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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16253
 05.05.2009
Sergey Ivanovich
Thanks to the Emergency Doctor! I have a term of 23 weeks, a very high fever, I had to call an ambulance, came in 15 minutes.
Aqua
Not every day you see the pregnant Sergey Ivanovich :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16252
 05.05.2009
Do you want me to give you a gift?
Why Why?
Horses to burn, sheep!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №16251
 05.05.2009
Whoever has something to say is quiet, whoever has nothing to say is broadly silent.
is published.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16250
 05.05.2009
Talk about apartment theft. The monologue of one of the participants
I liked that I reproduced it.

No, men, the best rescue is a dog. Here you say –
Extraordinary security. Your security guard will be there.
Home to live? No is! The dog lives.

I was a boy when we took a rottweiler puppy.
The farmer told me not to think of raising anger in him! He is,
He is a guard of nature. My husband and I grew up together. Our whole family.
He knew, of course, but the master recognized only me. When I slept
As I went to sleep, he came into my room and spit at the door. And no one could
to enter. He immediately rattled his nose, showed the cries and whistled.
My mother fed him. He licked her hands. When she woke me up to school,
I could only go from the corridor.
Will your outdoors sleep on the floor at the entrance?
He loved fighting with other dogs. His eyes are under his forehead.
They hanged. I looked at the white. Or did not look at it at all.
I remember not knowing that dogs fighting for their back legs.
He broke up with his neighbor’s cabbage. I try them.
Get in between them. He got hot and grabbed me a couple of times.
In the hole, the little boy entered.

The Gypsies wanted to cleanse us.
My grandfather was in the garden, and I was in the house.
The dog slept somewhere in the shade behind the house.
The Gypsies are ugly.

They go crawling in the street. They see a grandfather in the garden forging in the house.
The windows and doors are quiet. Six men separated from the crowd, and
Go through the hole to our garden. My grandfather said shortly, “We’ll drink.” A is
Through the yard to the house. and fast. I saw them from my room.
When I heard it, I thought, “The dog is not tied.”
They are running away from the dog. A broken bed with a hand.
He holds on. They didn’t even fit in the cylinder. through the fence
They switched. The dog was able to catch two more. But he was calm.
I looked after them and left the house again.

I said he knew our whole family. In degree of affinity.
I understood. My aunt lived nearby and visited us often. He is her
We were allowed to go in and out, even if none of us were at home.
It was not allowed to take anything.
Here she brought a roast. She pulled it out of the cage, planted it, wanted to take it
In order to polish, he showed his teeth. Oh, it cannot mean. I wanted my
Damn, fuck the two! Nor can I! I gave, I gave, I gave
already our own.

I could walk him out of the yard.
He loved to come to the sandbox and watch the children play. lying
I looked around, looked, looked, and looked again.
Other dogs were driven away.
The kids were tired of their forms and cuddles, they played with him. Stolen him
Sand in the eyes and ears. I wondered why his eyes were red.
Grandmothers first feared him, were angry with me, then used to him.

It is good that he is here. Yesterday he wasn’t there, so wandering dogs in
The sandstone guessed. Send it here more often. Only myself
Approach at times. He doesn’t allow us children out of the sandbox.
to take.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №16249
 05.05.2009
and Paris. The Elysée Fields. A 6-liter mercer stops at the light.
607 and bicycle. The drivers saw each other, surprise immediately.
It was changed by turbulent joy. They parked. They stumbled on each other
and hugs:
Oh my God, how many years, how many winters...
And you remember Odessa, and you remember our courtyard.
Isera Pinchovich... This is a meeting! And in Paris!! No, yes
I can’t go away, I know there’s a nice restaurant.
We sit down and eat lunch. We will remember.
The driver of the bicycle turned:
Oh you know, it’s the Elysée Fields, I’m afraid of it.
The restaurant is not in my pocket.
“Semen, what a condition between us, you won’t eat.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №16248
 05.05.2009
Always watched movies, downloading DVD-RIPs from torrents or from the network, now in some centuries watched a licensed DVD. It took me 10 minutes to watch the ads and other screenshots before the movie started – and it’s impossible to overwhelm that shit! I don't know what the creators of this DVD thought, but because of this I will never buy a license again, I will watch ONLY the rips. Not even because of money. due to the quality of the goods.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16247
 05.05.2009
sending the electricity. The doors are already closed. Mechanic on Public Communications: “Dear passengers, please leave the train! Do not lick it, it is dirty.and "

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16246
 05.05.2009
Status in contact:

The first day:
I vs Lenin – 0: 1

The second day:
I VS Lenin – 0:2... He says tomorrow I will surrender.

The Third Day:
I VS Lenin – 0:3...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16245
 05.05.2009
O> I have a depression :(
I> it’s you’ve got avitaminosis
I> need to take vitamins E, D, A during meals
I> E,D,Y
I> I understand it!! to
I> I understood why you have depression:
I> you lack vitamin E :)
O> and how to get it :)
I> there are no legal means
I> but
Vitamin E is also produced by the body itself.
I> and specifically the brain
I> there is a special iron.
O> 😉
I> happiness will stimulate you to release vitamin E :))
I> listen to the joke:

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16244
 05.05.2009
[21:44:41] <@Nafanya> Question: in myth. khmer god, close to Vishnu ( 6 letters, 1 word )
[21:44:48] <&[U-2]> chickpeas

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16243
 04.05.2009
I am actually a chemist. But after a whole week in the evenings sat down until the night with various acquaintances and not very, reinstalling, cleaning, setting them comps, thought about growing a beard.

and II. When I was six years old, I was fascinated by chemistry and programming. And here, one of my acquaintances, while I was putting her antivirus, told such a story. Her girlfriend recently got a new boyfriend. Well, no wool, no look, only wickedness. A little boy. But the girl said that he was a spirit guy, does not drink, in addition, does not smoke. And her mother, a devoted rational woman, decided to scratch the guy. Time is hot. They went to the cave to dig. And this little boy turned out to be a powerful man. In 2.5 hours, he digged all 5 cents on his own. Well, in the evening, the girl decided to offer a prize to the hero: let's, say, we'll have sex. And here is this monster of excavation, just turning up the bottom of how many cubic meters of land, naively says, "Oh, and I can't." They will soon have a wedding.

P.S Interesting work of computers =)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16242
 04.05.2009
Conversation in nature:
M: This is when the witches make arrangements, it’s called "shabash". Interestingly, and when sorcerers there are all sorts of, witches - men - slightly arranged, is there a name for this?
The fishing...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16241
 04.05.2009
A friend is engaged in the installation of video surveillance systems.A cat lives at his house.Something he decided to put a camera to see what the pet is doing in his absence.The pet was interested in watching the process of establishing a total video control of his person...In the evening it turned out that a useful recording of about 20 minutes.All this time the creature stubbornly bit the wires of the camera...We sit guessing what she is doing in his absence.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16240
 04.05.2009
Jlou: Only the hopper on the Nevsky Avenue could say, “I am not you, I am you!” – in the hearts to throw a foot and throw a hat on the ground.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16239
 04.05.2009
The real explanation of Sisadmin:

I, FIO, do not laugh at the lack of intellectual abilities of our chief. The reason for my laughter when serving her workplace is due to entirely different reasons. After increasing, at her request, the size of the system fonts, some of the inscriptions stopped entering the boundaries of the windows. So, the inscription "This utility helps to find duplicate files" turned into the inscription "This utility helps us".

Date and signature.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16238
 04.05.2009
And who else regrets that he did not sleep in the kindergarten during the quiet hour?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16237
 04.05.2009
Here is the generation of ducks who make an offer through the aska...

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16236
 04.05.2009
The book, by the way, came out.
He: And how is it, your book?
She: Well... paper is good, painted... pleasant to touch...)
He: I would touch your paper, especially from the back. The volume of the publication is large.)
She is: Oh yes! Third Dimension
You have such a beautiful cover! I want to feel the depth of your creativity.
She: Take me for a mess! kiss in the title sheet))
Q: How much does the book cost?
She: She is invaluable. Better not to buy, but to take in the library. There are not many readers yet, so the pages are not shaken at all.))) If you like - keep yourself. It will delight your eye on the shelf in your room))
The reader is interested)

[ + 58 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16235
 04.05.2009
<xxx> I found a cure for unhappy love!
<yyy> on batteries?)

[ + 78 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16234
 04.05.2009
Jyzi (09:10:32 24/08/2007)
The devil from 5 years behind the comp, and the current of the day understood that the pages of the mono scroll the gap 0_o
I’ve been 20 years old, and I’ve started to scratch. I also found out today.
So many of us?
Jyzi (09:10:57 24/08/2007)
I also found out what I know, oh.
Sergey (09:11:13 24/08/2007)
Same as!
Sergey (09:11:38 24/08/2007)
A shift, a gap in the reverse.
Drone
I’ve been sitting behind the compass for 10 years... I’m in Ah.E. O_O

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