Olga
Advertising on the website: "How to keep a man for a lifetime! It will only take 5 minutes or 12 words!"
5 minutes to say 12 words. Or is it only for Estonian girls?

Lisa
They just forgot to mention a formalin bath in which it would have to be tempted by 12 words and held (until completely disconnected) for 5 minutes.

XXX: The proximity of Silicon Valley is felt. A strip bar waitress studies Java.

Andrei
...apartment, car, interesting job, holiness! short life has just begun

Antony
Single room on the outskirts of the village, six, a truck?

Well, consider the Hindus do not take anything else - karma is corrupted
They believe that in the next life they will be paid for it.
They have the wheel of Sansa.
XXX: Man is reincarnated many times
I took an iPhone and became it, even a stone.
Yyy: What if you fold the camera in a woman’s shower?
XXX is genius

The Queen of Shopping:
" by Katya She is 26. I recently arrived in Moscow. She wants fame and wealth. He dreams of meeting a wealthy prince."
No, these are not people, they are some other kind.
But if someone specifically breeds them in such a quantity, then WHY?!? to

The head hurts (
Yyy: Ghostly Pain
XXX: Go to the fuck!

and Olya! You are the mother of three children! Why can’t you make cheese?? to
That’s why I can make kids.

to post

''Well, once everybody started to remember
The girls moved, I moved my five.
The Golden Docks.
...
by Zy. Those who say that s
It is unbearable for girls to live
Brain, brain and so on. Do not lead
Respect yourself as fools.
And you will be respected in response.
How many examples saw a man
It’s not right, but it’s crazy, and
The guilty makes her. Of course, she is in
The answer will be piling. First the truth.
It will be hard if you get used to living.
One and nothing to deny. by V
Something has to change habits.
Adjust yourself, think so.
She also lives a lot alone.
Comfort, she also hurts herself.
To be with you. Change yourself and
Do not try to change each other.
Heroes are not bad, too.
As long as you have a sequel in your head,
When you grow up, you want warmth.
Close to care. Someone is at 20.
A man and a man in 50 and a man in 50
The tail of a dog. and #039; and #039;

Well, if anyone says that thing, thank you, maybe other men / guys, after reading this, at least think about it!

In the shells:
I should have gotten a guitar.
Wife: I told you!
I am : yes? I do not remember
You were not at home.

[22:42:43] xxx: Surprisingly how clearly I express my thoughts to a drunk... I need to read it again tomorrow

The capibara is the largest among modern rodents, but about 300 years ago the Catholic Church suddenly referred these animals to fish. By turning the animals into fish, the churchmen lifted the ban on the consumption of meat capibar.
How do you know so much?
XHHH: on Wikipedia narryl
Wow, what a disgusting thing! Don’t write me anymore pedophile!

Answer from Mail:
Why does alcohol grow a beard faster?
Because when you’re drunk, time goes faster than when you’re sober.

My dog has been out on the balcony for a while and laughed. Despite the fact that I am always in another room at this point, it begins to get wild with time. So I went all the time into the neighboring room (where there is a balcony) and snorted it.
Today I did the same, but I hear the laughter never stops, although my dog is devoutly looking in the eyes and silent. I decided to check who is provoking my dog. I go out to the balcony, look down, and there are two men sitting and laughing, looking at my third floor... I no longer mock the dog.

The other two are flowers.
In our city, at one <censored> factory, in the reconstruction times, an Aglician machine broke up. The times were scarce, so a drawing of the detail scaled from the documentation was issued to the local carrier. The tower was of the sixth grade, that's why he was sober - he made the detail quickly and accurately... only when they started to install, a confusion emerged - the detail "a little" did not get up. The engineer, who calculated the drawing, was firmly convinced from the student board that the inch was equal to 2.5 (also Simplified), rather than 2.54.

Let’s say differently, if you imagine using root as wearing a special magic hat that gives you power so that you can maneuver your hand to destroy entire cities, then it’s a good idea to be very careful of your own hands. And since such power is dangerous (and uncomfortable for hands), it is better not to wear a magic hat without much need, even if your self-esteem is raised in the hat.

xxx: LOL, but a year ago we figured out that if you cross the hopper and the fashionists, there will be hopper in the sporty shoes.
xxx: I am going to go.

I am a housewife, so I have a cat. They lived and did not want to, but had to leave the city for a couple of days. Where is the cat? Friends and acquaintances or children (torture), or their livelihoods (go to my grandparents). You can ask any of the neighbors to feed, I have a normal relationship with them. But the grandmothers are sclerotic, and the bowl will not be cleaned. I'm waiting for the elevator, a guy comes, a neighbor from the other floor. I think, what if... I ask, what about cats? Okay, he says, I’ll be doing it soon. I am like this: "And take my for 5 days to sweat!"In general, they agreed, the cat with his barrel moved, I left the food bigger and the cat, and the neighbor, and left. When she returned, she took her life...What do you say? On the first day it became clear that he now drinks only water from under the crane. Then - that at three o'clock at night he now has an extra meal. Today I caught him on the fact that the wallpaper is scratching in the corridor. And even the matter is not that it is scratching, but that now there is clearly beautiful "HU", and another vertical strip (more, apparently, did not have time). Male education, fucking... Well, even though I didn’t start smoking.

xxx: I wanted to send my new bandmate a request to friends with the message: "Hello) I am your new bandmate." How fiercely I tried to quickly cancel the application, after learning that in the message I only managed to write "Hello) I am yours" and it went...

//...Let us meet and solve your problem - we will interrupt your experience =) You are not going to pay for it before retirement? Do you not make a record in the workbook?

What an infection! No phone or phone for a poor woman. He may be afraid to meet himself to death.
My friend and I were driving electric. The people - the figured abyss, stood in a tambour. She is such a beautiful blonde. Well, one man burned on her from too simple. Such a determined (a man is not with us), put a pencil on her waist and loudly snoop, turning to the other side. is masquerading. She was tired of it, there was nowhere to move away, and she said to the whole tambour: "Why are you so stuck? Silence... If I liked it so much, let’s meet you in a human way tonight." The man’s face is all overwhelmed. He immediately removed the pen and quickly drove through the crowd into the car.

Figo, our cat is awful! I saw a pigeon on the roof of the lower balcony - and so he whispered, struck his tail and struck that he fell to the floor twice.