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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №67253
 19.07.2012
- A box with a password like a pack of chips - you open, and there is half empty...
Family cowards have the same problem.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67252
 19.07.2012
JC: Today I met the girl of my dreams – she’s a nursery, loves anime, codes in Python, Django, C++, Qt, uses Linux.
Light: Who is it?
JC: I don’t know
JC: I woke up before I had time to ask her name.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67251
 19.07.2012
XXX: Asked to a familiar photographer for the shooting of NY ^_^

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XX: Well, I’m interested to see. Maybe I want to learn too. You didn’t get to film it, it’s hard!

WOW: Is it difficult? I beg you half the world all the time!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №67250
 19.07.2012
Talk about the watch forum.
1 - I have about 20 wristwatches :)
2 as a collector. A fetishist?? to
People are not judged by themselves. Different clocks for different clothes and for different conditions.
2 is fucking! You have more than one piece of clothes.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67249
 19.07.2012
The leader> ha, but here another brother tells that every
In the morning, he walked past the station where the explosions occurred. by V
Dnipropetrovsk which.
Kurәgә-Ba̙tir> heh. My brother was late to get on the bus.
Exploded at three stops.
Nickolas> Well, if it went on, then my father was somehow late
The plane that crashed.
Great Corn> and I once hit the fox and didn’t go out to work,
Everyone was fucking that day.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67248
 19.07.2012
The typography. The summer. Not the season. Customers who are, carry the brain.
Visidki, screenshots and a catalogue on scrabble is still a common thing, but clitoris la...

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67247
 19.07.2012
Meeting of the Clan of Shashiki. 50 adult men.
- Boys, well, if suddenly the soil of pork carcass is not enough, because there are frogs in which...
I will not eat my neighbors!! to

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №67246
 19.07.2012
-Comrade inspector, park the car from the transition. If you are a DPS, can you do anything?
Yes I can.
I am a firefighter, can I smoke at the gas station?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67245
 19.07.2012
A biology teacher told me.
She was examining work from the entrance exam to the Faculty of Psychology. So there one student, on the question ''What function do the proteins perform in a cell' replied, that the proteins in the cage run in a wheel.
did not do.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67244
 19.07.2012
of Habrabrabr. The news is titled "I just leave it here".
The commentary:
My cat said so before: "I will just leave it here". I left nothing good.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №67243
 19.07.2012
buzsb: I went once to the supermarket for wine, the girl asked, I stood picking and on one of the bottles the inscription "open the secret"
buzsb: well I opened the marker and wrote "I am a Batman!", bought another bottle and left
buzsb: Somewhere in a week I go back to the same supermarket, I see a bottle of my art standing in the elite drinking department, and it's all written with secrets such as "guff died", "I killed Kennedy", "catya fool", "ya crudko", "ya beautiful" and the like.
buzsb: a price of 5000r. I wore

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67242
 19.07.2012


SweetGerl (13:09:15 18/07/2012)
Are you eating today?

Thir (13:09:34 18/07/2012)
I would be rushing today.)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67241
 19.07.2012
It is much more interesting to read about our pop than to listen to it.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №67240
 19.07.2012
From the published memories of the entrepreneur A. Kuzmitchev (19 place in the list of Russian billionaires – $7.9 billion)

"I recently came to visit an old mother - she has a plot in a garden society in the sub-Moscow village of Iksha since the times of Soviet power: she doesn't want to move anywhere. “Merce” with the driver released, ordered to come to lunch tomorrow. Suddenly someone calls my mom and she tells me that she needs to go to her girlfriend – she lives in two stops on the electric car. I want her to catch a motor or a couch, but she cut off, say, on the electric car I will drive (I was always stubborn) - throw, he says, only to the station. And on what? It turns out that the deceased father left "six", stands in the garage, and, as it turns out, gasoline is enough. Everything is fine, I’ll take my mother to the station. She suddenly gets the wallet and sweeps me the table: she promised, she says, today to give the neighbor for eggs, but only now remembered, pass on, she says, or I can not come overnight. And I didn't have time to react - my mother immediately left, rushed to the electricity.
Well, I stand in some confusion, throwing a rubbed note in my hand, and here some man approaches me. He looked at me, the car and the verb: you, I see, new, get up in the row, you will be eighth, and I have a desk in my pocket as a controller.
All this seemed fun to me, gave him a grandmother, waited for his turn, took some devacha for two hundred re to the nearby cottage, and then began to bomb until the night.
You will ask: Did I have to do this on FIG? You can’t imagine how I liked to earn money honestly and with my own hard work! It’s just an untold feeling!”

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67239
 19.07.2012
A girl dresses especially carefully when she knows what to wear.

[ + 30 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67238
 19.07.2012
I will call the cat Pine. I will have a pin-cot.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67237
 19.07.2012
Do you have scars on your body? seams, cuts, bulls stuck around your skin, a trace on your ass from a pink shit
Carroce, show them and tell them how you got them.
A small scarring on my right eyebrow, when I was a child, I went to see why it didn’t explode.
RGP

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67236
 19.07.2012
I go to the store with my dad. on the lawn, sloppy, past the tables--" on the lawn do not walk!"
I: Go on the road?
Be a bad guy, walk on the lawn!
I: I am a girl!
Be a bad boy and be a girl.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67235
 19.07.2012
Nudge her go, just nudge her!
I was sitting, waiting for you, so she shared the secrets of her divine being with the complexities of the uniqueness and taste of coffee. Well, okay, crazy, but when asked to bring me ice cubes, she said, “I never make them at home... I can’t... You know what to make them from?”
Lav: I couldn’t even say anything. Few,, do not really see a logical chain. But not! When I found the shape for the ice and showed it to her, she shrugged the vanilla-naive fucker and said, "Oh, what kind of fucker is this?", with the complete absence of the eureka spark, hoping that it is a super-secret weapon for enslaving the galaxy.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №67234
 19.07.2012
I had a cultural shock today.
In her trouble, I stopped looking at the conductor in the morning... she has a top with a drawing, the flowers are repeated and the inscriptions are somewhat... well, I decided to read... and the officella.
Posted by "SAMPLE TEXT"
and below 'place your text here'
And such stuff pattern all over the top... blackjack, shit...

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