Member of LBI:
The Pedophile Exhibitionist:

I change clothes. The 11-year-old daughter looks and says so thoughtfully: “You have a good press, daddy... Well, more precisely... not a press... but a place for cubes!”
I thought long.

The daughter is good. I hope her sharp tongue learns to demonstrate shame before her.
— — — —
"Shame" is below the press. At least in people.

XXX: I don’t understand it. Once the peacekeepers, they must walk with bouquets and spoke people from war, and when you are shot out one - shoot in response.
YYY: so let the flowers shoot))
ZZZ: Well they shoot, there are "Acacies", "Pions", "Georgins".
ZZZ: And above all the turtle!

Judging by the number of unexpected turns at the 2014 World Cup, the script was clearly written by the writers of Lost'a.

in the publication about programming posted a photo - a drink with the logo of the wine on the bank.
Commentary :
Per the best drink to hang out with friends...

here here :

I love my dad. When I found out that I had lost another nail pile, he gave me a healthy leaf of nail pile.

He gave me my nickname. I have used it since then. The thing!

If I were told before the championship that Russia in two rounds would get as many points as Portugal, and even more than Spain and England, I would of course be wildly delighted, but I didn’t believe it.
Now I believe, but I am not happy.

I hate you, I was thrown alone in a sunny tent, and I went in the shade under a tree.
We tried to wake you up, but you stumbled and wrapped yourself in a cloth.
I froze

by Katrin (Black's)
Have we ever played football like that?
Marina Shamidanova
No, somebody else has to cheat.

@tanrial: My wife saw in a dream that we were participating in the seven deadly sins championship in the breasts section. We had every chance, but she woke up.

From the discussion of electric guitars on the forum:
The guitar has an ergonomic shape (scatter under the right hand and cut under the beer bottle).

I swear solemnly that I will never again watch football broadcasts with the participation of the Russian national team. Never follow the news from the team and any other related to it again. Switch the television, radio and other sources of visual and verbal media at the beginning of football broadcasts with the participation of the national team. I swear, I swear, I swear.

Mazajchik: how I am in the role of a sturger))))) I think I was very evil today))) they cut me off from the warm Ivan!
From the hot couch! ? ?

Good and evil have not been fighting each other for a long time, they are fighting for the indifferent.

In the fourth grade, the Olympiad in natural sciences was held in the form of a victory. One of the questions was simply brilliant: "The eggs grew eight times, it turned out - ******. Put the answer instead of the stars.” All the children answered incorrectly, but in rhythm. And the correct answer is, “Dicobras”.

When I came home early from the night shift and saw a half-naked girl coming out of the bathroom, I had only three thoughts in my head: was the son grown up, the husband broke up, or did the grandfather believe in himself?

If I were unwise, I’t be able to post on the website!
Who told you such nonsense?

to this:

If Germany wins Ghana and Nigeria reaches the 1/8 finals, 90 minutes will hang on the screens of the world.
and NIG-GER
and...
It would be fun, but not. Nigeria is referred to as NGA.

Today at work:
Grandma comes on the bandage, on the leg a rosy inflammation. Just in case, looking at her foot, I ask her:
Do you take the antibiotics that your doctor has prescribed?
and no. I treat with prayers.
Well let’s not joke, I seriously ask, do you drink medicine?
and no! I don't like them, my stomach hurts terribly from them, I don't want to drink them!
Do you realize that all these bandages are useless if you don’t take antibiotics? Your foot will never go by.
You know that antibiotics destroy people. I pray without side effects.
Antibiotics do not destroy a person, but the bacteria that eat your foot.
You are a humorous girl! I also invented it! Inflammation is not treated with antibiotics at all! I have a special prayer for this.

Interview with a friend on the eve of the match Russia-Belgium:
Who will you be sick for tomorrow?
I am a patriot!
And then then?

Talk with Comrade (T) about modern youth
X: Well, in the Clinic there is a specific humor, some think they won’t understand who needs it now.
Y: It is yes
X: Is it funny with Camedi Club, or is it fashionable now?
Y: Now they laugh at Fizruck
X: Yes yes
X: How Nagiev plays bydlo
X: A difficult role for him
Exclusively XD