Paranoids are such, some constantly receive signals from aliens, others - from girls.

North Wind: There is such a contingent in public transportation I recently boarded the bus here, like everything is quiet at first, then one aunt begins to crash on the other - that it is she who pushes her, on her foot, and in general. Passengers around start to laugh - it turns out that this aunt yesterday just the same way in the bus drove to schoolchildren, which also prevented her from living. This type of storage, apparently,
Kazbich: In response to such a scream, you need to stand on your feet from the heart, and then politely apologize. But do so so that after a week it crumbles.

Probably, if our domestic chinchill knew how to write on the Internet, he would also now complain to the "friends". I let this fur ass walk around the room, ran, came to me on handles to play and itch at my ear as usual. I chew... and here this cattle is making a vicious attempt to cut off my elbow! And it is also unhappy now that the couch for such behavior has rolled out!)))) Well one in one whispering here "offended boys")))

You will decide, men hide their desire as partisans, or climb with their piss where they do not ask.

One does not cancel the other. And, in general, the idea that they are everywhere is as stupid as crying about a friendzone. So people like a very small percentage of people of the opposite sex, all the others are in a fairly wide range "do not cause disgust". There are, of course, a certain portion of winners in life, one here even dropped off. They always need someone to fuck for a crack, to satisfy their own importance, social status, anything to tell, etc. But they have problems with friendship, so they usually don’t make sense to allow any trust relationship.

Never, never anger admin, or he will hide his anger. somewhere in the system.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Another report from the Yellow Walls?
xxx: type of) admin we had, Loša, well as admin, quietly solved some problems with wires, set up mail, put something, even paid, and recently after the next non-promotion ZP quietly left. And we have time to collect indicators for the year, the chief yesterday sent a newsletter to other offices as well. I was lazy to read postponed for today - in the morning I received a letter requesting to issue a "annual report". so many interwoven signals that it is time to roll, desperate fate has not sent me yet)

Gothic...
I wonder, ladies, how far do you send such a direct and immediate citizen?

Let us think. A man who knows what he wants, from whom he wants it. Honest enough to say this, free enough from complexes not to be ashamed of such topics. MMM, add to this a little attractive appearance and joint hobbies and from such a man is not something to refuse, I myself will drive away other girls, every day you do not encounter this. But the conquerors, who after they have achieved what they need, move to the consumer model, are much more worthy of a message than honest boys. Well, if there is a sufficient amount of free time they can be planted on all kinds of threads, and then send, so nothing and give. This is not the case with decent women.

Here are my five copies.
In Moscow, people come in crowded places, deliver a box with household appliances and say that you are a million passers on this street, or well... generally understandable. The main thing to hold in his hands is to get used to the whistle. And then it starts that it's all free, but the cost of such in the store thousands. 5 and jump the gift, then you have to pay the tax somewhere 1.5 thousand.
My wife's friend walking around the square stumbled upon one, he handed her a gift and after saying it was absolutely free, she gently thanked and went on. The little boy walked and probably not immediately, but hit her meters after 50 and decided to continue. What she looked at it said, A.. that... all, no longer a gift, well then on... and drove the box in the hands of the man who broke up the second time. There were no more attempts.

I remember a great lesson from my childhood. Nearby lived a family with a daughter, and their daughter went to first class with me. Once her parents mocked her, for what, she told the teacher the truth that she was watching cartoons, so she did not do the homework, and it was necessary to say that the type of notebook forgot, or did not write. I approached her father and said, "Uncle, we were taught that you can't lie," I remember how he smiled and asked, "Truth, you're talking? Tell me, do you like our Elysée?I, of course, became red, but proudly raised my head and replied, "Yes, this is pure truth," he echoingly smiled again, put his hand on my shoulder and said, "And you are not her, and this is also pure truth!" It ruined my whole childhood.

Enough to think?
Friendship does not depend on gender. I’m a lesbian, can I stay without friends now? I want you, my brother. And sex, it’s wonderful when it’s more difficult than simple "we’re going to fuck?". It is preceded by a spark, tension, type of that.
Try it, you will like it.

When I lived in a dormitory, one day a first-time student knocked on me and asked me to give me a stone (they told me I had it). I give a stone - the guy stands and does not leave. I ask what it is and I get the answer: "Maybe you go down yourself, flow, or I can’t".

My husband is an eye surgeon. An elderly patient came with complaints - the left eye can't see anything and it hurts a lot. What diagnosis was I do not remember, but after a long treatment eventually came to the conclusion - the eye "repair" is impossible, you need to amputate and put a prosthesis, because. The sickness will never stop. The patient agreed. He was operated and placed an artificial eye. And then there was a terrible scandal – Herod, what did you do, why do I see nothing with this prosthesis?! to
by BES

Spring really has arrived.
Because the electric heaters of the seats in the electric buses have returned from the spinning mode to the baking mode.

xxx> Hello to all of you! Is this a channel about *nix?
yyy> just try it.
xxx> Advice ongoing some)

Did you not think that your problem is not in the absence of a decent way to get to know, but in the fact that you want everything and the hole? Should someone introduce you to a girl who will be interesting to you? What then? Someone will have to teach you how to behave with her, what to say, where to drive, right? But then, sorry, and someone else will have to fuck her too. Am I wrong?

gomez: Trolls are easy to hear - it is enough to just joke without smiley.
And yes, it is the same in real.

The most important thing in IT is to have an advanced level in extrasensory, shamanism skills and possess a powerful aura. The first will allow you to understand what really happened, the second - with a rhythmic knock on some object with commenting on this ritual, the mat solves many problems, and the third allows you to repair any broken equipment, you should only enter the room.

by Nikita:
How are you dealing?
by Anna:
That’s why this red ass is buying toys...this wool pidoas continues to eat the blanket.

Fyn: After my wife opened the door and realized that before her the evangelists shouted "Hassim! The aliens picked up the first spacecraft and disappeared, and our apartment was blacklisted. Everyone comes in and we are not. (I may not even remember)

One boy here wants him to be introduced to accessible girls. The other girl wants the boys to do everything she needs for her and want nothing in return. I propose to marry them, it will be a beautiful couple, the crown of creation, the symbol of modern civilization.

A clear answer to you? Oh, but will you like him? Women (there is nothing to do here) love conquerors.

Sorry, but what age are you from? And now sexual topics are freely discussed even by teenagers. Yes, and conquests are a bit out of fashion, for them it is easier to shelter 10 years of isolation from society than a constant sexual life.
Plus, if we talk about friendly relationships, there is nothing to hide, as if one of the properties of such relationships is mutual trust, openness and truthfulness. A friend who hides his intentions regardless of gender and intentions is a shit, not a friend.