It is uncomfortable to sleep with three cats on the same couch.
WOW: go away
Q: Do I go away?! to
You are uncomfortable!

and Tiny! - 17 July 2012, 12:07

Called for delayed payment
Ask the smoke.
I hit him in full.
The man said he will bring tomorrow afternoon.
I looked at the contract and broke...
I called the passport number!!! to

Lav: I stand, therefore, on the balcony, a new neighbor-meloman, who has already borrowed residents of nearby houses, is using his media center again to reproduce a random huynni (the opinion of most listeners, not purely personal)
Lav: and here this lover of hip-hop, pop and house goes out on the balcony, and, smiling in the whole mouth, crosses eyes with dissatisfied faces.
Lav: One of the persons declares: "etabling, switching off, заебалнах"
Lav: what our hero is broadcasting, floating in a smile: "nachuy go"
Lav: his opponent disappears, and in a few seconds from the windows of the disappeared is London calling. A minute later another white soldier joins. Together they stifle the war of darkness, but he does not give up and wrestles his weapons to the maximum. But that does not save him. Already waiting for victory, the white knights did not expect such an unconditional defeat. The Dark Knight used a secret weapon.
Tagged: karaoke
As long as the court lives under the dark side...

Fuck me, I’m fucking fucking. News of the day, Matech: "Timoshenko has a rash on the skin".
and Achirenet. Wait to! Don’t bother me, I’m writing a press release about my pimple on my ass.

If half drunk men are sent to sobriety, then why not take half-clothed girls on the street to the bordell?? to

OST

A call from a blonde girlfriend.
Oh what to do!! When do you put the columns for a player to listen to hope?
I give the phone to my boyfriend so that I don’t break my brain. From the dialogue:
Columns are connected?
Well yes. not work.
Did the green tap in the green entrance?
Oh yeah... well, I think. Still does not work.
Included in the router?
And in the roof of hope?
A minute of silence:
- I was told that before they worked from the note without a rooster.
Question for the sewing (so keep it clean):
What wind is it?
Hey... how is it? and windows.
Oh well okay. of elementary. The start button is square or round.
As a square...

Thank God for giving people patience. to endure us.

My husband and I met in an advertisement.
Do you smell coffee?
I lived on the first floor, the window was open and I baked the chicken. I looked out the window and he stood there, so sad and sad))
And my chicken smells. I looked at him and he looked at me. In general, I invited him, he said he was a poor, hungry student, ate half chicken and ran away.
WOW: And the next day I came with flowers and confessed that he was the director of the company, and under the window was standing because I like him for a long time and I realized that he came back for me.
Maybe he returned for the chicken in the second half?

Once again, by changing the canister with water in the refrigerator, I was convinced that any office needs strong programmers.

By the way... while communicating, we found a gentleman’s synonym for the expression dumb shit. The naive lone.

Prepod reports to my neighbor on the party.
Q: You don’t know how Pi is written, and you don’t paint a lambda at all!
The neighbor slowly rises, goes to the board, beautifully paints a lambda and surrounds it in a circle.
The damned valve!

M: Wife, that a suitcase without a pen is hard to carry, and it is unfortunate to throw out.
J: How can you! I am your only one! I cannot live without you! Without you, I am like without hands.! to
I’m like you without a suitcase.

the fox, now the soft sign in the verbs is angry even where it should be

Q: Do you know there is an introduction to Wikipedia? Well, where it is written that edit all the pages - don't be afraid to break the site
Okay, you decided to edit this page for the first time in your life! by прошибло
Click on the "right" button. Everything I wanted to print. with a calm soul.
XHH: I saw that the right is not visible. Page updated
xxx: and you in the full screen "Predict a world without free information"
Oh, and that’s all, shit! Myocardial infarction! I broke Wikipedia to the harams! It was enough to make 10 numbers!
See also: xDDD
You laugh at me, and I’m shaking my hands :((

Somewhere there was an emotional post on the topic "living with a girl, or single". How about taking care of your home and yourself? I live alone, I cook myself, in the weekend I can and all the favorite borsches to delight myself - among other things, the taste is added and a pleasant feeling from what I have prepared myself =)) My dishes after meals, I take away garbage every evening, once every two weeks I clean up, the well-being of the apartment is small, there is enough time for everything. The repair on the balcony was done - no one pushed or squeezed.

I don’t like to live in shit.

There were no girls and no.

An experienced patient goes to the doctor to confirm his guesses about the disease.

From Soviet political reports from the Eastern Front of the Second World War after the forcing of Oder:

"So far there are separate cases of unworthy behavior of fighters.
The commander of the squadron of automakers of the division of the senior Schumeiko, already after familiarization with the receipt with the directive 11072, had sexual intercourse with the local resident of Germany Emma Cooper, 32, lasting more than a day, and who entered her home with a check patrol Cooper tried to hand out the senior Schumeiko, who was in silk underwear under a blanket, for her husband, from the birth of a deaf and therefore released from service in the German army. However, the senior patrol Shumeiko was identified and transported to part.

We walked well yesterday! Now I want to start a new life... in a new city... under a new name...

During a traditional bull race in Spain, six lambs were injured.

What is a hundred?
I: Maintenance Station
What are they selling there?
I: Where is it?
Tagged: hundred
Especially the fucking.

Rain on the street. I am standing on the balcony, pulling my hand out of the window to enjoy, and then a tea bag slips on my palm. Thank you for not using condoms, fucking.
The sadness.