I found a book on torrent.

Frunze A.V. and Frunze A.A. The microcontroller? It is simple! (in 4 volumes )

XXX: It’s so hard. Now the student called me a fool, a laurer, etc... After all, I called the client for downloading torrent files My Torrent, not uTorrent.

What only you will not meet here: stupid compliments of imbeciles to themselves, sexual fantasies of schoolgirls with sperm toxicosis, stories of psychopaths about their visions, interpretation of dreams of stupidity, etc. It is a pity that there are not enough people in this zoo.
Soon it will be a shame to admit that sometimes you come here for old memories.

Mariner Valley, the largest canyon in the solar system
If there were oxygen, all the slopes would have been planted with potatoes.

Forum, theme "Our childhood misconceptions"

As a child, he believed that children were born from kissing at a wedding when crying "bitter"... But then asked the question, and how are the next born? And I was very proud of myself when I discovered this mystery, I understood, already married people go to other people's weddings and quietly kiss when the newlyweds shout "bitterly" and therefore they are born children again...This, by the way, explained why people are invited to weddings.

YYY: Today the owner of the apartment came with his wife. I stayed there for two hours :(
HH: What is so long?
Yyy: They told me what a wonderful daughter they had and that it was time for her to get married. I will visit them in a week.
Q: Are you getting married? O_O
yyy: router to configure))
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Weather in Peter:

<DiffHorses> It was a good summer, sadly on Thursday

From Soviet political reports from the Eastern Front of the Second World War after the Forcing of Oder:

There are still some cases of unworthy behavior of fighters.
The commander of the squadron of the automakers of the division of the senior Schumeiko, already after familiarizing under the receipt with the directive 11072, had sexual intercourse with the local resident of Germany Emma Cooper, 32, lasting more than a day, and who entered her home with the inspection patrol Cooper tried to hand out the senior Schumeiko, who was in silk underwear under the blanket, for her husband, from the birth of deaf and therefore released from service in the German army. However, the senior patrol Shumeiko was identified and brought to part.

Law on the Register of Prohibited Sites:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
WOU: the cluster of goat goats lengthens – I think so

Dreamer: I finally understood what I like about my cat...he’s blinking like Geiger’s counter...
Dreamer: and it’s cracking like I have a piece of plutonium under my bed.

Discuss the same law in the Hebrew:

xxx: Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor and also a combined promoter of drug addiction and child pornography.
yyy: >>Let’s say I’m a vicious suicide instructor
Look, I’m showing you for the last time! and and "

Russia is a country of opportunity.
Just a funny case happened to me: I get a certificate in GIBDD that I don’t have a car in possession and it turns out the surprising fact that I have the rights. This surprised me and the employee who issued me a certificate. They started checking out what year I had a fine and so I found myself in their base, but since they had a system, the computer issued me off-site rights. The penalty was paid when he crossed the road in the wrong place. So I got a fine of 200 rubles and the right to give what I would violate, but not on foot...))

World of Tanks:

xxx: pl, I have less percentage of wins than solo when I play a squad.
Yyy: Stop playing with the bastards in the squad
Divorce: This is how she...

Denis
Do you know Yuki? :)

Kissy
She is May’s friend.

Denis
Through O

Kissy
Well come out.

Denis
Through and

Kissy
What you will get now.

Denis
Through E

In order to inform the people of the future... there are no reliable carriers of information at the disposal of modern nuclear waste recyclers... A sapphire disc capable of serving a million years is being tested.

Anpu: In general, it’s a bit of a bit.
For archaeologists of the distant future, it is not necessary to make discs with messages, but a clever system of traps.
Have you watched Indiana Jones?

Beautiful elf: I wanted a cake today. There is no reason. I say to my husband: "Now let's see, maybe we will find the day of taking the Bastille, then you will go after the cake and mark it."
Opening - and today is really the day of taking the Bastille :) It should be, almost in vain :)

It is a pity that there are almost no adequate people in this zoo Soon it will be embarrassing to admit that sometimes you come here for old memory.

There are adequate people. They did not share anywhere. We look, read, observe and put shortcomings.)
Somebody has to moderate this whole thing.

I saw a stunning car today - he had a capital insert on the entire driver's door, and on the top of the insert a marker was drawn from an army shoe and it was written: "Chuck Norris."

There are far more people who rewrite history than they write history.

I feel an idiot. All my life I laughed first on my mother and sister, then on my wife, that they were not able to determine exactly how much filling a cake needed, always remains superfluous, and I have something to feed while baking in the oven. Female eye measurement, irrational use of products, etc. Only yesterday accidentally heard how the wife teaches the daughter: "Make more stuff, Daddy loves to eat it just like that, always with a spoonful ready to serve."