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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5435
 19.05.2008
Control: so that I sleep like the electricity didn’t be mocked...
Paper in the nose, for example.
IRIS: and burned up?
You are a girl, where did you get it from?? to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №5434
 19.05.2008
Why did God give some people breasts, and I got a mosque?? to
He: You are lucky that the brain, it is not yet sold, and everything else can be obtained ;)
She is: Certainly! I will buy breasts and pops and conquer the world.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5433
 19.05.2008
Anya
I can’t talk to you, you fuck it all.
KP9IK
No is
KP9IK
Not for everything
Anya
For example?
KP9IK
I love animals.
KP9IK
Do not fuck them.
Anya
I also love
KP9IK
to fuck her.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5432
 19.05.2008
No, well, I understand, screaming after our victory in the final of the World Cup in hockey in the window of sympathy "RUSSIA - CHAMPION!", "WE WINNED!" and so on, I do it myself, national pride yet...
But when such a brutal male voice rings from above "Kovalchuk, take me!"...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5431
 19.05.2008
Maxin
I think the grit is long.

Maxin
not large

Maxin
No more mice.

Maxin
Whatever is native.

Maxin
Not a mouse from a laptop.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5430
 19.05.2008
Same as I did (06:39 PM) :
Piraeus
BloodRayne (06:40 PM) :
Hi to
I am very happy (06:40 PM) :
O.O
BloodRayne (06:40 PM) :
Oh, not to you.
BloodRayne (06:41 PM) :
Translated by Scuco
I am very happy (06:41 PM) :
Patchwork

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5429
 19.05.2008
The life of a freelancer is like a quest.
Here you ended the money, found the cleric (customer) took the quest (work), performed, golda blurred and live for yourself until the gold does not end.. as the quests are performed, you crumble and gain experience... the gold has ended - again for the quest.....
by u0rypT.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5428
 19.05.2008
XXX: Hello
anti-spam bot: Enter the answer to the equation (enter 4) 2*2=?
XXX: The question is obviously interesting, but what do you think?
anti-spam bot: Enter the answer to the equation (enter 4) 2*2=?
Xxx: Something you look painfully smart
anti-spam bot: Enter the answer to the equation (enter 4) 2*2=?
Xxx: 4
XXX: And then what?
Master of the bot: C is the automatic determiner of IQ. Your body has no IQ.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №5427
 19.05.2008
<Invisible> Saturday party in school broke, and rubbish

Hyacinth invisible

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5426
 19.05.2008
Esquire (15:53:20 xx/05/2008)
7 May. of Moscow. Inauguration of President Medvedev. Putin looks into Medvedev’s eyes... Behind the frame (lyrical music sounds): “You will do whatever I tell you, while you wear this ring.”

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №5425
 19.05.2008
Yesterday, on May 18, a remarkable guitarist from the rock band "localhost" - Pavel Semenchenko was murdered.

He played our, admin songs... The earth was blowing him...
In the heart of the wicked, bring to the top.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5424
 19.05.2008
I watched such a situation.
There is a couple of men and women both under the age of 40, a man is small, and his wife of impressive sizes is also drunk in the dirt.
Suddenly she falls, her husband tries to lift her up with the words - fucking elephant, how much can you eat?! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №5423
 19.05.2008
Morty (19:11:13 13/05/2008)
I received a rubber letter.

Morty (19:11:19 13/05/2008)
with vibrator

MofN (19:11:49 13/05/2008)
I am happy, I play with you.

MofN (19:11:58 13/05/2008)
You will always be kind and kind.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5422
 19.05.2008
by 111
How can the menstrual cycle be stopped or removed?If you live a sexual life, can the process be stopped?? to


by 222
Oh, the pregnancy


by 111
Does sex not help?! to


by 222
It helps to get pregnant.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5421
 19.05.2008
Excerpt from the article on the SUV for 100,000 euros:
The manual mode,, can only be useful on a serious off-road in pair with the latest CRAWL Control system. The latter is able to make the car move at a very low fixed, regardless of the inclination or lift, speed – only at 1, 3 or 5 km / h! In practice, this means that by putting out 1 km/h, you can even go ahead of a stuck car and put under the 18-inch wheels of sticks, branches, clothes, a coat from Dolce&Gabbana – anything to help him get out.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5420
 19.05.2008
sm1le-if you want me
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sm1le-if you want me
Girl with Boy
sm1le-if you want me
kissed
sm1le-if you want me
They drank a little.
sm1le-if you want me
He takes her into the room, in the room there is a half-dark manta.
sm1le-if you want me
He puts her on the bed and begins to kiss her.
sm1le-if you want me
from the neck and down to the chest.
sm1le-if you want me
He removes the cough and breaks the cough.
sm1le-if you want me
Then she takes off her pants, and she says “No... I can’t...” and he is “Jadine-beef, a salty cucumbers, no one will eat it on the floor!”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №5419
 19.05.2008
<AiFiLTr0> pipet yesterday saw cyberhops. I go home in the courtyard, three of them are sitting on their backs: sports jackets, beer on a bottle and laptops on their knees. And one suddenly cries out to the whole yard:
The idiot wifey does not protect.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5418
 19.05.2008
1) Give me sweets
2) Why is it?
Give me a candy!
You’ll eat her dog!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5417
 19.05.2008
Pulse (18:36:20 17/05/2008)
The TV show is hosted by Tina Kandelaki.

Pulse (18:36:28 17/05/2008)
There are different types of questions.

Pulse (18:36:39 17/05/2008)
Tinder is a question.

Pulse (18:37:13 17/05/2008)
In what battle do people play saying: by, wounded, hit, killed?

Pulse (18:37:31 17/05/2008)
This idiot said counter strike

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5416
 19.05.2008
SPL_PRO® (21:27:11 14/05/2008)
I drink beer, I listen to the movie.


No_dead (21:28:00 14/05/2008)
I washed my hands and I got busy too.

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