XXX: So is it.
“Today at 2 p.m. my father wakes me up and asks, ‘Do you want tea?’ I tell him that not. After that, he says that he is not there, he is like the current that has finished, and with a wild goat runs to his room.
by O_O
He’s in the room, I’m in shock sitting on the bed.

I have been programming at home for two weeks. My girlfriend is not working and is also sitting with me at home. By the end of the second week, the brain begins to boil. She comes to me tonight.
She: I am bored!
I am UGU...
Continue to work
She: I can ask you something.
I : of course!
She: Don’t be surprised!
I am: well...)))
She:... and drag me by my feet around the apartment...
O_O

XXX is
You and I are very important.
YYYY
I am from the pit)
XXX is
I am from TUI.
YYYY
Pita and Tui

More about cakes.
Remember, when my son was small, my wife (and his mother at the same time) read the fairy tale of Heydar many times at his request. The times were difficult (the 90s), with foods and sweets was tight. When they reached the point where Malchiš-Plohish was sold for a box of cookies and a bowl of strawberries, the son shouted joyfully:
And I too! I want to go to the cursed bourgeoisie.
What annoyed my mother...

A short list of games you can play with a cat
Power plant: the cat takes his legs, lies on the side on the couch, better off, and we begin to extract electricity.
Harmony: the cat takes the legs, the front in one hand, the rear in the other, and you need to connect them when the cat exhales, very fascinating.
Lesson of humility: while feeding a cat with a favorite snail when he approaches the bowl, you push him away from the bowl, saying something affectionate, repeat until it gets bored.
Disorientation: Catch the cat by chasing the beam from the laser clue, and try to make it knock on the wall. Requires a certain drawing and laminate floor

Zombiracer: Oh you are paranoid.
zombiracer: village, dust, reserve
Zombiracer: 4 km around no living soul.
Zombiracer: does not take any cellular operator
Zombiracer: does not take any radio and telecast.
Zombiracer: The rabbits and cocks walk there and there without punishment.
Zombiracer: I accidentally wrinkle wifi on the notebook
Zombiracer: and I see there someone’s encrypted grid O_o
Zombiracer: besides mine

Answer from the immigration website:

How to Get Dutch Citizenship

ANSWER: Under the law of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, you can get taxation (May God save Queen Beatrix). But if (according to the old Russian custom) you make a revolution and change the constitutional monarchy into a parliamentary or presidential republic, you can also get citizenship. Warning: It is long and expensive! Pay it, we will do it!
__________

I am in Houston.

from ZH:

sokolovpe
Standing on the lightforest, seeing how the tape was distributed last year, one driver asked the guy who distributed the tape: "Who commanded the western front?" and having the eyes opened, he added: "Please tie this tape to yourself."
I am solidary with him.

TheGREAT: TNT says 35 million people are watching House 2.
Maxpaney: It is done!We were able to count the number of idiots in Russia!!! to

A-SIN
Meeting friends on the shore.

A-SIN
They drink vodka.

A-SIN
One of them poured out all of them, gave them their cups and said:
Well we went...

A-SIN
Ment comes from nowhere and says:
Drink and we go...

We talked about the man at work here, he worked with us before. The old man was already old, there was no memory, but he loved to read terribly. When he goes to work a book about the Indians, he reads... that the thread will be turned away, the thread will go away, the men will turn his pages 10 back. He comes and continues to read... so long he was mocked until he began to complain. grit "that for a book such, I have been reading for a week, and these Indians will all jump and jump"))))

My friend works in a small office. They do not have their own seedlings. And every time the buffs have something flying on a compass, on the advice of this acquaintance, they call me, for each challenge they plow 300r. Problems with inertia in buffs occur about once every 2-3 days.
Here and today pulled back all the wires and lost thinking whether it is worth or not to take a cleaner in the share...

To hunt for luck, you need to get a license from fate.
by Yuri Tatarkin

We gathered with friends to shuffle out of town. A young man was hanged on his neck.
8 year old brother. Summer, warm, this nest took the water with it
The gun began to smash everyone in the car. We take half of the pain.
The toy. God why did we do this??? The next half hour was like this.
The hysteria... horror, it ended when the patrol stopped us.
The Gaia car. So, the picture is a girl (I), 6 guys thunder and crying
The police officer asks:
Whose child?
by Oleg:
My brother
M: Why are you crying?
Isaiah (the younger brother) cried:
They have a gun.
My hands were raised above my head, the guys were placed on the ground.
When the police learned what gun it was about, they laughed a long time.
The boy sat quietly all the rest of the way, believe me ?

May 1st is a holiday for those who still have work.

Lot at auction:
Cat, new, almost no b/u
Status rating: Excellent
Duration: from six months to one year
Description of Lot:
The cat is rough, rough. There are 4 legs (reserve is not provided by the design), tail and ears. The color of the body is wet asphalt, tuned under the tiger with black stripes. Volume capacity, type of fuel - everyday. Toughened Toughened Toughened Toughened. In excellent condition, the life of only one year, the distance is small - prefer to lie down rather than walk. Call - Maximus, responds to Tushchenko, Hey you and fuck!

To tell you something?
I bought a glossy laptop. Guess what to tell me?
Wipes are there.

<666>: The Woman! If I had a gun, I would have hit you!! to

Were you in space today?
Tagged4: was
What was in the lab?
Tagged with: o! So unusual. The lab has never been so interesting as it is today.
Lena: And what exactly?
Vadim4: The entire men’s contingent stood around a cup of petri and trembled into it.
Is that what excited you so much?
Vadim4: We just thought, and suddenly Lena will ask what was at the lab today, and we will not even have anything to tell.

8th Anniversary Celebration...
YYY, what is it?
Shortly after 4 o’clock in the morning, the cards decided to play, naturally to the desire. well all sat.I splashed. shorter desire, these dogs in general cool came up... I had to go out of the house in my boots and pyjamas with a bowl in which a soluble coffee is poured, and ask the passers for a bowl.Pepe, I was caught up too!!! to
YYY who?Who are these good people? ?
XXX. also decided to play on wishes.