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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33078
 16.07.2010
The light bulb has been burning for 109 years.

I will also give my light bulb the name of the electricity as if I have their fucking whole 4 I will be confused
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33077
 16.07.2010
“Daddy, daddy, because of you the guys don’t call me to play with them anymore!
What happened? Why not call? Why because of me?
"Because you suddenly decide to remotely rebut the router, and in the middle of the raid they are flying out of the patch a hiller and two sapports hanging at my windows.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33076
 16.07.2010
XXX> are you here? Listen, on the server, the apache at the start rattles and does not work. Can you see?
YYY> Yes
YYY> I’m also struggling and not working now =)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33075
 16.07.2010
My friend recently got married and said she was pregnant.
I: Jih, so nice to drive with the little one
I: or small
She: It is certain!!! to
Nights without sleep...
She: headaches...
They are dirty pellets.
She is cooking.
It is cleaning.
It is: sludge...
She is SOPLY.
And it’s just a husband...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33074
 16.07.2010
Countess: A-a-a-a!!! I smelt with lemon oil and it burns!!! A A A A A A A! The spot is red!! WOWU

LNka: Countess Zalaź trait in the tea)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33073
 16.07.2010
Dars: how now to give birth to children, around so many infections... AIDS, hypatitis, wow... it’s terrible to live

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33072
 16.07.2010
yyy: Good title: "Scientists shed light on colon microbiology" %))

XH: O_o

I’m embarrassed to ask who is on the lamp :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33071
 16.07.2010
The real case of the agent’s trubles and the brutal lies of the inite:
Sunny, I long wanted to confess to you... I love you.
I love you too, my dog!! to
*Your message has not been delivered*
WOW: I love you too!
*Your message has not been delivered*
Tagged with: lt lt lt lt lt
*Your message has not been delivered*
It was all in the ass ((((
Message Delivered *
It does not eat!!! to
*Your message has not been delivered*

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33070
 16.07.2010
rkt: would be a rock musician, would name the group "psh", you represent a full stadium, wait for the start of the concert and at the same time all these thousands of people sing in the whole voice "psh"! Shit!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33069
 16.07.2010
XX: Why do you go to the Carpathians and I learn from Xushi?
YYY: Oh you are! Why would I know this from you?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33068
 16.07.2010
I met a dark and carousel guy. I used to like light.
I liked light beer before I tried dark.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №33067
 16.07.2010
Why are you writing so long?
xxx: If you put a stone on the keyboard, it will crush something faster.
Blue as long as...
XXX is faster!! to
You are a fucker, do you have a fist instead of fingers?
YYYY: Yes

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33066
 16.07.2010
M: This is just yesterday situation :) the beach. and two. Uncle and boy. A child of one and a half years. Uncle judging by the cheeks is no less than the captain of long-haul :) Here the boy stands up in a characteristic posture and looks somewhere unclear where. All the kids look between their legs. The Tatars say "Yul Karah", which means a child looks out to some distant path. Then the uncle coughed and said: Arcadia! I would not advise you to look at the world through the prism of misanthropy.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33065
 16.07.2010
Push: And in general. When I have my own apartment, I will definitely make a roof in the toilet.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33064
 16.07.2010
And that! and :)
Now I’m going to smoke :)
I am a tomato.
And I position myself as a universal malice :)
Maybe I should stop smoking for today.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33063
 16.07.2010
<MrFreeMan> Studied programming for 5.5 years.
<MrFreeMan>...and now I work as a lighting technician.
<MrFreeMan> "Learning is light."
<MrFreeMan> Do not fuck >,<

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33062
 16.07.2010
HH: You won’t believe it! Today I go to work, I think, I listen to music in my headphones and here I came like a sting!! to
WTF or WTF?? to
The girl was sitting in front of me all this time and I was watching her in the deck all this time!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33061
 16.07.2010
<xxx> I understand how to wake him up... I need to turn off the computer! =DD
<xxx> after a minute wakes up and runs in panic to see what happened =DD
<xxx> and so no alarms help))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №33060
 16.07.2010
X: Did you hear that the hool created?

Noah... noah...

XX: for all the men’s mills revenge...

xxx: the mortgage to the aunt issued 11!!!!)))))

Yeee =)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33059
 16.07.2010
xxx: Yesterday I smoothed the maika next to the cat - the cat looked at me with such a look, in which it was actually written: "You've even ohuel to turn on the oak?and "

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