In one matter, men and women are completely solidarized: both do not trust women.by Henry Menken

Title on the news portal:

Latvia prepared for Russia the first account for the Soviet occupation - 688 million. Dollars is

Category: Entertainment > humor

She: I paid, played a game, read a collection of fairy tales, and what did you do?
You won’t believe it worked =)
She: You see, I’ve done more things. You are a liar :)

from ZH

Why should you "ever and for all eradicate"mat? Matt is sometimes needed. Moving piano without it alone is completely unrealistic :)

It does not contain humor, but it is useful.
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I have repeatedly read about "inserting a flash flash through a condom" and "there are users of phrases, you can't insert a flash flash into the computer". What do you do to protect your flash? Follow the actions listed here:
On the flash drive remove the file autorun.inf (if any)
win+r>cmd
I go to the flash (who doesn’t know, the letter Disc:. For example F :)
by mkdir autorun.inf
CD by autorun.inf
In the authorun.inf folder, execute mkdir 1.
This is all, now the new autoran.info will not be recorded on the flash. It will copy viruses into the recycler folders, but it will not run automatically.

If you decide to delete this folder, then first delete 1. (rd 1.) and then the folder autorun.inf

Why does it work? A folder is created, which cannot be deleted by standard means, so the virus can not rewrite it.

P.S It’s not me, I just bring it to the public.
P.P.S catshredder, odmin, bear

Today I am a cake - Ufa

Kaoru_Saga: Dear, will I wash my dishes or will you come back and wash yourself?
marvellous_thistle: well my favorite
Kaoru_Saga: "good, my favorite", "good, my favorite" or "good, my favorite"?

The Pet!

I am sitting in the office, at the neighboring table of a colleague, I was sitting in the printing room... I was looking at what he is doing there - his screen is blackened, the mouse cursor is running, so here is.... fucking.. he hasn't seen for about an hour, and he is sitting with the line and is meant to click on him!!!!!!!!!! to

I live in an invincible country!!! to

Hate is an extreme form of loneliness.

At about 1 o’clock in the evening, I go from the subway home. Quiet, empty, no people
No cars, no one at all. Suddenly I hear from behind “to-smoke, to-smoke, to-smoke”,
Someone is running. Not one obviously. I look around, two people are running. Two men.
Taking for hands. But strangely so, not “left-right” as children walk, but
“Right-right,” one hand gets a sting, from this they run.
It is awkward, side by side.

The crazy and the day is recommended to miss, not the back.
Turn around at night. I went a little behind the cigarettes.
He pulled, and those from behind are already saying, “Stop, man!”
My brother!”

From dogs and midnight psyches to run for yourself is more expensive. I stand and wait. They run,
They swallow, pull up their hands.

The brother! Break up, be a friend!

Usually, like in my childhood, I beat the edge of my palm on my hands.

– Oh! Passive you brother, you have done it!

I go on, behind the shoes, there is a message:

Come on, call me now!
What, just a good luck?
And when? Time to call! You call, you say, “Lena, you’ll come out for me.
Married?” and that’s all. I understood? If you say yes, it’s a liter from you.
What if “No”?
Then say “Number is wrong!”

The most frequently visited bridges in St. Petersburg
They say “Wow!” And such voices...
Residents of St. Petersburg when seeing divided bridges more often pronounce
“Bla-a a a a!”

It also seems to you that in the beginning, people throw quotes, as they send girls of any age, and then post quotes "Loneliness is"? and :)

I have blood flowing from my ear.
By the fucking?
She (from her ear)

Prep on pedagogy burned: the secretary should be in possession of the language, and know it is not necessary!
It is said))

My mother called and said that during the lunch break she spent all her cash, dirty her pants in paint (on her ass) and accidentally drank some cleanser.
Ura, now I’m 100% sure that I wasn’t replaced at home!

A friend said:
They sit in the bar and drink accordingly. All at the top rating, candles on the tables. Here one fell asleep in the toilet, he takes a lit candle and goes to the designated room. The guard stops, the candle cannot be said. And he will take him and answer, “I was born in a castle and I am not used to going to the bathroom without a candelabre!”

A friend (P) came to a consultation with a gynecologist (B).She wanted to do an ultrasound to determine the sex of the child.

Q: What is your month now?
I am in April, and you?

Bishop (02:32:02 28/04/2009)
Indonesia - there is a punishment for masturbation - decapitating;

Bishop (02:32:10 28/04/2009)
Fuck you would be.

Fan (02:32:24 28/04/2009)
In Lebanon, men are allowed to have sex with animals if they are female. Sex with male animals is punishable by death.

Fan (02:32:27 28/04/2009)
You too

Bishop (02:32:34 28/04/2009)
by Dybala

Bishop (02:32:44 28/04/2009)
I have a female dog.

Every man should know, although not funny.

As you know, 1 calorie is the amount of energy spent on heating 1 gram of water per 1 degree Celsius.

Thus, if you drink a liter of cold beer at a temperature of 4 degrees Celsius, your body will spend the following amount of energy to heat it to body temperature:
1000 grams of X (37C-4C) = 1000 x 33 = 33000 calories.

If you consider that the energy value of the liter of beer itself is about 10,000 calories, then you get 23 thousand. Calories of pure weight loss, which is equivalent to 30 minutes of jogging.

Drink more cold beer to lose weight.

Bring it to the best - let everyone be happy)))))

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As a doctor, I tell you beer is a low-calorie product. This is all nonsense allegedly beer - liquid bread. Beer contains phytoestrogens - female sex hormones. From behind them in men there is a tendency to a female figure (beer stomach, cellulite, the shape of the body becomes more feminine and no matter how you eat your body itself will be restructured under this), as well as a change in the hormonal background (the ratio of male and female sex hormones) which affects potency.
As one Baltic doctor said: “I drank beer and my grandmother didn’t want it.”

I apologize for the mistakes in Russian.

So be healthy, love girls and be real men.

from fiar

3Jlou: The strength of the will... the strength of the will... here to me in the summer girl acquainted at night came, so and so, like go with you... "summer time of entertainment and rest"... and I her: NO! No is! No is!

And I feel like the skill of the Force of Will +1, but fucking...
My friends are stupid! The stupid...

What is Intelligence -1? and :(

In the hospital a man on the phone: I was in... Forgot...Well where the dead live do...In the resuscitation! )