I wrote a post in ZJ, a long time, mistaken button and moved to another site, press back... and I wrote the post, editing the old record, respectively, no shit was preserved. In desperate hope for a new recording - maybe in the drawing! A new window opens: to recover from the drawing?
Yes to!! to
An old test result appears:
You are an elephant!
X_X O

There are two TV programs on my cat’s TV: when he sits on the window, he watches what’s going on on the street. When I put him out of the window, he looks at what’s going on in my house.

xxx: I meet here in the hallway of the institute one former employee of the department, an elderly under 70. We talked about that, about that. At the end of the conversation she said to me:
How is Professor Orlov? Send him a greeting from me.
Professor Orlov has been dead for four years.
What are you saying?!! It was such a wonderful man... It was such a great man... It was such a pity... Well, send me a greeting...

From the series "who has what democracy":
and Paris. In order to suppress the riots in Paris, police had to use watermelons and shoot rubber bullets. Students set fire to cars, stormed shops and cafes, threw stones and bottles at police and gendarmes, and tried to storm the Sorbonne.
and Athens. During the riots on the streets of Athens more than a hundred people were wounded, another 500 were poisoned with tear gas.
and Minsk. People are on buses in Minsk!! People knock, smile and remain silent. More than 150 people were arrested. A bloodthirsty father made terror. Hate and hatred!

A year and a half ago, I got the rights, but I didn’t tell my parents.
Early in the morning, we are going with the family out of town, and here I happen to say that I can drive.
Dad sharply jumping and rubbing his hands screams at the whole house that he finally waited for this moment, gets a bottle of beer from the refrigerator and splashes on the passenger seat...

Are you ready for a running master class?
Polina: You wanted to give
Dimych: It will work out there.

On the subject of reservations)

Our rector in front of the entire university with a serious expression of the face: "And I hurt... khm, forgive me... And I said it long ago!!That’s just what he’s been saying a long time ago no one has heard of ?

I will not be able to go to the cinema tomorrow.
What if I borrow?
Valerych: I see you progress, now you are a good hop

She: Who have you just talked to about eight centimeters and lubrication?
He is stupid! A friend asked me to repair the cooler on the compass.

by Pepper ;(

Saint_Papa request for authorization
Galvenz: Who are you?
Saint_Papa is Artem?
I am, who are you?
Saint-Papa: I have a secret assignment to you
Galvenz: What is it?? to
Saint_Papa: You have to help your family.
Galvenz: Chew up the smoke
Saint_Papa: Generally speaking, buy bread. It is your father. At home, we will talk about your bustling with me. So far

I am looking for a job of sys-admin, the resume is written - excellent knowledge of windows server 2003/2008, Linux server, great experience with PHP...etc. etc. I have already been invited to an interview in, seemingly a good company, I come and the same question:
Q: Do you know how to set an aska?
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Q: Why did you answer so confidently? Why is it not mentioned in the summary?! to

The case was in those times when Yushchenko was actively drawn into presidents. So here is the situation, my friend stands at the car station, the bus is waiting.And he wanted to spit the gum and there was no urn nearby..and near him a guy with leaflets about Yushchenko is giving, he saw that my friend wants to throw the gum, stretches him a leaflet and says: " spit on Yushchenko, it will not be worse anyway))

Excessive slaughter indicates that the body lacks either nutrition, or health, or brains.

And why – or?

Expelled from the bookstore - transferred books from "Ezoterics" to "Computer literature".

Bonia: I can’t photograph Edward normally (((
Dim: Who is Edward?
My Tea Terrier
Dim: Set the macro mode

On Wednesday, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin visited a new maternity in Chechnya, where twins were born a few minutes before Putin's arrival. They were called, of course, Volodeus and Ramzan. Even though they were girls.
Alex M.

You are astonishing to me and to the daughter of your father’s wife. For a conversation, more meaningless, I did not expect to hear from you.

Yyy: My mosque is now almost gone when I read how you dared to call my niece...

Dad cooked the cakes.
I: Well, I said I needed more oil! It is apparent that the man did not live in communion.
It’s like you haven’t lived. There are always fried people eating.
I: Well, the first two times, and then everything goes well.
And then the universe is ending.
and :)

I’m very sorry that I called my cat Bublik, not Google.
It would be fun to ask a family member:
"What is the end of the day?"
"Look at Google..."

Mini chat on Ucoz
Does anyone have a free domain?
I want to know what it is...
Anton: Logic tells me that if Julia doesn’t know what it is, then she doesn’t have it.
Julia: Nothing like this... I didn’t know about the bubble so long ago... He has...