Favorite women should be treated as if you shave eggs with your left hand: gently and very carefully!

Today in the Paphos supermarket saw a sign above a stand with a red bull: add gas!
He wanted to take her to the grass, but she was intentionally attached.

I'm okay, I can do it in Annus fucking tonight!
Is that what I thought, or do you have a gap somewhere?

Students go to the U.S. Consulate to receive work visas for the summer... an essay interview. one of them in English in general almost no book, learned a few phrases, comes to an interview, after a few questions such as how you are called to go the culmination:
Consul: What do you want to do in the USA?
Students: A visit to the land!
LANDAN IN ENGLAND, DEATHEL!

Yesterday I jumped a parachute and made a discovery for myself.
We live on Google Maps.

I sit after the lessons in addition to the teaching and here suddenly the door opens and the guy orets:
by Victor Semenich.
– and?
Oh shit! and escaped.
The fucking graduates.

I walk down the street, meet my grandmother with two lovely grandchildren of 4 years. I hear from my grandmother:
A murder requires a good reason.

Anai: At the end of the page is a beautiful flash game.
slavka123: I’ve scaled the screen to see that I’m wrong about your nick.

"Champagne and cups"
This is "Take me a big ride", this is it!

Katya: I am angry with the expression "this is very dear to me"...
Katya: Man, it sounds proud!

xxx: good guys, wanted to buy clothes, went and bought +)

A man who has no one hand was found guilty of knocking his hands in a public place, reports "Radio Liberty".

Master Zen... Cotton with one hand. Is it wrong to recruit students?

In Spain, prostitutes are obliged to wear reflective vests.
And what, in Russia also wears, but why do they wear sticks...

In this regard, in contact:
You’ve lived all these dates: 01/01/01
2nd/02/02
by 03/03/03
by 04/04/04
05/05 to 05/05
by 06/06/06
by 07/07/07
by 08/08/08
by 09/09/09
and 10/10/10.

This will not happen in another 1,000 years.

The first comments:
Hu: there will be 11/11/11 and 12/12/12
Xh: And I don’t believe anything will happen in 2012. So there will be 13.13.13 and 14.14.14 and so on)

Of course, x li And 99.99.99 you will have the kids of the internet fucking. Fursenko is mast.

The news burns again.
Crimea Emergency Ministry warns residents and guests of the peninsula
Yanukovych celebrates his 61st birthday in Crimea

When I was a child, a grandmother approached me, gave me a candy and said, “Hi, Aleshenka.” But I am not Aleshenka, even close.
>> Did you eat this candy?
> Yes and what?
>> Now you are an Aleshenka.
> but I don’t want to be Aleshenka, what should I do?
Then you should talk a candy at midnight and approach the child on the street with the words "Hello, Aleshenka" and give him a configured candy. If he eats it, he becomes Aleshenka, and you become yourself. Here is how.
>>> that is to say that the grandmother was Aleshenka?

Killer - Killer
I dream of visiting other planets... descending to the bottom of the ocean... to see the world.
Ashton
I made a cinderella from half an orange.

A mouse rotates over his head.
You probably have shit thoughts in your head.
Or my cockroaches went out into space...

Announcement in the running line - I bought a bucket of forest berries on the market.Please return the toothprothesis.

xxx: word of five letters, contains the letters 'p', 'z', 'd', 'a'?
West is fucking!
XXX is...