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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83865
 08.07.2013
I read the jargon over the fall of the proton and wonder: do the regular falls of Russian geo-navigation satellites (exclusively) only I consider strange? But it was by the idea were the last satellites bringing GLONASS to full operation. At the same time, the launches of Proton Without GLONASS satellites on board were quite successful.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83864
 08.07.2013
Normal guys give normal girls flowers there, all sorts of shrimp.
That is what yours gave you.
Oh yeah yeah yeah. I gave. And today gave me a rabbit and taught me how to shoot the ducks...and we also tried to shoot the boat out of it.
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[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83863
 08.07.2013
A joke has been made by a comrade who copepastites quotes and comments under the line. Do you hear? People come here to read something funny, not your opinion on every matter!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83862
 08.07.2013
TV commentators at the opening of the University in Kazan:
"The countdown begins... and the stadium explodes!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83861
 08.07.2013
And my friend is so old-fashioned that when after another bearded joke they say to him "Well, you are straight Petrosyan", he considers it a compliment!!! to

[ + 12 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83860
 08.07.2013
1983 year.Socialism (the dream of the idiot is not to work, but to live on interest, like a ranch)
1993: to trade on the stock exchange you have to go to Moscow (the dream of the idiot is to sit at home to trade with the company)
2003: I trade a house with a comp (the dream of an idiot - to lie on the lawn in the country to trade from a laptop)
2012 I lie on the lawn in the country I trade from a laptop (the dream of an idiot is a crushing stable channel of inets, write a robot (a few) let it trade, I sit with the bodies in the pool)

Dreams come true – Gazprom is not the case :)))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83859
 08.07.2013
xxx: I have been calling them in the staff department for a week, and they never answered.
Well, maybe they don’t take the phone when they see an unknown number?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83858
 08.07.2013
Cat, I have a surprise for you.
When a man ran out of the shower loudly, and from this even more touching, telling about the fact that shaving cocos with menthol foam is cold, but very impressive.
I’m going to go warm.

WOW: this is the age of the Internet and new technologies, even before laying eggs to the faithful, you need to first write about it on the net... photos of the slaughter and the bills for the slaughter in Instagram rest)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №83857
 08.07.2013
I sat down and read the book quietly, as my father came in:
Take a look at the university opening.
Why Why?
Look at what my mom and I got out of retirement.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83856
 08.07.2013
xxx: nothing, you get married - you will find out what evil these fields type "remember my password"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83855
 08.07.2013
I do not try to hold the air... breath while I let myself breathe.
M: From a purely technical point of view, man has long learned to hold air in a compressed and even liquefied form. In addition, air can be recycled by certain chemicals or electrochemical processes. This is me, in order of academic certificate)))
Idiot, don’t write me anymore.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №83854
 08.07.2013
Sonic: After volleyball in the shower.
Artem, your soap has fallen!
I have no soap.
Without soap, without soap.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83853
 08.07.2013
kadavercian: Another transmission about repairs... they made a hole in the roof and inserted there something of polycarbonate... Leading(summarizing): "..And if you look up, our pyramid of polycarbonate, there are associations with the Paris Louvre."
Kadavercian: Probably because I wasn’t in the Louvre, it seems to me that it’s a complete mess.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №83852
 08.07.2013
My boyfriend said I was dancing like a GTA prostitute.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №83851
 07.07.2013

We have a very specific schedule. without weekends and holidays of 14 hours a day at best)

Who are you studying for, fucking? In a slave?:D

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83850
 07.07.2013
WOW: I had the same fist with a couch and a maid. You put a couch on your feet - the sound comes out of the tear, you clean - the sound disappears.

zzz: I checked here - put, removed, but the sound did not disappear. Is this the wrong model?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №83849
 07.07.2013
Every time I pass by a cat lying outdoors on the floor or on the couch, I can’t stand up to kissing it a few times. It always seemed like he was very indifferent.
I took things out of the kitchen today. I drive the TV by the sleeping cat on the couch - he raises his head, looks at me astonishedly, and I hear in my footsteps a disturbing and upset:"MYU!!and "

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №83848
 07.07.2013
Discussion of the music generator on the Habrah:

Dixx: It’s all great, but music is essentially one way to convey human emotions and experiences. What are the emotions of a random number generator?
alex_blank: by accident

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83847
 07.07.2013
Of all the melomans, only the oscillograph could distinguish a good transistor sound from a good lamp.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №83846
 07.07.2013
I watched the Chinese top today. I came to the client to treat viruses. Eventually, no viruses were detected. The reason for the strange behavior of the computer was not viruses, but a Chinese mouse, which emulated the keyboard and constantly climbed on the website of the manufacturer.

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