But at my wedding, when my wife was throwing a bouquet behind her back, her boyfriends had escaped the bouquet.
XXX: I am tired of it. Now I’m going to bat for any mat, including "bla" and even "blin"!
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After a couple of computers. A couple of general knowledge.
Prepod: and so the homework is answered by Ivanov
Ivanov, what is the truth?
Ivan: one
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The glass table - such a setup
xxxh: you sit behind the comp, you forge in your nose, and where I'll be harvested afterwards - xxxh
- where you can bombard with a tent, so that it is warm, there are no dangerous spiders, insects and snakes. So that you can get a bucket yourself.
Any supermarket is perfectly suited.
Oksana (11.12.2010 18:49)
Communication without mates does not work.
Alexander (11.12.2010 18:49)
Nothing
Oksana (11.12.2010 18:51)
It may not make sense to communicate. Communication is not easy!
Alexander (11.12.2010 18:52)
Maybe my "go naher " meant that?
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[23:24:16] Denis (reMix): Eep such a fist invented. Guests came to me, with them a child 5 years old picked him all his toys all difficult for him, every 5 minutes he resorted to us and demanding a new or help pass the level, short tormented does not let go with friends. The way out of the situation: he robbed the half went to the servaq and created him a nick: "a child 5 years distract the pliz" the stock of babysitters found you do not imagine and all try not to kill him))) the guy honestly earned 5 phrases per hour of play))))
Reflections on Police / Police:
Dear neighbor! It is already a deep night, will you not be so kind to interrupt your lively dispute over a bottle of wine? Otherwise, I will be forced to invite the Constable!
The coffee?
The mentality!
Furthermore, the situation develops according to the traditional Russian scenario, the appearance of the constable in the final is inevitable.
The female logic:
"Well, after he slept with me, he must marry me"
The man’s logic:
"Well, after we kissed her for the first time, she has to give me"
Do you know the most popular website in the world?
Go to: Google Search
Kirkorov will now be invited only to weddings. What a wedding without a fight.
“Maybe Paul died because he knew in advance where the 2018 World Cup would take place.
Worms can eat as much as they want to live in their ass. It is freedom of speech.
Outside the ass, they are not viable. It is biology.
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After the Orthodox Church of the MP allowed duty-free import of cigarettes and alcohol, I was absolutely not surprised by the questionnaire on the dating site. There it was meant that the girl was Orthodox, and the purpose of dating was group sex.
According to experts, the carrier rocket "Proton-M" with satellites "Glonass-M" after the launch deviated from the assigned trajectory by 8 degrees due to mistakes in the mathematical support of the flight task.
And what do you want by abolishing astronomy in schools and introducing Orthodoxy?
The rocket hit the sky!
I'm riding a car, there's a man decent enough subjects) but all the cars stop and leave... I think, well, probably for a hundred fucking... I have nothing to do anyway, I think to bring, I come in:
he: "How much does it cost?" (3 stops)
I: "How long do you want to go?"
he: "for 500 (I am in auhuye o_0) but there is 1 condition"...
I: "which one?"
He: "I will lick your penis!and "
I melt like gas in the floor)))
I watch fashion carefully so that I don’t wear anything fashionable. (c) Shaddar
From the film:
What is it?
This is a submarine that runs on solar panels.
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I'm probably from another space - but, blatantly, I don't understand the prank about uggy - shoes like shoes, what is the prank? Nothing to pay attention to? Do you fall in love with a girl and she is in the uggs? In the country, the demographic level is falling, and it is falling out.
I am not joking at all.
I read from my sister on the wall of a friend's inscription: "We argued with my mother that it was unrealistic to commit suicide in a dude, such as soft walls and so on. I said that you can cut out a branch of hair and squeeze it! I’m going to the psychiatrist tomorrow"