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Andrey> Yes, I did not enjoy this year’s karate training.
Pal> is it so?
Andrey> There was no decent opponent ((
Andrey> In general, today the coach at the end of the class announced a sparring. We have a mixed group, 3 girls and 7 boys.
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Andrey> And what do you think? I had to get along with a girl.
Freeman> O_O I missed something?? to
Pal> Ahahahahaha!! )))))))))))
Andrey> Because the guys disassembled
Andrey> That you are crazy
Freeman> Do you like the guys?
Andrey> Koesh, there at least you can swallow a man.
Freeman> #sweepstakes
Pal> I’m getting tired of it!! to

The barbarians defeated the Romans because they did not know who they were.

In 1972, the most famous Moldovan director Emil Lotianu (with

The real name Lotyanovsky) filmed his rumored film "Lautary".

I’m not going to lie, maybe this story is about someone else.

The movie “Tabor Goes to Heaven”. Whatever it is, but there and there.

There was a Romanian theme.

Lotiano ran around the filming scene and gave instructions to the actors.

The Romani camp: “Yes, comrade Roma, you will stand here. and you,

Comrade Roma, go away from here. You, fellow Romanians, have to start.

Dancing from this point... Do you understand, comrades Gypsies?” His chorus

They said, “You know, Comrade Jew.”

How horoscopes are actually made: In the newspaper:

Taras, who are you by horoscope?

The Scorpion.

So we record. Scorpios will have to pay off debts next week.

Otherwise, they are in great trouble.

Listen, I have something to regret here, how to get rid of the big font?

I think I'm like by the toilet))) I go to the sorting room, we have 5 cabins with doors, in one of them a man comes in, at this moment a guy goes into the sorting room quickly, he says to the man, wait, wait, the man is stuck in the position "I open the door to enter" in front of him in this sorting room a guy jumps in and closes the door behind him with the words "passive!!!". The man of seconds 5 stood in front of a closed cabin in which he wanted to enter with the eyes of a planted but col mops, and then, having struck out the phrase "nihuuya himself", went to the neighboring one! I was barely half there!!! to

From the forum:

Anton > My friend worked as an elite prostitute, but in a year of work his penis grew by 4 centimeters, what is this related to?

gr.st4-78 > career growth?

News a year ago:
"Today this issue was touched by the President of Russia Vladimir Putin"

News of today:
"Today this issue was touched by the President of Russia and Vladimir Putin"

c) Yellow

One day, my friend and I went out to play table tennis.
There is the situation as follows: we and a friend are spinning in a ping-pong, two of the boys on the bench (local march) drink beer, some 7-8 year old baby is riding on truffles.
In general, we play with ourselves... A little boy comes to the table and says
UWUWUWUWUW... (something very incomprehensible)
We say, repeat what you said.
The boy repeated again and we again did not understand the niqab. Asked for the third time, the baby said that the pain is irritable, but again the nifiga is not clear. I was upset and went on a ride.
Well, we continue to play, here "Batz!!!" the cane breaks and falls together with the little one.
Boys in the box:
Oh my God, they killed Kenny.
and swallow.
My friend and I fell.

Zhizel (15:12:30 13/05/2008)
Moral - do not offend the IT-snakes!

Ivan (15:12:54 13/05/2008)
This is not morality, it is ancient Eastern wisdom.

<Khedin> *rotates the newspaper and sits at the fireplace, licking his beard and filling the tube*
<Agent_00f> *rotates his beard and sits on a newspaper, glossing the pipe and filling the fireplace*

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YYYYYYYYYYYYY: You are not sleeping?

Feel what’s missing... where are the posts about cats, shredders? and??Where are they? They replaced!

I was at the barber today. Cut the girl. At the end, the hairdresser asked if it was okay or something else to fix. The girl answers:
Everything is fine, just deflore more.
I think the girl was confused or did not think about it :)

111: Tell me what to do. The computer is constantly hanging and you have to restart it with a friend's button.
222: Well, of course you described your problem in detail

I wonder what would happen if you put a really funny quote in the abyss?
They will not understand!

K to IRA!! to
My boyfriend bought a carpet under the mouse. What should I think about this?

Technicist
What did he buy himself a carpet under the mouse? What else to think? Where to buy?

by Prol:
You are not far from the truth.
Was Leo Tolstoy a professional?
The main income Leo Tolstoy received from the occupation of the main labor activity - he was a landlord and oppressed the peasants.
And as a writer, he was an amateur, because he did not receive money for works written in free time from his main occupation.

by KittenGav:
It has fallen!
Record in the resume: professional oppressor of the third class, specialization - peasants. Better than the peasants. and :)
Who is the last on the vacancy of the oppressor?

She: My boss is all the time in the office.
He is: and?
She: After I accidentally invited him to a group of cunnilingus lovers, he came shaved and shaved!
Do you like Coney? 8) is
She: Oh...
He said, “We’ll talk tonight.

XXX: I want to have sex with my wife and her girlfriend.
WOW: And what then?
My wife is against. I think maybe to buy a rubber doll so that she gets used to the presence of a third in bed?
Would it be better to give up a wife and buy two rubber dolls?