Waiting for the train. On the platform in front of me sits a guy with a phone and whispers in it:
Iris, listen to me! Only to nobody! The Secret! Only you and Nathan know.
The world is so narrow.

In my free time from work, I work as a taxi driver or a bomb, as you want. I work through one of hundreds of mobile apps. And just recently, having decided to finish before the main job, I go on order with a comment:

One child will go. by ul. This is the house, entrance 6.

Usually, the child should be taken to school.

I go straight to the entrance, I wait. The waiting time passes and the child never comes out. And suddenly, finally that! A 8-9 year old girl comes out of the entrance and goes to my side. I helpfully open the back door and... She passes by. As it turned out, it was not my client, a minute later the boy I brought to school came out.

I hope my mom didn’t see her daughter coming out of the entrance and a stranger invites her to get into the car.

xxx: Beautiful just seen) Goes in love a couple, cute such, handles hold) Girl, the height of no 180 minimum + heels, and a boy above her almost to the head. They call each other small 😉

At the "round table" in order to familiarize all participants (10 people) the host proposed such a game: each calls his name and on the first letter of his name comes up with some adjective characterizing it.

and Olga. and charming.

and Cyril. and pronounced.

by Oleg. and cautious.

and Sergey. The sports.

There is a man who talks to his neighbor and doesn’t listen to anyone else.

Q: What is your name?

The Roman.

and?

and? ? to

Application of Which?

and Roman. and cautious.

A designer is when - you make two options, one steep and TZ, and the second is done on the offset or specially "high", so that the customer on the contrast adopted the first.

And the customer, with admiration, accepts the second and says something good and how subtly captured the essence of the task.

And the first you do 99% of the time, and the second in a couple of hours, before sending to the customer.

Just a reader
A frozen hopper from the poor Mukhosransk arrives in the capital and breaks into the people, using his father's army acquaintances, joining a powerful group, dropping to all in a row. In the course of the plot, he is constantly killing someone for someone, something or something. He performs the strenuous instructions of the wife of the boss, someone's son. All the time, a little sex. Sometimes darkly executes one of the former lovers, an evil grandmother of difficult fate. He went to war and received an officer's rank.

A. Duma "Three Musketeers"

The most funny thing is that all these Christians in the comments regret that we now have a decline in culture and all that, but before it was better! It only seems that they have forgotten that "earlier"religion was thrown in the neck. Per that is why it was better that children from a young age did not have faith in God in heaven, but were involved in science?

Yesterday I went into the elevator, I watched the entrance door open and two girls from the age of 14-15 running with a scream hold the elevator. When they ran, they looked at me, and one said - no, we will not go with you, the other said - and why did we go there. Here I say, girls that I will not go with you and press the button.

Well, they are on the har of these girls, then they will be on the transfer of Malakhov, or I.

Andrei Borisovich, 47 years old

[15:28:41] Sergey : Hello to you, Artem. How is your health?
[15:57:26] Arthem : Hello
Tolerance, I will come tomorrow.
[16:11:45] Sergey : shave, the pass was photographed today, maybe tomorrow will be too
Arthem: They will not recognize me then.
[16:22:34] Sergey: tomorrow too will be photographing, come in costume
[16:30:25] Arthem: Okay thank you
[16:30:30] Arthem: in a wolf costume I will come
I thought you would wear the nurse’s suit.
[16:32:51] Arthem: He is not smooth

You just need to make a film about Nelson Mandela with a thin red Irishman in the lead role.

I, a white woman of the European type with Asian (mongoloid) incisions, want to play Barack Obama!

Find a book. I read 15 years ago. I remember only the moment when G.G. for his "position" somehow turned into a worm or a goose, then by the force of the will restored his appearance. Somehow so...

"Barankin, be a man"

It’s a matter of what bottles to buy. Let her husband, if he wills, be outraged by the price - he dances the girl. But the fact that she can afford Tuchli doesn’t mean that she has to buy notebooks and toilet paper for other kids at her own expense. They don't want to give money - so let the child come to school with everything: a bottle of drinking water, a roll of toilet paper, notebook handles, a box of lotus and a ball. Is this just a bonus for five books?

Today’s news is burning:
The Federal Security Service detained two Russian citizens in Moscow, Yoshkar-Ole, Irkutsk and Ulan-Ude

How can two citizens be detained in four cities?? to

Now I understand what it means to grow up.
This is when a powerful "computer for learning" is real for learning.
You buy it yourself! T_T

My grandmother is on vacation. He says he no longer wants to go to Europe, surrounded by immigrants and terrorist attacks. I better go to Israel. It is shown less in the news.
xxx: finding logic, I suggested that she consider Somalia. The news does not show it, there are almost no migrants in Mogadishu and it is not very hot there in April.

X: I did the opposite. I was told by a nervous guide in the Alexandro-Svirsk monastery that I would have to pay for the entrance to the churches - I gave her a hundred at the exit. I returned to Moscow the next day, paid for the parking, and gave me a machine for a hundred more.
Yy: Chess and mat, atheists!

A designer is when you make two options: one steep and TZ, and the second you do on the offset or specially "smooth", so that the customer on the contrast takes the first.

And the customer with admiration takes the second and says how good you are and how subtly captured the essence of the task.

And the first you do 99% of the time, and the second in a couple of hours, before sending to the customer.

Russia is among the 50 happiest countries in the world, rising from 56th to 49th place in the year. The closest neighbor in the rating was Belize - a state in Latin America, and the sunny Uzbekistan even managed to outperform our country by two points.
Midday: And what was happiness measured there?
Capsaicin: by ambulance
Midday: Well, at least not a stangcircle.

Children are not allowed to pornography
Adults can’t, but children can.

Athletes before the start of the competition walk on the field, look at the route. The audience wondered what they were doing. Somewhere in the back:
They are weak to sit on a horse.