Do you remember my brown cup?
I am sick in my throat. I broke soda, rinse my throat.
The cup is white.

The inner world of men is more complex, and women are more unpredictable.

For women to note: how to get rid of a rival.
The midlife crisis is a cruel thing. On different people it hits differently, but on men for some reason (at least from my observations of others) it always targets one point - erotic.
In other words, the gray in the beard is the rage in the rib. Forty-year-old men begin to abandon their single wives and rush after younger girls.
My husband stayed longer than others. We all know each other, and we are still together. However, there comes a moment when ON appears on the horizon, and a crack occurs in a reliable family fortress.
She is a young fifa we met at work (we have a joint business with my husband) and who thinks she’s “smarter, brown and white.” And here this fifa begins to roll to my husband and so on, and so on: all kinds of conversations there, smiles and other signs of attention. The husband still holds, but I feel that each time the crack becomes wider and wider, and soon the fortress will surrender.
Making a scandal to my husband is not a matter: first, I have no evidence, and secondly, it is not in my position to shed tears and pull out my hair (which, by the way, is already starting to shed).
But against the beauty of youth there is a great power - life's wisdom accumulated over the years, and I come to mind a brilliant idea.
When we meet with a potential opponent again, I so unobtrusively scroll to her and say about the following:
“My husband and I almost fought yesterday.”
She has a pretense of confusion in her eyes.
“You understand,” I continued, “my husband and I love sex for three. We and the business opened up to make it easier to meet new people and invite them to bed.”
Misunderstanding is replaced by a light fear.
“We have been silent about you. My husband likes you, but you don’t want me at all. Understand me right: you’re a very cute and smart woman, but I don’t feel any erotic attraction to you at all.”
The girl begins to retreat.
“I don’t know,” I say again, “if you gave me a chance to get to know you more closely, I might have changed my mind.”
The girl scratches her nails, something scratch on the subject that her women do not do too.
A few days later, during dinner, her husband said, “Lena was somewhat strange today. I smiled at her, and she looked at me like I was a perverse.”

If a girlfriend leaves you on her own will, she should work for two more weeks.

With apples:
My teaching had 2 tickets No. 13 and No. 21, which the student received "from" and was willing to wave with a closed session! For the love of the devil and the point he chose these numbers, history silences, history says that in 30 years of his work experience at no exam he has changed his tradition. I have to say that I did not differ in attachment and my roots in student balance too, as a result of which we were assigned an anal execution!
We, prepared to remain without a spell, had fun on my birthday and with a 30-minute delay came to the auditorium, in which the glasses spotted as soon as we entered... Prepod, starting with a thick trolling, gently allowed us to take the tickets, well, and we, the hoole, ready for everything, took 2 neighboring leaves, and mentally ready for the gesture, looked at their content. There was no limit to our enthusiasm))) I have "blackjack" and Pavlik has "a dozen+1". A dull scene, especially nervous twists and botanists make silent cries, the teacher's face expresses universal sorrow from the abundance of burned clay in shorts... We understand that this is a failure, but after 2 minutes, drinking in the dining room with compotes, we understand that the session in the pocket, freedom for 2 weeks, the liver nervously stains...
The preponderance has not retreated, crush!

Conversations on Skype
HHH: Are you here?
So far yes.
HH: Why so far? Where are you going, Happy? Where to go at 3 p.m.!! to
For example, to sleep.
Oh yeah yes, accurate

The Minister of Defense of Estonia was waiting for 50 Russian tanks, so he was very surprised when only DD-shniki and chiller came in the raid.

How is it?
Like a masochist in hell.
Is that really bad?( by
- No, the opposite oh*enno X))

I despise you, not you.
Marina: to yourself

I love my neighbors (I take a room in the public office) called, asked to buy cigarettes, because they were over, called back in 15 minutes, asked to go out to the entrance... Drunk, smoked, gave my grandmother... I love my neighbors.

Disputes on washing of printed plates after installation:

by Tahoe:
If desired, I can even hire Tajiks who will wipe every element with a shirt. But should I? and :)

by Spym:
and nanojamshunting.

<Daffco> Is it better for me to go back to the shirt or go back to the blonde?
<Black_Foot> Better in a blonde.
<Daffco> Everyone Says They're Blonde, And Explain Why They Can't. Would it be better to be a blonde?
<Black_Foot> That would be more honest.

My husband burned.
My son is one and a half years old and he bought him a baby foam for the bath. We went to swim, gathered water, poured foam, all are foaming, all are shattered. Here the husband comes to his mind the idea of a joke and says to his son: "Wow, look, where are your legs? She has no legs ".
After 2 minutes, he was already sitting with the child in the bathroom, holding his hand from hysteria and every half-minute pushing the foam so that he could see his legs :)

From Google:
How to make men's shorts from old jeans so that it's not shameful to go out in people?
Yyy: The main thing is not to cut too high, because the eggs will fall out and will have to fill them all the time (eggs).

I go home with Alicia. Beyond a man someone goes and calls someone "report from the event site about the weather" tells
What weather...? Here is a girl with a dog. She’s in a jacket... like... from the rain...
15 meters away from me (speaking loudly, infection)
Under the jacket of the chest.
I have swallowed
He further
There are normal breasts.

News from a well-known portal:
"People will be able to live a thousand years"
"Ukrainians have been postponed for retirement"

I looked at one of the portals about the harm of smoking.

One of the first comments.
Take it, but let it go.

Punks, informals... all that fucking... I was walking under the rains while the people were moaning. People looked at me like that.

From the interview with footballer Roman Širokov:

A banana was thrown at Roberto Carlos in Samara. What do you need to throw in to get out of the field?

with a hat. If they get in my head, they’ll take me out.

He is KAAT? What are you reading there?
It is mango.
He is :?? to
She: You will not like it.
He is: Why?
She is: Yao
He: It is about what?
There is a demon man who can only choose one lover once in his life, and he has chosen one guy.
He is the hell of hell!!! to