"she is one of those girls for whom guys run in crowds... with villas and screams "we will kill this creature"..."

Running with villas.. yes, the jealous kind of girls))

I was in the metro with a girl. We climb the escalator. She carries some nonsense.
Logic, where are you?
I am on the escalator!
You are not logical!!! to
D: And where am I?
by Facepalm

I saw an interesting picture today. Two girls on a football field. One throws the other a cloth wrapped in a scotch. So that the other does not catch. At the same time, the one who catches - in a narrow evening dress and on high heels.
In general, it became interesting, I approach, I ask what this is for a new kind of sport.)
It turns out that she is training a bouquet at the wedding to catch!O_O
The PDC...

We have a fun warehouse. Operator Nastya and certification technician Luba scare the carrier Igor with a goat

Dead Soul: Either allow the free sale of weapons, or prohibit the free sale of karaoke.

I am reading the news of the contact. I liked the phrase:
"The most important contribution to the upbringing of a child is a properly chosen father..."
I gently stick to my favorite cheek and read with a hint, saying that I have already chosen.
The reaction:
How is he called? She smiles rushingly.
Timothy, I am answering.
Oh, and the tease! (Fortunately I went out)
of the sugar! Kill is ready!!!! to

I feel the arrival unusual,like the brains are moving and I really feel it.I turned out to accidentally wear a hat with a fly.

How to tell a girl that she has beautiful breasts? and :)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay. +1 is

In Belarus are going trials over the participants of silent protests. Some are imprisoned for 10 to 30 days, while others are punished with rubles. A fine of 1 million 50 thousand. Belarusian rubles (more than $200) were awarded to a disabled person named Konstantin. A man who has no one hand was found guilty of knocking his hands in a public place, reports "Radio Liberty".

I need to get rid of it urgently :(
WOW why? You are normal...
I don’t wear the dress until I graduate for two weeks. I bought a small one.
See also: Mash Why did you buy a dress that you don’t have?
Fuck you to lose weight!!! to

I saw two Japanese people today. ^ ^ ^
Beware of Chinese counterfeits!
XXX: O_o...

xxx: why if you’re going to disassemble something, fold it up, so it works better, then right away it’s something starting to work PERFECT?!?!? to
Yyy: it’s fighting you as a qualified specialist :)

Eat breakfast yourself.
Lunch with a friend
Give dinner to the enemy

Whose enemy should I be to normally bury? and :(

Students of 3 course.

In one of the video chats sits one and a half thousand men and watch online one thin and modest appearance girl satisfies itself with two vibrators at once. During the break, she sits at the table, drinks cognac and coffee and reluctantly communicates with the people. In the comments, an uninterrupted speech, an invitation to the guests, the requirements of the address, the promises to come to her now and so on. With the support, the girl enters the second round. Men stand and fight. Cognac coffee and cigarette break. Entrance for the third time. Everyone is less stressed, everyone is less stressed. The action has been going on for more than three hours. Another cigarette and the girl starts the fourth series. Comments are replaced by: "How much does she need?", no one asks for a guest. After the fifth time in the comments is empty, and the beauty is clearly disposed to continue. Someone from the newcomers is interested - what is happening, and why everyone is silent? The solitary answer is TS! She will now calculate the IP, come and call each one individually!

I know a very happy man. He recently took a mondeo, could not breathe over it. They stole it in three! weeks after shopping on Saturday.. it was scary to watch it... and you know why happy? because at 6 a.m. on Monday he was called, bullied and asked what hero he had parked so)) the hijackers apparently decided to leave it in case of a satellite alarm and forgot to remove it.
a paper with a number on the rear glass)))he gave that man a gentle cognac))

by Pernaty_Zmei
It rains with a very large grass and the strongest wind, leaves fly away from the trees and cling to the windows... Behind the window MOHITO

by Steel_Cat
I read the questionnaire of the applicant in HR department
Section "Specify the reasons why you left your previous job"
Answer: "Inappropriate working conditions involving repeated violence over my brain"

Maybe you should take this guy admin...

Why does he always ask me how I am on the personal front?
YYY: to the forefront

I have a friend who was promoted to the captain.
Aha, congratulations
He has the name of a witness.
O O O O O O

I found in my grandfather's house forced, I will give a black cat cheap.