A joke of 50 years.
>>> In the bus, sitting behind me, the child reads passing signs, including pronounced "complex lunches", with emphasis on the second slang in the word "complex".
For a while I’ve been trying to imagine an imaginary part of this lunch.

At the physical training before the scholarship, a comprehensive lunch: Real rice and an imaginary cottage.

News mail.ru again wiped off: "Scientists: replacing the topols with other trees will save the city from puha". I also want to be a scientist.

I’ll upset you, but it’s officially the same disease as cataracts and baldness. Some diseases are inevitable or almost inevitable.

That cellulite that is a disease and that that everyone has on the ass are different things.

A bit of boredom:

Help me to recognize the book.
Is it called "Why do you have such a hideous memory?", is it "And who does not know how to google here?", in general, somehow synonymous.
All free hugs!

Better a literary victory than a sad shit of several pages.

And I got a souvenir from the Southern Reserve. A card the size of a pass, on it a photo of a northern deer, whose ass opens, and there a flash. I threw the work files there, and I thought with satisfaction that I was sending the job to the ass.

About Reading

Why buy so many books? Books are the same everywhere.

Valentine Picul “Favorit. In 2 kN. Kn 1st His Empress »

xxx: my electric car comes to the Kursk station
xxx: and from there the trains go to Adler Sochi and this is all the other.
xxx: happy people on the railway station who go on vacation
Do you know what I think about them every morning?
XXX is fuck!

On the 98 wheel there were themes with various interesting icons. Animals for example. I remember well that the icon of the network connections was a spider. I liked the spider very much and I wanted to get a picture of it.

As a child I was stubborn and stubborn. I found a screenshot! ), opened the painting and painted the 32x32 spider on a pixel. Subsequently, another 3-4 signs were repainted in the same way.



I learned about the print screen accidentally 2-3 years later, after connecting to the Internet.

We are a transgalactic, international company with offices in every corner.

A stable, fast-growing, super MegaHyperGroup. We are ready to offer you a salary of 15,000 rubles.

As a child, I always liked to mistake at all kinds of construction and could watch for hours the work of some construction machinery.

Today I am going to work, along the way I got a section of the road, which has been changing the heat track for a week our brave housing companies. It took place precisely at the moment when a powerful excavator pulled out some old pipes, which did not give way, and with a terrible scratch and noise broke. I instinctively stopped and began to watch this epic picture with nostalgia.



I saw a typical situation: one young boy moves a break, parallelly clinging the straps to the pipes and the carpet of the excavator, and the man of the other five workers are sitting next to him and teaching him how to work properly.



I stand, I watch, mentally sick for the guy. A man approached the brigade, judging by pure equipment – a master or a brigadier. And, pointing to my side with his hand, he began to drive all the “teachers” into the cottage to the same guy. The dissatisfied men, looking at me, took their scissors and shards in their hands, and, lazily, began to pour into the work.



A few minutes later the same brigadier came to me (hereinafter – “B”).

B: Hi, are you from some Dmitry?

I : No

B: You are not from somewhere there “Promburvod”.

I : No

B: For what purpose are you here?

I: Yes, it was very interesting. I stand and watch.

B: It is clear



The brigadier left... With a smile he approached the brigade, again began to show in my direction... The men threw their inventory, smoked a cigarette and again began to explain to the young man how to work properly.

Find out who is equal:

Let us pay for medicine as in the U.S., so the doctors and ZP will become like in the U.S.

In the United States, the cost of medicine is caused not so much by the salaries of doctors, but by the benefits of insurance (the doctors from the courts, for example) and the twists of pharmaceutical companies. The leading cause of bankruptcy in the United States is the inability to pay for treatment. Are you exactly that you want? There are many good things in the states that can and should be taken as an example, but the medical system is not among them.

from Zh.
Just arrived in Israel, O. explained that Tel Aviv is a beautiful, safe, affectionate city, where you can walk at night alone completely quietly. The only place to avoid is the huge old bus station. No one could explain how dangerous it was, but in general it turned out that it was a bad place where drugs were traded. A week later, O. said that she went to the old bus station at night, the place was really bad, drugs were shit there, and popular wisdom was right.

What will be the proposals for the introduction of the constitutional order in the country?

You need to be more active on the internet.
Particularly useful for the introduction of constitutional order
"You are there"
"In this country"
Comparison with other countries is also encouraged.

She is so stupid that after sex she smokes cigarettes with the image "Fertility" to avoid getting pregnant

Here is the recipe for you: early in the morning, on the day when the red cock breaks out of the womb, go out into the yard naked, with a sharp knife, wash yourself in the morning rose and wrap a wreath of strawberries. Then run to the river, jumping through the fires, and as you reach out, cut the branch and thickness and guard them to the sacred limbs. Draw it into your red cock and throw it into the river with the words, “Not Perun, not Dajd-God, but Yarilo, I give my bowl a person, I don’t need anything, crumb (list of desires).” When I got home, I didn’t talk to anyone until the rise of Yarila. Repeat for a week.
Is it helpful for the cold too?

My wife was fascinated by Macrame. Initially, they were bands like a belt, bookmarks, bracelets. Here suddenly ordered with delivery to the house two 500-meter coils of a serious wire and became a GAMAK!
Now I can really see that this is a macram. I tell her. It was all a microwave!

What is contextual advertising? - writes you the happy owner of pirate Win7, broken Kaspersky and free adblock.

Somehow I remember in the crossword I got a question: "Mechanical body 8 letters." Long thought, different options offered. It turned out charming.

Well there are microbes in the form of a soft toy, why do diseases not be? Toy cellulite, plant cirrhosis, sarcoma on wheels, rhinitis with radio control.

And how did we grow up on dolls even without pissing?

- You know how to pass the Russian language in the EGE school perfectly, I did this: you lay a textbook in the toilet and take a laxative. Success is guaranteed.
You bet, you bet, you bet, you bet.