When will you finally become daddy?
Not an ebo...

Dogs can count. and :)

The acquaintance was going to go to the hospital for examination and treatment, for up to 1 month. I asked to take care of my 1.5 year old dog.
A friend lives on the 5th floor, I am in another area of the city, in the same house, on 2. The dog had a favorite ritual: entering the entrance, she sat down and waited for the guide to be turned into a tight burn and given to her. She took it in her teeth and went home by herself.

As soon as I brought the dog home, my apartment, where she had never been, she found my smell. She ran into the entrance in front of me, breathing, and sat next to my apartment, causing surprise.
The next day, after a walk, the dog sat and waited for the guide and she got it. The experiment was not very successful, as I caught the dog between 4 and 5 floors. and :)
The dog was returned to the owner in a month, as agreed. My acquaintance called today. She says that on the way home, on the 5th floor, the dog sits on the 2nd floor, next to the same door as I have, and in her gaze it is written: "Miss, we are not here? Are you sure?"
and :)

Noisy neighbors, all the shit. The arrangements did not work. The thought came to myself when I saw a double-pudded giraffe. Takes a bench, passes through a pen of gyri and binds a loop. You go to the table, holding a curtain, two accomplices attach a plachma board to the ceiling and hold it. And throw a piece of giraffe in the board.

X: You don’t know what you’ve done right now!

That's why we so quickly bought all the gyri in the store.. guy, write more about sports equipment :)

YYY: Today just doesn’t stop throwing the legs under the door.
Maybe there are shamans?
Yyy: sacrificing a goat
xxx: sacrifice that goat from the 45th apartment

YYY: Fu
YYY: I drink tea
XXX: So you cook it and drink it!

Q: What is your height?
Blondes: 153
Target: 153 centimeters O_O
The Blonde: Yes
The word centimeter is longer than you.

XXX I and I painted.
xxxx without a puppy
xxxx with the chickens
YYY • Tile without pencil - Pencils for the wind

I go to the shopping center in the elevator.A 19-year-old girl stands with cat ears on her head and a mommy stands with a ten-year-old girl.Mama asks the earpiece "and what type of whitebox are you?"her interrupts the whitebox and tells her that it is cat ears and the type is something brown (she said very brown, I didn't understand anything)And then the earpiece turns to the whitebox and with a wild face screams to her "Cavea!!!" and she also answered shouting"Coffee!and "

OMG O_o... that it was =/

Georgia says goodbye to Russian.
One of the comments:

It is easier and more rational for rodents to enter the sign language.
1st Let’s eat a barbecue.
2nd Let’s love the barracks.
Three We will attack our neighbors.
4 is The Russians came to give us money for our neighbors.

xxx: This analogy came to mind: lighthouses and trees are like dog tweets. The dog ran, looked, smelled fresh posts, left a comment - and so on.

Today, the accountant told us that we have a glut because the cable wrapped a rain worm and brought off a offspring in it. Tell me, is it normal?

I worked at an internet cafe. Everything is crazy, I just feel too "like at home" - all the time I want to relax, sit in the chair in Turkish and take off the carpet. Maybe in a month I’ll decide to do it! 😉

And what is stated on the milk packaging as a percentage? Is it a percentage of milk?

In the morning, discussion of the new castle between the installers:
HH: No, this definitely won’t fit him.
What if I hit?
He can hit, but the castle will not fit anyway.

xxx: today two black cats fought for the right to cross my road)))

A few years ago on the train Minsk-St. Petersburg. Nearby is a young family, aged 25-28 with a 5-year-old son.. sit talking about his, son(s) sits next to his mother(s) and touches her hand in the chest, she says to him:
M: Maximka, what do you do?I told you that you shouldn’t do that, you know why women have breasts?
A: I know I want to get married!and :)
Everyone who heard it fell out of laughter.and :)

Forums of martial arts
X: Men, if honest, who at least once fought with the Aikidist? I had a dispute a day ago in a club with an Aikido teacher he claimed that I would not even get into him... I put on gloves and he went home...

It’s called a victory without a fight. :)

Why didn’t you eat salad in the morning? He has a surprise!!! to
Q: What is the surprise?
XXX: I added the pelmeni to HD

Netmocka - I have a friend here.
I looked at his profile on the universe.

Personal information
I am looking for movies in porn.
Interested: Guitarist
They say I am strange...

The first aid pharmacy. The Railroad.
The pharmacy is intended to provide first aid to the victims of emergency accidents on the railway. The pharmacy allows you to provide timely assistance before the arrival of specialized medical brigades.

Among the points I encountered:
"Sacks for bodies - 18"

Optimists and fucking.