The Winter. The farmer celebrates
He made a easy run.
He cried out, “What a fucker!? to
There was no snow yet!"

The controller from the GLONAS central panel calls and says, “I understand, of course, that the Gazelle car is good, but what does it do in the middle of the Black Sea closer to Turkey?”

XXX: Yeah, yes, a girlfriend makes her husband like this: frozen crab sticks treats on the thrash, plus a raw yichko, interrupts, and like crabs on the bowl. But it’s even worse than the cheese inside.)
YYY:...yichko, yichko, yichko... are you serious about it or are you talking about it? Reading is terrible. As well as the fried crab sticks.
XXX: I’m self-provoking, it’s written correctly – IITSO!

Today I took the exam at GAI.About 5 o'clock I waited for the turn, I fell into the car, tired, frozen.
Gaishnik: Tell the camera the name, surname, paternity, the car is provided for free.
I: This is such a name, the name is provided for free!
The man was hysterical :)

I watched Russian porn here, and when the girl said before she would have 3 boys "Curious guys dress your favorite", I almost cried.

If your cat likes to be confused, distracting and distracting, look at it carefully and say in a concerned tone, “Oh, great that you are here! I just really need your help..." What help, you can not say, because the cat will still immediately find its own affairs, much more important than yours. He will not be there for half an hour.
Wives: the method works on the husband too, tested several times.

Were the elections held at all? It would be simple to say to everyone: "The election was yesterday, you voted for the EP".

I heard that there was a riot in Moscow.
Motherland: What happened?
They say the king is not real!! to
Motherland: What did you not like about the movie? He is old!

Doping is when noticed, and yet not noticed - it is vitamins.

Recently, in Kiev, the Day of the Prosecutor’s Office was celebrated. leksuses and land cruisers on the parking lot are still in trouble, but when their music order for 90%+ entered the shanson headed by “Bratva, do not shoot each other”.
They are not burning, right?

There are three things in the world that can’t be cut off: a thread from a cottage, a fruit sticker, and a ass from a couch.

I sit on courses, hiding my adminity. The local administrator runs puts the camera, the microphone, the internet. It looks like a Thai massage ;)

A man distinguishes a hundred shades of black by choosing socks, and a woman by choosing a red dress.

“United Russia” won the election.

Timothy Dexter is an eccentric, naive, uneducated businessman who has accumulated wealth on deals that, contrary to common sense, made him rich. Dexter was born on January 22, 1747.
Madeleine in Massachusetts. Having married a wealthy widow, he started managing her savings. First, he began to buy the depreciated during the years of war for
Independence “continental currency”, which no one needed.
However, suddenly after the war, the currency regained value and brought the businessman a huge income. He bought cheap shares and then they began to rise in price. The uneducated jump was mocked and one day a merchant joked to him that the islands of West India lacked gloves and cushions. Without knowing anything about the hot climate, he carried goods to the tropics. Everyone around me thought he was crazy. But surprisingly, the gloves were bought by Asian merchants, who resold them to Siberia, and the truffles were used by local producers of pataka as a boiler.
Again, the jokers advised him to sell coal to Newcastle.
After buying coal, he sent it to England, not knowing that Newcastle was a major coal-mining city. The expression “selling coal”
“To Newcastle” is an idiom and means “unnecessary occupation.” When the ship arrived in the city, it turned out that local coal workers declared a strike and there was no coal in the city. As a result, the cargo was sold with great success.

We’re so happy with Eddy at the election. They will steal like the last time.

After the first date, let the girl know to the guy that he didn’t like it and didn’t call again.
The best answer: "And the money for the restaurant I will not give you back. Consider this as a payment for Muslimism."

Q: Who are you working for?
and a cook.
Do you cook deliciously?
See also: Nea
Why do you work as a cook?
I hate people, let them go.

Will you go to the cinema for a new movie Mission Impossible?
WOW: No
The Kremlin is Exploding
When is the premiere?

XXX: once I took off a prostitute, well not took off and bought. and not a prostitute and ice cream.but it was also fun.