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[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16313
 08.05.2009
The topic, of course, is broken, but...
I work in a bank. Despite the fact that the phone is intended for
specifically for customer consultation, God knows how to recognize phones
Different departments and...

Tell me, I have an overnight in your bank.
and overdraft

- Tell me, and if I take a loan in your bank for six months and repay through
6 is profitable?

- Girl, I heard in your bank there is such a service: I open with you
The bill, and you transfer money to me every month.
and I?
Specifically your bank. Can I connect this service?
More in detail please. (I wanted to know what it was,
and the very "connect") eventually turned out to mean the same
and overdraft. We transfer money to him, fucking.
- young man, this service is called in a different way - "to
The salary is not over.”

My wife is a credit expert. He addresses her
client for credit. When the talk came to the purpose of the loan, the man mourned,
But, in the end, he admitted that he wanted to buy a pony... well pony so
The Pony. Credit was given. Half a year later, another one comes to her.
The client makes a loan. The question of the purpose of the loan was also long held,
He then said he wanted to buy a motorcycle. My girlfriend says:
Why are you so embarrassed? We, out, people take loans on pony, not
As for the motorcycles.
The man became even more red and, ashamed, said:
In fact, I was...
A friend could only ask:
What about the pony?
I am so upset :(

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №16312
 08.05.2009
Officer courses. The teacher asks:
- You have been ordered to deploy a field point of communication and install
An 8-meter antenna in the swamp area. at your disposal.
Communications officer and five officers. Your actions?
From the audience followed several proposals on engineering solutions,
with which you can place an antenna on the swamp.
The teacher nodded his head:
The wrong answers. You need to call the sergeant and say, “Sergeant,
Turn the field point here and install an 8-meter antenna.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16311
 08.05.2009
The Red Devil (17:24:11 6/05/2009)
Bone – Did I do it badly? I will say

The Red Devil (17:24:21 6/05/2009)
As always, I listen to music loudly.
We are on the streets of the shorts... all in shorts and in t-shirts go... well caroche went into the bus.. sella... opposite is a man in shorts and such lying to me... well I read a figured and my eyes on his shorts... and his caroche eggs from the shores come out... and he does not see how the shorts so bended... and there would not be him on his ear to say quietly... I took and shouted: man... eggs will go off...
And then I understood what I said loudly because he was red...and the whole bus was rubbing.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16310
 08.05.2009
This is not a hole! These are reversed policemen!

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №16309
 07.05.2009
Evil creates heroism.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №16308
 07.05.2009
The Saratov region. The 90s. A farmer walks in the field. Suddenly landing
The helicopter. People with machine guns escape from the helicopter. Someone is fat.
A man in a suit approaches the farmer and asks, “Give me 10 centners of gold.”
“The hectare?” The man cried out: “10 ladies, 20 ladies, a tractor ladies, a house, a farm, all of them.
Take it, but don’t lose it.”
As it turned out later, it was the governor Ayatskov who made the flight of possessions. well
I decided, so to say, to find out how much farmers are willing to raise.
productivity of labor.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №16307
 07.05.2009
According to the results of the Moscow contest "Eurovision" chairman of the jury F.
Kirkorov will personally award the winners of the Diploma. In the printing already
They printed their forms, reflecting the singer's personal participation in the jury. Diplomas
They’ll be called “Filipines”.
by Mikhail Pobo

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №16306
 06.05.2009
by Misha!
Your wife is named Irina, not Ksuša, not Kisa, not Maška, as it is written on your phone, which you forgot at home.
I have already scratched your clothes, screwdrivered the monitor, I am sitting now forging the buttons from the keyboard. I know you love to boast about your "stone" - I'll find out what it is and it'll come to fuck him too. Come home soon, I miss you.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №16305
 06.05.2009
XXX: Did you get married?
No one has offered me such beauty and wisdom!
YYY: I probably fuck up a lot :)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16304
 06.05.2009
<chh> We had a mouse in the office. And here she was lucky to get in the eyes of the general director... At first, he wanted to throw a chair into her, stumbled, and the beast escaped into the gap beneath the door to the server room, the director grabs a tail from the fire shield to extinguish the fire (the big one) and runs after her. Poor children in the server room probably frightened: the door suddenly opens, the general runs, with a stunned face, with a big tail, and hears "Where is this pale mouse!!?"and "

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16303
 06.05.2009
I worked on public transportation today.
There was a cute girl in front of me. I decided to play a little with her. I noticed that she turned her gaze at me from time to time. I decided to look her in the eyes without any emotion. At first we just looked at each other. Then she became apparently nervous, embarrassed, smiling, and I stood and looked without possessions. At the end of the day, I received a mail and her mobile phone number.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16302
 06.05.2009
The C Forum:
In this country in order to live normally in no case can get a higher education - otherwise the roof will eat from the mismatch of healthy ideas with realities in the rush.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16301
 06.05.2009
xxx > All woven out of sunlight, from caress, affection and sweetness. The source of inspiration for the poet... and I, the fool, forgot the condoms.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16300
 06.05.2009
What is the name of the sport, when do you jump from the roof?
and Suicide.
Wimbled©

[ + 84 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16299
 06.05.2009
According to motives:

Jyzi (09:10:32 24/08/2007)
The devil from 5 years behind the comp, and the current of the day understood that the pages of the mono scroll the gap 0_o
I’ve been 20 years old, and I’ve started to scratch. I also found out today.
So many of us?
Jyzi (09:10:57 24/08/2007)
I also found out what I know, oh.
Sergey (09:11:13 24/08/2007)
Same as!
Sergey (09:11:38 24/08/2007)
A shift, a gap in the reverse.
Drone
I’ve been sitting behind the compass for 10 years... I’m in Ah.E. O_O

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We are getting more and more!!:D

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16298
 06.05.2009
I call the girl I liked to invite her to walk with the "resulting" consequences:

Hi to you! Go for a walk today?
Hi, and who is it?
Did not know? I will be rich. This is Sasha
Sasha... a rich man? Send it!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16297
 06.05.2009
South: My cat was very diligent in buriing the shit in the bowl when he wandered past the pot in the toilet. From the point of view of evolution, in 1000 years, cats will have to learn to lay the shit with tiles. And after another 1000 place the tile straight (by level) and get in color. By 4009, cats will surpass Moldova in development.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16296
 06.05.2009
...
XXX: so I understood you... Do not touch anything in the house!!! Don’t go out, don’t call anyone!! Drink a sedative - I will come - I will bring a circular, we will spray it, break it up in bags and take it away to the garbage as it gets dark, so as not to burn.
XXX: Sorry is not that chat

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №16295
 06.05.2009
YYYY
emo girl, a metal guy in a bowl and all the business, a couple of other incomprehensible types and pins are pinning the ball.

YYYY
The end of the world is near?

XXX is
Day of Youth Solidarity

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16294
 06.05.2009
Collective
Find out what is better than the old one.

Luckyboy
It is a German and a Fiat-Kakaška.

Collective
You, fucking, a lawyer with such logic to work! The defendant is innocent because the prosecutor is a pirate.

Luckyboy
The whole cabinet looked at me as a fool, I didn’t hold back and cried out in a full voice!!!!!!!! to

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