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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №33018
 15.07.2010
XX: By the way, what is your macco culinary masterpiece? has succeeded?
YYY: Oh, everyone praised, and I didn’t have time to try.
XXX: Looking for him chewed in the chair

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33017
 15.07.2010
XXX is
Why do guys watch porn?

YYYY
by EM

YYYY
Do not fool me in this!

YYYY
I am drinking Nashville now!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33016
 15.07.2010
XXX: Going to Predators
YYY: how
XXX: Very Medium
yyy: had to read reviews, they say that he rides only with friends and under a beer
Well at the entrance friends and beer did not give, so it didn't come in.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33015
 15.07.2010
She: I thought of you all day...of you and the condoms.
Did you think I was Gandalf???! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33014
 15.07.2010
Half of the trouble in Russia begins with the words:"That’s a shame to him!?", and the second half with the words: "Half of trouble in Russia....".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33013
 15.07.2010
About the "School Netbook"
I want this netbook! You need to get a child urgently.
Ergil: I tried, from the fact that you have a child such a netbook does not appear

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33012
 15.07.2010
XXX: The Words
xxx: only now I realized, of us three living in the apartment, only our cat is really a moscovite!
YYY: O_O
YYY: Do you want to ask him for a license?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33011
 15.07.2010
YY(14:25:48 14/07/2010)one of my clients is called Ebu - Ebu))) I urgently need to call him, how to do it and not laugh??? to
CCC (14:26:24 14/07/2010)A reduction will be Ebush? :D
YY (14:27:13 14/07/2010)aaah, enough, I am so bad))) I have been calling for 10 minutes and putting the phone)))) funny ppc)))
CCC (14:27:48 14/07/2010) Call, don’t be afraid. He will immediately understand what a mega-positive person is talking to him.))))
YY (14:29:21 14/07/2010)wow, he lives in the world and cannot understand why when Russians talk to him, they are all the time roaring, these Russians are strange...)))
CCC (14:29:53 14/07/2010)so did he say?
YY (14:31:16 14/07/2010)No, I haven't called yet, I mean that this happens every time. He is the head of the department for Russia and the CIS countries, that is, he probably communicates frequently with Russians.
CCC (15:27:13 14/07/2010)Well, how is the conversation with Ebushah? )))
YY (15:27:43 14/07/2010) smoothly passed)I will have lunch with him in a week, I would not have to roast there))))
CCC (15:29:05 14/07/2010)So he still lives in Russia?
YY (15:29:29 14/07/2010)good luck to the head)))))))
CCC (15:29:45 14/07/2010)and the others how lucky ))))))
YY (15:29:46 14/07/2010)interestingly, he has a girlfriend? How does she call him?
YY (15:30:08 14/07/2010)Mom, Dad, meet me, this is Ebu, he will live with us.
YY (15:30:41 14/07/2010)Please leave the fatherhood,Vitaly Ebunovich)
CCC (15:32:17 14/07/2010) and the children of Ebushata ))))))))))))))))))
CCC (15:32:58 14/07/2010)uff, here and rested ))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33010
 15.07.2010
On Twitter on behalf of the President of the Russian Federation wrote:
"AutoVAZ received 1 billion. The rub. The net profit. 75 billion The rub. Subsidies have not been spent in vain".

Business in Russian

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33009
 15.07.2010
C of Habra:
1: I spent 12 years (i.e. 12 years every summer =)) in the Belarusian depth, with a cow, goats, ducks, ducks, rabbits, cleaners, seed hair.
2 is cruel! You are probably driving in the Happy Farmer now?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №33008
 15.07.2010
Gray (15:36:25 14/07/2010)
When I arrived, and opened the server closet, I heard silent supplications for help from the floor. I saw that a very small, young video cable fell out of the nest, it was rattling and trying to hide from this cruel world, I had to gently take it on my arms and bring it back into the video codec slot. At that moment I felt like a hero.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №33007
 15.07.2010
<inok> well, I knew one day on a ghetto killed
<inok> mints stopped to fuck and saw that the wheel on one gauge was left
<inok> he was almost upset
<@Poooh> and
<inok> yellow 150
<@Poooh> so I have a friend so with a hernia ride)
<@Poooh> from Komsa Per, so I thought it would come.. went out to suck, swung on the wheel - it stumbled
<@Poooh> at the same time and joke

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33006
 15.07.2010
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What is not comfortable?? to
You have to learn to use the mouse with your left hand, or all the stuff is lost.
WOW : WOW! How I understand you

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33005
 15.07.2010
About his new girlfriend:
14:16:38 14/07/2010)
In general she is good.
me pleases
Only with shifts.
The hell hurt.
and a terrible shopkeeper when he sleeps

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33004
 15.07.2010
Tagged with: saprigin? Yes, he has despised my neighborhood, since he went to the garage and saw the inscription: "Shakespeare is a loch."

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №33003
 15.07.2010
The intelligent man always jokes about himself, the wise man will understand, the fool will not be offended.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №33002
 15.07.2010
One man worked in a specialized honey. for police officers or
FSB (I don’t remember anymore) Well, that is, real: a military clinic with all the delusions
- a pass system, limited by the serving contingent, all doctors also at the rank, under the clothes - uniforms, planners in the style of "comrade chief doctor! Let me report!” This man worked as a psychiatrist. And his main duty was to prophylactically talk to the servants on the subject of preventing the euphoria and self-shootings.
He accepted everyone without clothing, because the law is not written to psychiatrists, but in uniform, because the law is the law, and the statute has not yet been abolished. And he had one difficulty in his work: those who came to report in all form and report on their excellent well-being and correct political orientation. He was just interested in talking. And not with the senior sergeant, but specifically with Vasya Pupkin or Kolya Semechkin. And for this, it was necessary to remove the officosis from the person, that is, gently bring something into a dispersed state, so that he could speak not with stamps, but from the soul. It worked wonderfully! Literally a few minutes later, the person who came began to think confusedly, to speak quieter and with his own words, rather than with quotes from the charter. At the same time, not very understanding what’s going on with him... Complete failure of the program. Something is wrong, but what?
The secret was simple. On the left shoulder of the doctor hanged the chief of the major, and on the right - the Lieutenant Colonel.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №33001
 15.07.2010
In Russia, everything that is made with a key less than 24 is considered nanotechnology.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33000
 15.07.2010
Comments to Video-Self-know-what-content

<xxx>I also regret that I am not strong in the bourgeois language.The couple has so much sex with the beautiful girl, and she herself has done it...and I have never understood how.

The next stone:
<yyy> You won’t believe me.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32999
 15.07.2010
And all the murders, in their opinion, ended in death.
Tagged: phenomenal

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