Fuck now, when will we drink?
Sasha: Forgive me for the damn (

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №50190
 12.07.2011
XXX: I want a literate, quality and long shopping...
Until the hands and legs. The red eyes. To death fatigue. Before the exhaustion...
To come home, take off your shoes, pour a cold juice, make a swallow and look at this mountain of bags.
and happy smile.

YYY: I had that. 40 sheets of gips, 30 bags of cement, bore, self-cutting... so much of it!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №50189
 12.07.2011
Today is Open Day at Work!
Forgot to close 21 ports? =) is

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50188
 12.07.2011
from a conversation in the dining room at lunch, Friday

111 And I go home to my parents for the weekend, I finally buried well
222 Oh yeah, and my sister comes to me for a weekend, will cook me)
222 And then I was busy, at home tomatoes with cucumbers to eat, tomatoes - cucumbers, cucumbers - tomatoes...
She will come and make you a salad :D

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №50187
 12.07.2011
Almaty (01:35:59 11/07/2011)
Who do you miss?
-July- (02:00:08 11/07/2011)
by you
Alma (02:00:29 11/07/2011)
Do you want sex again?
Alma (02:03:17 11/07/2011)
You don’t think of me differently.
-July- (02:05:12 11/07/2011)
Yes well
Alma (02:05:30 11/07/2011)
Well then. is pleased. Excuse me
-July- (02:06:53 11/07/2011)
Let us walk
Alma (02:13:34 11/07/2011)
Where to walk?
-May- (02:14:09 11/07/2011)
everywhere
-May- (02:14:36 11/07/2011)
I can have at home.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №50186
 12.07.2011
YaNik
He abandoned me! How to get it back!and (

iwmthia
CTRL + Z

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50185
 12.07.2011
The daughter was watching the movie for 34 years, there the girl is going on a wedding trip and says to her mother: "She took a flanel nightwear and a cotton for the ears - all that a young wife needs."

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50184
 12.07.2011
"To be in tone, you need to be in you!"To be in aura... I’m even afraid to imagine it.

[ + 62 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50183
 12.07.2011
The Film Target:
Russia in 2020. In the country, stability and prosperity triumph, a unique version of the social system was found, guaranteeing a fair distribution of public goods.

Genre - Fantasy

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50182
 11.07.2011
The class!! representation of Yellow Pages in Lviv - LLC "Golden Rain"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50181
 11.07.2011
I took a cold shower and felt like a girl deprived of her virginity.
xxx: first want to scream and unpleasant, and then even liked

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50180
 11.07.2011
Working time with the designer:

to sign up?
to sign up!

(This document is with "signature date"? Of course! )

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №50179
 11.07.2011
I came to work in one office today, I needed to go to the 21st floor...So I remembered this recording:

“While you’re in the elevator, raise your compressed fist up and stretch – be a Superman.”

and stood all the way in the "superman’s position"
Then I go out such a step, and the guard looks strangely at me... Oh, how did I know that there were cameras in the elevators??? >_<"

You are a victim of the internet.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50178
 11.07.2011
News on one Chelyabinsk portal "Soviet ice cream returns: now fruit and berries"
The comments:
A joke from life, told a friend. They went to Ukraine. They decided to buy ice cream at the store and something in the range reminded them of the Soviet tomato ice cream. A friend asks the trade "A tomato ice cream you have?"Trade in response "and where do you come from?"A friend "From Chelyabinsk"Trade with your Bazar "Va-al, you can imagine Chelyabinsk tomato ice cream does!!and "

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50177
 11.07.2011
The Master with Margarita. Read another book.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №50176
 11.07.2011
Emilio, this is what the factory of technicians means.
In the chat for the third hour there is a fight, which began with the calculation of gasoline spent on burning car headlights....)))

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50175
 11.07.2011
I came from the army. The jokes about the military have become funny.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №50174
 11.07.2011
XHH: I have come to know why a stylus is attached to the touch Nokia, which it does not actually need
WOW: And why then?
XHH: It turns out, it is vital for them to get the strawberries out of the bowl and not stick their sticky fingers into the screen.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №50173
 11.07.2011
As children cease to believe in Santa Claus, so my cat ceased to believe in the glove.

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