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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129379
 14.06.2016
xxx: Poison, and as it is called a resource... You go there, choose any task and solve it right there... Such a thing to cool the brain.
Xxx: Well, programming tasks there
yyy: redmine or gira

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129378
 14.06.2016
The grandmother with the words "herna some" ripped out the whole rocke from the greenhouse. andquot;

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №129377
 14.06.2016
skryisli: What will you say to me, lady, for secrecy? The female is the only female mammal that has no external signs of preparation for conception.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №129376
 14.06.2016
Why opposition speeches are aimed at the change of power as a whole and not the landing of individual stolen personalities

Taki, my grandfather, who had a bordell in Rovno, said that if things don’t go well, then you need to change the chairs, not the chairs.

[ + 30 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129375
 14.06.2016
It is fun to watch the revival of trolls telling the population the “truth” about the terrible conditions at all borders. Here they have a bad medicine, yes... It’s not clear, but why do our leaders go here to treat their powers? Children live and study here. Well, if you remember the fact that most Russians have only seen abroad on television, they will believe. And they will not bustle. Maybe maybe. It is very reminiscent of the Soviet era, when the hamsters were also told about the "destroying west", and then the tide, the sink collapsed, and suddenly it turned out that it was quite comfortable to dirt in the west, but in the country of the Soviets - cold and hungry. So let’s go, Troll, write more. One story is worse than the other. Of course, it is much cheaper for the state to hire bulldozers for a bet, to hide in inertia, than to actually protect its population.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129374
 13.06.2016
As Nikolai Vasilyevich Gogol said, “Ninety-five percent of people believe all quotes from the internet.”
............
That was what grandfather Lenin said. and :)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №129373
 13.06.2016
<turian> Faith is a package that closes the gaps of ignorance.
<loper> Cracks, it’s gently said, we don’t seem to have cracks, but holes.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129372
 13.06.2016
20578, it seems you have submitted me an idea... Not just picking up the shit for your dog and carrying it to the nearest urn, but picking up, sticking on a bag the “super-puppy-mega-elite fertilizer” for your gorgeous plants and selling it for the angry grandmothers. Gardeners and gardeners will laugh at me and turn their fingers at the whisky, and status fools like you will buy and praise how their bushes have grown beautifully and chickens have begun to grow.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №129371
 13.06.2016
And to look decent in bed, it is better to remove excess fat, and pump your buttocks and presses. Better than any clothes.

Guy, buy yourself a rubber Zina with a hip and a press. You will soon understand that sexual attractiveness and the desire to play role-playing games depend not only on the parameters of the figure. Although not, you will not understand. If you managed to embrace and insult a completely unfamiliar person that you have not seen in your eyes...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №129370
 13.06.2016
The senior gave:
My friend said he would never hire a man with long hair.
The younger brother:
Why is?
The second brother:
by Zra. You just have to find out the motives. They either don’t drink at all or smoke all the time.
I sit and get in. :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129369
 13.06.2016
In Dubai, a drone blocked the operation of the airport, 20 aircraft failed to make landing
Carlson tried to land at the airport for an hour, but he was called by the UAV and shot from the horns.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №129368
 13.06.2016
Letchik > reference to the trailer of the next craft named Bondarchuk
XenonCorp > stop the bondarchuk already someone
Letchik > I want to eat it.
XenonCorp > well eat it then!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №129367
 13.06.2016
“Vasily, why don’t you marry me? After all, I have beautiful legs, labyrinth neck, and breasts too. I cook well, I love fishing, beer, garages. What else do you need?
– Petrovich, you’ve gotten it, I’ve told you how many times that I’m not like that.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129366
 13.06.2016
Let us pay for medicine as in the U.S., so the doctors and ZP will become like in the U.S.

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Go to! “Pay as in the United States, get as in the United States.”
What are the thoughts in your genius head about this?

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129365
 13.06.2016
There was a case a few years ago. I got sick of my stomach. As an insurer, I decided to make an uzi. The procedure is not difficult, so I went to a paid clinic not far from home. Aunt-Doctor made the uzi, 15 dollars) then made scary eyes, said that they had big suspicions of oncology and prescribed more different tests to confirm / refute the diagnosis for $2,200 in their own clinic. I decided not to panic, so I went to another clinic to my acquaintance at the uzi at the other end of the city. Naturally, he found nothing. Nothing at all. It was a normal divorce of rabbits. Be careful in choosing the clinic.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №129364
 13.06.2016
mz> types of screws: Christian, pagan, Jewish <IMG>
th> )))
dk> to the scratch!
By the way, knowledgeable people say that in Jerusalem some buildings are leaded naturally by Jewish screws – not with a torx, but with a canonical star.
mz> this sort of screwdriver is exactly what you buy.
dk> these are secrets from the Shahids, all like at home

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №129363
 13.06.2016
My mother is a genius. There was another family scandal yesterday. As a scandal. Yes the scandal. Over the course of 30 years I have learned to look purple at this madness with persistent hysterics, cries about lost happiness, and other hoitis. So the next momentum on the ground of neurasthenia went almost unnoticed. In the morning after breakfast, my mom decided to continue, but already in the form of decorations with a valerian, shaking hands and tinting on the theme of what is all around. How beautiful and offended she is. Given the special effects in the form of inflated flies to the state of an elephant and other passions from ancient Greek dramas, I was already ready not only to forgive everything, but also to pity the poor mother. But here Mom makes an astonishing twist:

"Why did I get such children? Behold, you are nothing, you have achieved nothing, you are guilty of everything, etc.

and all. His hand removed. The birds sing again, the sun shines, the day is beautiful. And my mom is just an egocentric hysteric, you can relax. The next time I get a suicide, I’ll take it with my mom. In half an hour, it will make anyone throw thoughts of suicide into the opposite. Just because you can’t take revenge for a broken psychic from that world.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №129362
 13.06.2016
Announced the release of a minimalist web browser.
Which kind of. Well, all kinds of vimaxers will be pleased - they love to teach ridiculous key combinations to perform banal actions.
When I’m in a good mood, I’ll write a graphic editor for them. In text mode and without the support of the mouse. They will like.

[ + 23 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №129361
 13.06.2016
My aunt works as a nurse in the hospital. As usual, thankful patients often give gifts of candy, coffee, etc.

Another patient was given candy, and at the time, one of the most expensive.

At home, the aunt discovered that the box had already been opened and expensive candies had been replaced with regular candies. Not that she’s upset about sweets, why give it at all?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №129360
 13.06.2016
I went to the bathroom with a friend. They said that here is your bathroom and dressing room, and there is a swimming pool behind the door to immerse your hot bodies in cold water. Well, we split up and decided to jump into the pool. We run out of the bathroom, open the door to the pool and encounter the flattering eyes of people... In short, it turned out, the pool is common.

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