reva
How is it?

Sklyar
There’s no such thing as a shit that it’s all done. Something is not desired for him. Or rather a little.

reva
Spring exacerbation... half of the acquaintances in depression... the other half is dumb

XXX (Moscow) : Come to the cinema for the weekend
Yyy (M. Novosibirsk): I would love to, but I forgot which bus is going to you. Do you remember?
xxx (Moscow city) : Tu-154 )))

Igor
It is simple

Igor
Only charging is not done in Finnish but in China.

Elephant
A clear case.

Igor
Hence the difference in length.

Elephant
and ugums. In different regions of China, the volume of millimeters per centimeter can vary from 8 to 13

I was small when I watched the multicarlson always thought, and by what principle does everything work there? Open it to look. Maybe that’s why he never came to me.

Buddhism is a religion that promotes the ritual of opening a drill-perforator on Sunday at 7:30 a.m.

Help solve the task


Give it


I borrowed 10 rubles.


He went to the store and lost on the way.


I met a friend and borrowed him five rubles.


I went into the store and bought two cigarettes a piece for each cigarette.


I have three rubles left...I gave them to you.


I owe you seven rubles, right?


Ugo


But I still owe a friend five rubles.


Ugo


Seven plus five is twelve, right?


Plus two cigarettes per ruble... and that fourteen... right?


Ugo


Where is the ruble?


I will try now.


Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Q: Do you have discounts for printing?
Yes, from 250 pieces!
What if I bring 500?
The discount will double!
What if 1000?
WOW: Are you trying to find the col-vo that we owe you?

Nudist beach - a world of skin and fur.
XH: O_O

Jewish
That the admin's horse stands like our horse.

One of the students at the Advanced Networking course constantly questioned us about the fate of IP packets, which do not reach the destination for their issued TTL (time to live). On the last day he was explained that each of the paects has its own karma, and that it depends heavily on the information contained in it. Thus e. Packages with good information in their next life will become TCP packets (a level higher than IP by the 7-level OSI model), and packages with bad information will become Level 2 packets (e.g. Ethernet or Token Ring). The student left enlightened.

From a medical forum:

How can I get fat quickly?
WOW :
1. there is a lot
2 Unfortunate


Three to fly

The xxx:
People learn to write.
They find it hard to get full words.
" Let’s get to know, I see you not."

YYY :
) ) )

The xxx :
and where our generation is going (

YYY :
You know the word OK is abbreviated as "k"

The xxx :
O_o soon will look like "p to d u n in n "

YYY :
Hi as a business. ? to? to

The xxx :
The rest is okay 😉

The xxx :
We need to check the first part of the chat... now we will start the experiment

The xxx :
I : Simbion : PCD
Simbion: I am the norm, and you?

The xxx :
I am in shock O_O

Everyone knows the mineral with the name "I"!!! A friend of mine enters the market in a slightly drunk state and loudly gives out:"and give me a half-sleeve!!" seeing the shrinking saleswoman, adds:"...and a liter of vodka."

In short, the situation is like this: our emergency commissioner received a call from our insurance agency, the type she got into the lookout in the car, that naturally went to leave, came, all photographed, waiting for ments, ments came, all did, left.... well...our avark as a true gentleman decided to pull her out of this lookout, grabbed the wire and grit her that she would drive a meter and stopped, that naturally with a dull expression of the eyes grit, that is how he will do it pulled out, so that fool instead of the gas brake on the lookout and fucked in the ass of our avocomer, they stand and wait for ments again.

Frames of decency are convenient because they are moving.

I correspond with a friend on "asske" (he recently dropped to the pints on

of earnings). There, “it’s like things...” “Crazy,” he replies.

What is so?

Yes, I was fired from work.

For what?? to

You will not believe. for racism.

And you?? (I have to say that the “true Arians” friend, gently speaking,

It is not).

- Well, yes... Our company, as you know, has a division in India where

Our younger brothers do the same work for much less money.

Well, the most distinguished organize periodic trips to the country.

hamburgers and big-makes - so that there is an incentive to stumble for money. and in

At the next meeting we are presented with one such colleague. and here

at the height of the “life” treep this crendel and declares that the annual

India’s population growth is equal to the total population of Australia. and me,

Naturally, the hell for the tongue rattled to ask, "And what do you still know how to do?"

And it is :)

Well, you are funny too. I was summoned to the staff department the same evening.

I put a pinch under the ass. As Lieutenant Rzhevsky said:

The province s. I will not understand.” and (

The aircraft will deliver Chinese tents and warm Chinese blankets to China.

Vitaly
Look at the vacancy requirements:
Loyal (tolerant) attitude towards users.

Probably there were cases :)

Vitaly
Here is the full text:
from 23 to 30 years, education not lower than the average technical, communicability, restraint, optimism, responsibility, goodwill, independence, learning, loyal (tolerant) attitude to users.
...

Vitaly
You see, RESPONSIBILITY, tolerance, optimism

Maximum
Restraint - I will not kill them (at least today I will let them live)
tolerant - well and x with them
Optimism – someday I will kill them.

The conversation of two young women:
No, anal sex doesn’t work. I will not lose my virginity.
2 and why?
They say the pope will hang...
2 You have no mouth.
O_O

Guard Major

I came to work an hour ago, not very sober. Strange, but all the staff are there. Five minutes later, I realized that no one was pulling. He swallowed on discipline, sent three to the barracks, women to the houses. A fantastic night! The races are coming. The winner’s call is out... I’ll probably announce tomorrow as a weekend. Go ahead for Peter!! to

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