Transmission of SMS
It is: a quiet night.
After 10 minutes
She: A quiet night
Are you pinging?
She: No, I show attention and care, I just want to talk, I miss it... Well in general, yes, pinguin.
Have a quiet night))

X: Please interrupt the server... it’s scary.
Y: The server was repussyed
X: thank you

Romance, candles, bath with foam. And the nephew of the little one, Scuco, poured the food dye blue into all the pots with salt and gel, and I am not yet able to do anything because of my poor vision.
xxxh: in general, the light turned on, and we are blue shit, and the dacha rocks up, looking at my blue male dignity, in general, all the romance is covered (
Fool, I should have said that! Type, sexas in the style of avatar XD

A cleaner, this is a type of CAD that can drive the director out of his own office and not let him in until the floor dries out =)

He: Where did you move?? to
Is there 50 rubles?
He is :?? to
He is: No yes!
I am: Turn it out!
I: the side on which the number is printed!
He is: well!
I am the one who hugs the girl.)
He is ))

I am in line in the dining room. The evil guy runs and cries out to the saleswoman: “Have you broken my cigarettes?”
P is yes.
Why didn’t they give?
Q: Smoking is harmful.

Talk about tattoos:
I wanted to make a horse on the ribs instead of lilies.
What did she not do?
I dress up in front of a man, and there... a horse!! to
Oh though..

You don’t have to be a shit, even if you’re in the ass.

You need to sell this fucking printer.
Q: Have you already posted an advertisement?
He hanged on his refrigerator: If you want to eat, sell the printer!

In England it is safer to cross the road with a dog, in the United States with a child, in France with a beautiful woman. And in Russia, to grind, with basuka!

KJ: Is that what I should think? A colleague went for a week, shoot all the cigarettes, complained that there was no money to even eat to buy. She got an advance, and she went and bought a powder.

In Serpukhov on one side of the road are located in a row and approximately three churches of the same size, and behind the corner a fourth. Why are they so many?
Tagged: RAID

XX: this writer =="
WOW: What else did she do?
Oh no, you’re doing Aikido, you know. The dick walked on a dark alley yesterday, she explained one reception to me. There are three men who come to us with obviously bad intentions. And what do you think? She didn't even wait until they dug up to us - not stopping to explain, gently took one by the hand, the one unconsciously knocked, and she like struck him on the floor, until the bones crushed. The other two killed me, and they hit me. Idiots... in general, I then called an ambulance – she accidentally put one of them with his head on the border. And now the menta do not believe that this little and thin thing has put three men, and they are trying to squeeze my bodily =="
Tagged with: xDDD cricket, guy

I talk to the little three-born sister (C) about whether she slept out:
C: I am afraid of the dark.
I: What, are you afraid that the monsters will attack?
C: No, there are no monsters, you are what!
I: So why are you afraid then?
C is not.

I went to the kids :D

I sit in the office at the workplace without touching anyone and here from nowhere two flies appear and sit one on the right side of the table and the other on the left and slowly crush to me scratching their terrible legs and look at me with a smile. are surrounded. I thought something...

XXX is strange.
XXX is working. Heavy programs are loaded. are processed. A report is made on the laptop in the office. From the tablet, business correspondence is conducted and music is played. Contact and Twitter. In other words, a person does a few things, although close, but different.
xxx: perfectly remembers where he is and what
X: And my doctor, shit, does not remember!

Can’t you come early?
xxx: not
YYY : Why?
You can’t just take it and come early.

Call her daughter Sparta. Everyone will come and ask "Who are we?and "
vobl: And you will take them into the corridor and cry quietly "This is SPARTAAA!!and "
What is quiet?
If you wake your daughter up, you will listen to Sparta until night.

Alex (12:34:49 17/07/2012)
Hi, request - need for crusher spare parts
The Basic Lion and Rights
They are adaptive!!! to

Anton(12:35:34 17/07/2012)
Hi to
What do you mean adaptive?

Alex (12:35:44 17/07/2012)
Repeated

Alex (12:35:49 17/07/2012)
The Porters

Alex (12:36:01 17/07/2012)
Fuck it ?

Alex (12:36:07 17/07/2012)
Reversed

Alex (12:36:38 17/07/2012)
I think it’s good ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Pictures from the near future:
You were arrested for pedophilia.
But I just wanted to drop the report!
You all say that!
But I am only 15 years old!
You pedophiles don’t think that.
But I thought...
I didn’t have to think – I had to watch the first channel! for his castration.