Today I threw a pressed towel into the water, and take it and dissolve it!

The situation. I work on the third floor. On the 4th floor in the toilet there is paper, but there is no light (the lamp has been burning as a week); on the fifth - there is no paper, but there is light. I was pressed on the valve, I think: on the fifth without paper or..., I chose the fourth. I run, I lock up, I do business.
Someone put a pen:
Is there anyone?
I will answer with a loud voice, but at this time a loud whisper...
He is:
Why without the light?
I am a puck-puck again.
He is:
- I understood... - then stood up and added: - The first time I'm talking to my ass... and everything is clear!

cleaning in the apartment became more interesting: now instead of 10-coin coins scattered around 10 rubles.

You bored me.
With my work
and :)
With my computer
and :)
With my dishes.
with my friends
and :)
With my shit.
And here’s the "cowboy"... He’s gone out, fool!

xxx: today in the military department at the medical commission of the guy from the ear pulled a cockroach)))
YYY: Well what to do, everyone has their cockroaches in their head.

She: You’re probably looking at me during sex and thinking about how old I’ve gotten over the years of our relationship?
He: Yes, I don’t think about you at all during sex.

Oh, these girls =) As my friend-virgin said, 3 weeks dating with one cute and unpredictable - "I haven’t fuck yet, but I’ve got a job")))

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How correctly they noted, however...

The Circus! The boss comes in and says, "You don't have a litre and a half litre?... we sit, we think of the whole crowd... ))))

The issue of internet dating. Girls for you.

by 17:26
Hi to)

by 16:27
An original approach to dating.

by 17:29
Hm, I wonder what from the point of view of a girl should a guy say first when he wants to engage in a conversation? I think it’s quite logical to say goodbye first and it’s hard to come up with something new. Honestly speaking, such statements immediately repel the hunt for further communication.

by 17:32
Even if the guy on a white pegasus descends from the sky while the pegasus will shine and the guy will be in white glowing armor, his first word will be hello or hello, etc. In the future, we need to be smaller. How so so

The Rebel
It was early, a boy and a girl were playing in the playground. He tells her, “I came yesterday, and you are not, I have gone around the world.” It would take you 80 years to get around the world. Happy childhood... And you say what a bad new generation is growing up and that there is no romance.

Re: Resignation textbook
NN: the name of him.

Kei is noon. I turned off the light and missed it. A neighbor comes and asks to see what is going on with his comp - he says it is not turned on. If the lights are turned on, I will see. He apologized and left.

Can you sell your soul in exchange for heaven after death?

WOW: So how do I address you now?
Q: Do you have any favorite pets?
Yes, three of them.
Behold me the way you treat them!
Use your wings, stupid bird?

You are the most beautiful girl in the whole world!
and yes :)
You are stupid :)

XXX: I am a visual.
XXX: I got into one ear, it went out into the other.
xxx: so, behind the skull, because what got into the eye - no longer flies out

I was looking forward to today for two weeks. All my friends left for a week. Planned to relax with his thoughts and dive into work on projects...
Taking his wife and aunt on the bus, he went to the bank to take the money. There I almost sent a naphyg, "no passport is issued"(from what time?! The Bank of Advance. I took half the money and ordered a pizza. I went home, changed clothes, and pizza came. I went out... The door clogged... I sat on the stairs and connected to my wifi on my cell phone, eating a pizza. No cigarettes or money. My shorts look more like cowards) the week started.

If anyone knows the risks, let them go overnight.

X: You’re cute and smart, don’t get upset you so because of her, she’s not worth you! Let’s go somewhere together and I’ll make you happy :)
Y: I am not sad. I broke her brakes on the car yesterday, and yesterday I fucked her drunken sister on her birthday. So I have a normal attitude.)
Y: But you can go somewhere
Q: What is silent? Are you here? =) is
X: Yes, there’s a lot of work... we’re going.
X: Someday later

Fursenko is written with a small letter from now on, so this is already a nickname and means ignorant and dumb.