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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12562
 12.11.2008
By composing your name, you can find out about your hidden talents)))

A: You like to drink.
B: Everyone wants you.
C: You are really sick (on the head).
D: You like to drink.
You are wonderful in bed!
F: You are very sexy.
G: You never let people tell you what to do.
H: You have a very good appearance and character.
I: You kiss offgenically
J: People love you!
K: You are a wild and crazy man.
L: Everybody loves you.
M: You kiss the best in the world.
N: You like to drink.
You kiss godly.
Q: You are popular among all segments of the population.
...

and Anita:
A: You like to drink.
N: You like to drink.
N: You like to drink.
A: You like to drink.
O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12561
 12.11.2008
<BLENDAMED> : people, tell me what you can listen to?
<MakcuK> : listen to my mom))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №12560
 12.11.2008
I recently drove to the subway and saw a picture that horrified me to the depths of the depths... Sitting the Aztec goat in a leather jacket, all of itself metal, black violet eye shadows.... a rowWhen apparently her mother was sitting, not an elderly woman... the horror was that they read all the way the colorful issue of the magazine "DOM2" and passionately discussed all the drinks of this brain disaster!!! I demand from now on to consider the "DOM2" magazine Gothic and to stop the persecution of the deserved black witch Khushu.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12559
 12.11.2008
Aska: Van, do you remember the shirt your mother tied to you?
Wanna: well
Aska: I want to connect the same...I need to know how it is connected. Look, is he like you in a scarf, or is he like such a canvas?
Aska: Fuck, how would you explain that you understand... Well, there are such bars along there, or is it all smooth? Is your face the same or different?
Vanilla: ordinary rubber

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12558
 12.11.2008
EPU: Do you know? All this seems to me like a commonplace in a small village...
The evening. The Winter. People climb in the warm, in the entrance.
Here, a small company is located near the battery, they have fun, they have a bottle of vodka and fresh smelly hats, smell.
Just on the side where there is no light bulb, a couple kisses in the salmon.
And beyond it all the boys are forging their half-dead motorcycle.
When I open my door, I go out.
Do you know? My favorite cowboys are boxer's. In them my cock doesn't sweat.
And the stones from those, and those...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12557
 12.11.2008
Eee
Do you remember closing the window at night?

RRR
at four in the morning. And as he went back to bed and as he said later about restoring the climate of control. I remember everything

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12556
 12.11.2008
I understand that in the prize of roulette porn does not participate at all. and. and.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12555
 12.11.2008
Alena: I just came here too. Without feet...
What good do you wish?
Alena: You are pleasing
Sharing the shit.
oL-473: Do you print with your feet?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12554
 12.11.2008
xxx is listening. Where is the appendix?
YYY-NOU... I know the body. How do you get in to the right? :)
XXX from which entrance? Black or black? ?
by ROFL*

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12553
 12.11.2008
I read a quote here about how a parent spends money on their leaving children. So, when I come to my grandmother in the village with my parents, the ancestors always hide my grandmother’s money in different places and then when we are all sitting in the car, we begin to slowly go mommy says grandmother’s where the money is. And the grandmother runs about one-and-a-half kilometers behind the car trying to break through the wheels in order to stop and take the money.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12552
 12.11.2008
To the quote:
To the Citi:
In order to stop the further appearance of the starper...gm... "citation" about turbo buttons, flexible disquets and other stone tails I propose to list as many IT relics as possible at once.

So then. I respect those who remember:
EGA/CGA and monochrome monitors (including black and green);
Matrix printers in which copying paper was inserted when the paint ended;
- Spectrum and Radio-RK toys, which were loaded from cassettes and babies for 15 minutes and not always from the first time;
perforators and perforators that could not be dissolved;
Unopened mice who knocked their tail into a glass of alcohol to clean the ball.
What is PC Speaker?
and etc. and etc.and ;

I’m 17 years old and I still remember all of this!!!! to

We met the first boy (I hope this is not a girl) raised by the admin in the server room. Hi Maughul.
ohm

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12551
 12.11.2008
A person with our physical education can quite well write words like "mnu, shhas, khdila" and so on. The word "parallel" is written without errors!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №12550
 12.11.2008
Koshe4ka: Yes, he doesn’t seem like that, he’s just very strange.
IvanOFF: in what sense?
koshe4ka: Well, in general, this was the situation, I was sitting with him in the room, for his neighbor neuro set up, played his hands up, he went in, heard, fell on the floor, began to rust, beat his head and scream to turn them off.
IvanOFF: This is normal behavior for a person who has heard his hand up *ROLF*
Koshe4ka: Yes! O_O

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12549
 12.11.2008
About a month ago I found an old 1994 anecdote book in the warehouse. Called "Answers and toasts", put in the toilet sometimes to entertain yourself with something.
And every day I guess more and more about the fact that the publishers already then knew the teleportation into the future and back... they took quotes from the basha and fasted in their book! Definitely
© Navy

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12548
 12.11.2008
The CHC:
Why does the light not remove the body? It is approaching at a great speed.

WOW :
Shit you!! I said I didn’t smoke...

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12547
 12.11.2008
Quote about the balls in the house.

The people!! I also thought of the neighbors before, but you raised the topic and I became curious. So here! I talked to 3!! Candidates of Sciences in Physics. Opinions agreed that the sound insulation there is silly, especially for low frequencies. The sound is heard by everyone. And the sound itself is caused by some processes in the elevator mechanism, but these processes occur rarely, so this is not the movement of the elevator, but most likely its checking with lifts (standard bypass). These are things.

Thank you to Archangel Julia Serafimovna for the detailed explanation of this thought.

ZZY put the quote plus, because this is the only version so far and see it should as many people as possible)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №12546
 12.11.2008
This is always the case: "Why is it so cold? So, global warming!", or - "What is the work of Dohoy? So is the crisis, his mother..."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12545
 12.11.2008
From the student hats:

¤Duchess¤ (21:32:54 6/11/2008) today past such a restaurant passed)
~Witch~ (21:34:16 6/11/2008)heaven. saw there the man of his dreams...
¤Duchess¤ (21:35:18 6/11/2008)no...I saw there the food of my dreams))))))))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12544
 12.11.2008
At work, the doctor one burned, wrote in the history of the disease: "The patient was taken to the ice."
Other history of the disease:
"The eyelids and eyelids on the scalp are a single conglomerate"
"Cold sweat complaints in the perineum"
"Falling of the lower right limbs"
The patient without consciousness, in time and space is not oriented"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №12543
 12.11.2008
XXX(16:20:05 7/11/2008)
What is the name of file exchange protocol?

YYY(16:21:02 7/11/2008)
HZ

XXX(16:22:48 7/11/2008)
and thanks. I just do control. I did not know the answer to the question.

YYY(16:22:54 7/11/2008)
Always please :)

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