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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №5275
 16.05.2008
XXX is
Call them to Sapphire.

XXX is
You tell them "I don’t have an inet"

XXX is
They say "not the truth"

XXX is
They put a telephone.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №5274
 16.05.2008
XXX(22:42:38 14/05/2008)
Last night I had a terrible dream...
So here. I ran away from the zombies so hard that I broke the shit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5273
 16.05.2008
by BOR WS
: Masha - 2008-05-12 21:55:04

Satanists become teenagers with whom no one wants to have sex. They want to participate in orgies.
such a thing.

: boarder - 2008-05-12 22:35:44

I am registered with the satanists.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5272
 16.05.2008
I now have 14 people in the square!
Cahn: I have 23 and 48 off-line
You drink more than me :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5271
 16.05.2008
I open up Belarus, the representative of this country - Ruslan Alekhno... There is a short biography, I decided to read... "Ruslan was born in the city of Bobruisk, and the first musical impressions received in the school of the Balinists..." This is my reading of his biography ended.... :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5270
 16.05.2008
I watched the picture just a gesture.
I go, next to the Audi A6 brakes, pop comes out of it and, closing the car goes on parallel to me,
He stopped at the entrance to the market.
Then the entire PC:
Take out a cardboard of 20*30 with the inscription
"sacrifice for the needs of the temple...."

I thought a lot 😉
Should I go to the pub? 😉

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5269
 16.05.2008
Solidarity is when the alarm starts at night, grimps for 15 minutes, and then a fifth of bottles falls on it, and from the balconies of different houses and in the morning nobody saw anything.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5268
 16.05.2008
HHH
I went for the cream, smiling and rubbing my hands.
WOWU
You have invented that shit.
WOWU
Stay still
WOWU
Stand as they say.
WOWU
I was scared in the corner.
Not Damon
WOWU
The enemy does not build our city.
Pump Pump Pump
Pump Pump Pump Pump Pump
HHH
Returns with a huge tail, smiling even more sinisterly and glowing with his eyes, approaching the corner.
WOWU
Mommy
WOWU
For what?
HHH
Is it not yours?
WOWU
No is
From behind the back of Winchester
Overturned prison
This is May.
HHH
Sorry, I made a mistake.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5267
 16.05.2008
by Andrei:
Psychologists advise to:
If someone obsessively irritates you, slowly count to ten, calm down and give the irritant with all of it. This will definitely reassure you.
The Demon:
Can you come to me in 10 seconds?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №5266
 16.05.2008
Better not to eat... now I want to sleep :(
2: The same hernia
1: the hungry body of the warrior to sleep because the warrior to sleep some hollow))
Something in that thought 😉

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №5265
 16.05.2008
Dear fellow citizens, we cannot live like this.
That week, someone from the Kremlin threw into the masses the idea that, say, the metal in the country is cheap, not "European". Over the week, the price of the conventional, blade, steel pipe, the type of sewerage, increased by 50%.
According to my calculations, since the beginning of the year, gasoline has risen by another 20%, and our government is knocking in the palms that they are so good - for the quarter they raised pensions by 200 rubles. And they cry bitterly that we have so much inflation! As if in our country there is little oil or, fucking, steel. Such a feeling that we want to survive from our own homeland, on which, apparently, already their resources lie.
Sorry, I can’t do it anymore. The Z666

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5264
 16.05.2008
How do programmers reproduce?
2: hz, dividing by zero

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5263
 16.05.2008
Poster in a regular Russian school: "Do you want new sensations?
Say NO to drugs!"

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5262
 16.05.2008
Jd: I want to write to everyone to see: "Ura! Damn this fucking contact!!" There is nowhere, fucking...

Contact is not a puzzle, but a server upgrade.
Contact is not fucking, but a very large base of people in which you too are, including your aids.

P.S Office of the FSB, Pavel Durov

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №5261
 16.05.2008
TbIPDbIM: people, IQ test, the needless word to remove : shark shark barracuda shark
CC: Remove the seedle
DarkStone: whale - mammals, other fish
x3n0n: they are idiots!! XDDD is hard!! to

Nectar(c)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5260
 16.05.2008
Keeper (13:56:05 13/05/2008)
The fucking. Sartre wants

Keeper (13:56:08 13/05/2008)
Only A4 paper.

Fransua de Vivre (13:57:07 13/05/2008)
This is another thing, here is when you want a sarthe from A3 paper, and shiny photo paper, then it is really hard.

Keeper (13:57:19 13/05/2008)
= = )

Keeper (14:05:17 13/05/2008)
This is

Keeper (14:05:22 13/05/2008)
Never be afraid of roses.

Fransua de Vivre (14:05:53 13/05/2008)
What is?

Keeper (14:06:27 13/05/2008)
They have shit paper!

Keeper (14:06:33 13/05/2008)
All the shame broke out.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5259
 16.05.2008
YYY
Just when he’s near me I can’t lie down and sleep. It is his own fault (((

XXX is
😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

YYY
Not to shake. I just slipped to him and started fucking.)))) I just started somehow. He knew whom he met.

XXX is
))))))))))))))))))) Gospel of the day
Lucky guy

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5258
 16.05.2008
- Pr!zR@K -
Thumbs up

Alia
And the words? 😉

- Pr!zR@K -
The yellow column raises the thumb of the left limb upwards.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5257
 16.05.2008
Other husbands are like deer; the more branched the horn, the more proud the man is.

Nick Blue

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №5256
 16.05.2008
He just told us that our chief developer.

From the bank came the requirement to remove a button from one form, with the help of

the user was deleted, i.e. they decided not to delete them at all.

The task was downgraded to the programmer and after a few days he reposted "All

is done.”

The module was handed over to the bank.

A week later, a new error was corrected.

The point of the error was that the button remained, but it now

I couldn’t press... she ran by the mouse across the screen.



The programmer rejected the argument that he exactly performed the TZ,

The user could not be removed from the system.

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