xxx: 27.07 Day of the system administrator. Day of Thanksgiving to the System Administrator
yyy: thank you...) to the table serves a baked accountant

xxx my brother is an idiot
WOW: What again?
he wears around the apartment with a sausage made of horse and sings "Kolbas - a whitish horse"

One of my internet friends was thrown into jail. Well, periodically from there come different loops in the aska.

Recently, in paintings described how they from some coil, rope, springs from beds and other shit mastering the arbalet and with its help, using a welding electrode as a arrow, removed the antenna of the manufacturer interference for the cellular. On the other side of the prison. Judging by the photo, on the slide, 15 meters before him was.c) The Habr

On the pages of your site I would like to thank the company MTS for the generous gift made to me on my birthday - the right to chat for free for 10 minutes within the network in your region, costing 5 (five rubles). May your children give you such gifts all your life!

To the subject of the girl who was looking for her busts at night for lunaticism.

Here is what. My wife recently told me that I got up at 4 a.m. and started wearing socks. She asked where I was going, and I replied, I need to go down to the maid, give her my socks, let her wash (the maid lives on the floor above). As I approached the door, my consciousness returned to me. I took off my socks and lay down to a slightly squeezed wife =)

He: Go out for me
She :...
He: Come out for me!
She says: Stop it!
He: Come out for me! Go out for me! Go out for me!! to
She: well
He is: ha! I told you with my finger, you will run to me.

A couple of years ago, I found a resume of a girl:

"... Conscious (not stupid)..."

In response to one of the Internet providers
A killer of nerves.
Dear my Volyushka, sunnychko you are my insignificant, glad you are my non-terrestrial for what shrinkage I pay you 120 denyushks Ukrainian, so that you so nervous in my head shrinkage.I tried to call your socks clear, so all the truth to find out why my internet has burned up.Yes, I don't know because your pipe canvases did not raise.Oh feel my heart will come to you Volyushka to send a shrinkage, there will be no order with you in the house.I will go to a clean shrinkage, I can look for a good provider.Yes, so that the pipe does not grow from the ass, and you Volyushka do not heart.

I will give you the advice: You can’t spoil, don’t torture.

On the planner:
It is not just urgent! It is very urgent! And it doesn’t have to be done today or tomorrow, but suddenly!

RT @nett00n I still remember dial-up. There is no slow internet for me.

"V. Matvienko: The increase in tariffs will not lead to the rise of protest moods in autumn."

Clear pen in "Gazprom" no one will protest.
Yes, and I am already on the h-y, I sprinkled the wood polsaraja, well the oven did not break, so that the consumption of gas by me will be reduced to a minimum, especially because the wood heats the house faster than this gas half with air and hz than.

The rest of the houses are insulated, so gasprom let the gas in the ass pumps.

In our old age, a princess must be able to save a prince from his horse.
2: What are you for?
My new fan decided to make me a surprise. I arrived on a Sunday afternoon on some sort of broken tarantula with intentions more than pure: to arrange a pleasant day for me, to walk, and so on. But instead, he confused the gas with the brake and ran into the wall of my house. I heard a whistle, I went out, I watched – the tail of the car pulled out of the wall. And I don’t know his car, x his z, who got in there, I carefully ask if everything is okay. Through the boards I hear his sad voice. The car – in the meat, he – no scratches, the wall – so much less, the happiness that there was one wooden with a siding in front of the carrier. I helped him out because of all these boards. Then came the police, firefighters, the evacuator - the neighbor, in whose wall the car went, called. The comrade was absolutely nonsensical, he did not regret the car (the old one was and asked for the garbage), but worried that, I quote: “I planned everything quite differently!” and I walk among all this colour music and chicks, and the old bad song of Malinina in his head revolves: “I wanted to enter the city on a white horse...”:)
2: ))))) Surprise succeeded, cha:) And what about a date?
1: OK, I went to relax on my wheels. And on Tuesday he offered me to live together.
1: And I took the time to think of something that worries me somehow ;-)

On the alarm and call signal I have a voice of Loki.
I wanted to go to the bank, honestly stood in a row for twenty minutes and here, I approached the operator, nothing predicted trouble, as suddenly my alarm sounded.
"I said... on my knees!"
The cashier first surprisingly opened his eyes, then shrugged, and continuing to sneeze asked:
Will you pay, or will I execute my orders?

My young friend asked about the page! Inexorable time. And the old Pages are no longer in those places, Where before they bloomed like hemp! Yogg Choch "Speech about the Notes of Faund"

Found on the page with the catalogue of furniture factory Luxor, Chita ))

V: And how is the formula read where Ca, Ga, Ge, O.
R is calcium halogenate.
Q: What about oxygen?
R: end of at.
V is OK. Now I know that all fucking oxygen.

xxx: I am a programmer, and therefore any strange behavior can be attributed to the characteristics of the profession

Why the analysis?
2: For hormones, check the thyroid
1: What is it? Has the shield broken?? to
It is not just to look at it not to be at all, because I have an inherited tendency to form it.
1:Em, the thyroid gland in general everyone has, it is like it is part of the body.

Akiana (17:41:59 18/07/2012)
on the htc website so funny written - "Choose language" =))))
Akiana (17:42:15 18/07/2012)
I don’t understand =))

smysl_off, 18.07.2012 at 13.18
Throwing cigarettes into the bathroom with a smile on your face is not worth it. First, the toilet will be stuck, secondly, to smile while looking at the toilet is generally cretinism of some kind.

From Chat WoT:
Terminator: I need your tank, your optics and your masking network!