Most importantly, health should be taken care of itself.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Respect those who are near you.

I read here the story for last Saturday about a motorcycle that went into the river.
On this occasion, I remembered the story of a neighbor in the house of uncle Gena, now a retired, and in the mid-1990s - a mechanic of a suburban electric car.

At one of the stops, two drunken young men aged 18 enter the first wagon. They don’t come alone with motorcycles. For a while, drinking beer, pretending, like no one is disturbed. When they had finished their beer and talk topics, they came up with a new entertainment.
They began to be "measured by pipes" - they took their motorcycles, gas, find out who the motor is louder. A full car of smoke, a few passengers in the evening passed into the neighboring car. Even in the cabin of the locomotive brigade was no breath. The assistant engineer, a guy not much older than these "shumahers", goes out to the tamper.
You guys, you motorcycles are silent, you are not alone here.
Are you CHO? The main thing was found? Your job is to press the levers and
announce stops, so go and work, do not prevent the boys from resting!
I will call the police now, you will sit for fifteen days.
The hooliganism.
- Go, call at least three times, we are still at the next stop.
We go out, these goats will not even have time to get in the car, and we are on our own.
"Delta" will be in the neighboring village, we have cylinders of 80 cubes.
Do you hear how they scream? {hereafter follows the rush of the gas pipe and the cloud of edible smoke
From the exhaust pipe.

The assistant completed this unconstructive dialogue and returned to the cabin, passing the conversation to the machinery.
- Uncle Gen, there was somewhere under the instrument panel a chain rolling, might force.
to apply?
The Ophigel? They may not be eighteen, now you can break the skull without knowing.
After 10 years you will get a strangle. You said they are next.
Gathered out? And what we argue about, not going out, but going out, they will.
They will use their own power against themselves.

At the station the train was stopped so that the front door of the first wagon
He drove 10 meters beyond the platform. The story is silent, which was what the mechanic and the assistant fought, but Uncle Gene was right.
Doors are opened. The sound of the engines in the style of "before rejecting the gas pen". And two decently drunken "bodies" not noticing the absence of a platform in the dark, frightening all the frogs, together with their motorcycles fly into the mud. Motorcycles, pumping water, swallow, the disturbances of calm kneeling in the chopsticks, in the silence that has emerged, an untranslatable Russian folklore is heard:
– B... you che, s... X... P... E... YES!!! I will call the mentions,
You will be paying for my motorcycle and new jeans all your life!
Come and call! I have a locomotive with empty wagons 120 pulls. You are so far
You will be able to find your phone in the nearest village.
was not, and would not survive in the water), as long as the police sit in the car, I
I will be in my electric car 200 kilometers from here.

British scientists have found that chocolate boosts mood.
They probably haven’t tried vodka yet.

Let’s get married " Let’s get married" The bride says:
"I want to find a man who will give me a cloudless existence..."
The Father burst:
"Fuck, only the crabs have a cloudless existence"...

I buy clothes in a building store. It needed about 1 cm in diameter and a hole of 6 mm.

It is my turn to say what is needed. I say 4 rubles. With them, I take a slice of bed for 50 kopecks... one in one... I think the slices start to produce. You take 50 kopecks, you drill a hole and 4 rubles... a simple cook.

Sea
Idiot Name: Love
Shura
Faith has gone anywhere.
And then sex.
Orgasm
Names for boys.
Orgasm of Vasilyevich
Sex by Ivanovich
And then orgasm.
The grandson
With whom are you there? with sex
with orgasm
Meet me, this is an orgasm.

xxx (from 16:19) :
The Druids got the shape of a fire cat O_O

zzz (16:20) :
It is......................

Do you understand at all?

I just found a good job.

Start writing a second diploma.

Going to the gym

Repeat with the group.

Evening walk with friends.

You’ve gotten it all off with one offer!!! to

It is........................................

Fuck it!and............

I hope somebody will ever get a Nobel Prize for a silent perforator

I am not lazy! I am decorative!! Oh yeah :)

Are you young and full of strength? Do you want to demonstrate your leadership skills? Our company is ready to offer you the chair of the CEO if you perform only one test - go to the city clinic and challenge all the grandmothers there!

In order to improve the quality of the game of our players to deposit their earned money for the match not for a deposit in the bank, but in the bookmaker’s office for a win.
There is only one minus in this as soon as they start to win everybody will say that the matches are bought... although it may and roll...

Who is for?

Brain in attack:
Iron Man - The Man
Iron Maiden is out.
Long live the translators.

Sawyer
A frightened person sees better.
CooK
Per more loudly.

So funny when a guy with a 4th iPhone stands at the stop and waits for the bus =)

Today I took revenge on the pigeon. I shot him in the back!!! and :)

Alex: The quality of my clients’ work will be greatly improved if I get the power to get them out.

Minutou of glory looked Ukrainian. There, a girl, similar to a boy, engaged in des-vocal, with a very terrible bass, spoke something. It was really scary (the name Alice, you can see). I said I’m a very brutal girl :)
So, she asked – and you have a boyfriend, Alice. She replied with a terrible bass: No, but I am looking for him.
I think guys should be afraid to walk on the street water ;)

Anyone know how to collect bouquets? There is work! )
yyy: Florist - this person is called a florist)
xxx: the florist is dohuya, and I need a man who knows how to collect the bouquets))

I walk through the park, I watch in the grass fun jumping spiders ^-^
And they strike! Olo to Olo! I watched it, and this is a sardine o_o

The sister noticed some floating creature, and she is afraid of them to the dawn... With her eyes full of horror, she gets a haircut and gives to the insect:
"Sorry, but I am really sorry for you."

I am heartless :DD