With Laura:
111: Skype has confirmed the existence of the bug, due to which in some cases IM messages leave who hit.
222: Erunda, you can not even repair, but simply write in the license that delivery is guaranteed in 98,5% of cases.
333: or just replace the inscription on the button "send" to "I am lucky"

Know how to value the past you have, in order to build the future you deserve.

The affairs of Dimian's parents went to the mountain, they gave their son to an elite school. But we have even the most super popper school under the EGE sharpened, and literature is still Soviet ferment. The children were asked a composition based on the very satirical poem of Nekrasov "To whom in Russia to live well".

Well, Dima wrote that in Russia only rich people live well, but this is not enough - you have to be very dishonest. He gave examples from his own school. One paragraph of his work was just a paragraph - to whom, how and how much the wealthiest parents stumble, so that their children have excellent scores. And as his own teachers are oppressed, because his parents refuse to battle for grades.

The teacher complained to the director. Idiot, the director was new and evil. He carefully studied this full paragraph and began to call the heroes of the composition one by one. Then he called Daddy. When he returned home, he silently grabbed his belt. The whole family stood up in defense of the damned Dima. My mother said firmly, “Yes! In Russia, the truth is punished. But at least, they are no longer dirty!”

I used to live alone, and all my things were falling in place.
Now I have a girlfriend, and all my things are clean and beautifully lying unknown where...

and honey. The forum.
xxx: Hi!I want to consult on this question: I and my young man are fascinated with bullshit - it's beating eggs, he likes to have him sprinkled with spinach, and very much! tell me what the consequences may be, the last time he had blood, but not very much!what is it?

YYY (of the Do you not plan to castrate?

XXX: Well, it’s too much...I’m interested – is it harmful?

YYY: I’ve already answered...

I do not like surprises. You expect a surprise in the form of a trip to Disneyland for the weekend, and the surprise is the fact that your grandmother will come to visit in the evening and you need to clean up in the room.

I went here on a dating site to take care of my second half... Chat the idea of solitude strengthened...

At a medical examination with a neurologist, the doctor fills out a card:
- The programmer means... There are a lot of smart people nowadays (turning their fingers toward the disassembled socket in the wall), and how to squeeze the finger in the socket correctly, and they have not learned!

One cannot be satisfied with three things: government, salary, and provider.

The essence of Diablo 3 in two words? Simulator of Marodero.

The Internet population is growing
XHH: Education receives
thx: now instead of "boyan" writes "deja vu"

Johny_gtr: I would clean up and destroy all the shows about cooking, dishes and doctors
Johny_gtr: and in the criminal compilation would add a chamber laugh

Business correspondence is when instead of "pizzetz, you encouraged" you write "good morning, I have a few comments about the event"

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I found where they found pedophilia on Wikipedia.
Tagged: o.o
Tagged: Wikipedia

[0] xxx to yyy: which is better - Microsoft or Windows?
[0] yyy to xxx: I think windows
Zzz: Your mother, kill me.

Miko4o: You can’t leave them alone.
moko4o: Corresponded with a girl, as suddenly the stomach grabbed.
moko4o: He ran to the toilet, where he spent some time.
Miko4o: When I came back, I no longer had a girlfriend.

xxx: On the tape news with the title "In England gamers will help to set up a sexual life"!
YYY: What, will they cut off the game servers?! to

Doing in the office was not figured, ran to the store, bought pistas. Well arranged, shoes dropped, legs on the system - slowly click. Here the normal fists end and only closed remains.
Well, without thinking for a long time, I dive under the table, catch the beard and target these nuts on the table. Grochot stands terrible, I miss, I mate through my teeth, the shell flies in all directions. I am having fun.
After 5 minutes, a pale client leaves the office, instead of pre-payment, hysterically paid the entire amount.
Girls, what is it about him?
And we told him that you are our chief designer who deals with non-payers.
and?? to
You have a wonderful mood today!

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY : I work
XXX Who?
I am looking for experts=)
I’m an expert, don’t have to look for anyone. In what area are you?
yyy : if you are an indigenous resident of Sri Lanka, you have a bachelor's degree in engineering, energy, finance or economics + you have 10 years of experience working with the Asian Development Bank, you freely speak English and are a confident user of the MS office =))then you are right for us =))))
XXX is yes!
Oh no
I don’t know the office =(
yyy : yeah you = (
XXX: So it all happened.
yyy : hya especially with the place of residence=)

"Government on another planet lives, native" (k/f "Kin-zza-za!").
Who would have thought that in 2012 this phrase would be almost true?