I need a cake recipe!
More specifically?
Oh well cabbage! How to make cakes? How did they do it long ago?
Depending on how long
zzz:...and separated the day from the night and God said ''that there would be cockroaches!' and he saw that it was good...

You know that in the morning it is very easy for me to ruin my mood... One uncomfortable move – and you are a dead body.

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xxx: There inside everything is so beautiful, uncles are so rough sitting, and from the speakers on Repeat'e reports "Social security, pension fund - I put on you my huge screw")))
He was told, they need songs about the PF, he replied that there is only one and dropped them Noiza, now they sit - they are tormented.

From Contact:

Today (5 minutes ago) I received a message: "I love you, Katya". I replied that we were not meant to be together because I am Sugar.

Explain to a stupid girl - why do men love anal sex? What is KIF?

The Italian specialist Fabio Capello, appointed the head coach of the Russian national football team, will receive 7.8 million pounds a year (12.2 million dollars).
Going to the RFS has only one problem - where to spend money.

XHH: Maybe you can explain what a tattoo in a guy means - a lambda in a circle?
A good idea, by the way...
Q: Have you all agreed?! to

Just, entering the store grandmother (B) with grandson (B) aged 4-5, grandmother asks for a child's game on a computer with elements of horror. I offer GTA. The boy looked at the images on the disc and said:
A: I can’t kill.
B: No, you will learn.
A: I can’t kill.
B: No matter, Anton will teach you.

Fucking like they wanted to sell the record.

Generally speaking, one of the discoveries on my birthday is that I have a very commanding voice. At least when I said to the Light, “Silence,” the boy who stood next to him was taken away by half a meter, after which he stumbled astonished that he had not spoken a word at all.
The light did not shut down.

ML: Until 7 a.m. I understood the essence of such masochistic dullness as sewing.
The thought that the dress should somehow stretch out and take off at all, put me in a deadlock in the morning.

“When you and I will be old and we will have a lawn, roses, bathroom and wifey there.

In the far-right row is a truck, flashing an accident, in front of it with a messy spoon stands a red Mitsubishi lancer in 10 body and also flashes an accident.
And on the rear glass of the launcher is written in white letters "I marry if you catch up!"

I noticed in the sale of Zuko... I did not decide to buy - health is no longer that...

[14:56:22] Damir: Skype is not so tight under our mentality and vocabulary. No smiling on the accordeon.

Dad calculated my hash on my friend’s Facebook account. Maybe I missed something and he’s a former KGB shaker?

I was added by a former classmate to VKontakte friends. I look at her photos: here she is pregnant, here she is with a baby. I think it’s interesting to look at my husband, strange that he’s not in any photo. The album is titled "My Ex Wedding". Thank you very much 😉

Contact with technical support:
"Did you have problems before we tried to fix them?"

Guys, making a girl/wife love anal sex is very easy!

To do this, give her a strapon and get up in the elbow.

Tag: attack warning
Episode: Hurricane at Night
WOW: How do you know?
HHH: Anna just said
WHO said to her
She is Dad.
Who is Dad?
The electricians came, they said.
WHO and WHO
He was warned by someone.
I don’t see any synoptics on this Saratoga radio.

I’m going to beat you, Bollywood!
Tag: on the lips