The real holiday is when you buy shorts and pancakes, not new wallpapers and laminates.

I prepared soup. While her husband was sleeping, she decided to cool it quickly so that it could be removed from the refrigerator. She went to the bath, picked up cold water in the basin, put a pot with soup. Her husband wakes up. I ask: Will you eat? and AGA. Well, I take a bowl, a plate and go to the bath (and now I have to note that the bath is combined with the toilet), I pour soup. I should have seen my husband’s eyes when I came out of the toilet with a full plate. Question: What did you get out of the toilet? I was expecting :)

Two girls discuss the fermentation of teas

Xxx: Sometimes there is a desire to sleep in an embrace with an encyclopedia!
Yyy: There are erudited boys for that.

See also Tech Support. The trubble comes when a child plays online games - the internet flies out. I sent the brigade, checked, everything is okay. After a while, another application for the same, and two more followed by it. All with the same content. The partner has been patient for a long time, but even the nerves of the techopom are not of steel. Closed application with resolution "Problem with client child, if possible replace the child". While they are silent...

– Hey, you’re so sexy, have you ever been with a black guy?
- Yes, shit, look at my collection of white caps with slides.

Interested, and this one I give girls flowers just to make her pleasant, and not to "draw her fucking?" fucking some kind of...

I smoke on the balcony, I hear the talk of the guys at the bottom of the ear, they gather somewhere on the way. And here is the phrase after which I was halved:
You are not afraid, you are twice overwhelmed.
It is :)

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...but only as long as you have one sexas in your head, and as you grow up, you want warmth around, care. Just somebody is already 20 men, and somebody is 50 boys, whose tail rules a dog.

Man, what are you doing? Here students sit and you write clever things! Do you want them to become intelligent and live properly?And then apocalypse, hell of fire, the sky on earth will fall, you? Do you need it? 😉

You know that the whole army of Alexander the Macedonian was made up of p**s.
I will tell you, our army is not far behind the Macedonian army.

I found out today that somebody had left the cribs on the bench. I thought a lot.

Is the liver on the right or on the left?
FFKA: Right
Okay, so we’re going to bite tomorrow.

One of the tests was conducted for the owners of crocs. The question:

(8) What can not be shown to the horny?by :
All can
The Blood
Scenes of violence
pornography

Lonely girls, of course, will not be able to solve the sex problem, so that they do not become foolish, but it is easier for them to refrain from it than for us. There are all kinds of vibrators.

Have you saved? Is it easier for us to abstain than for you? Do you see vibrators? You also have a lot of add-ons for this. And as an abstinence with experience, I will say: it is not known who is worse and worse.

Scientists suggest that the main reason for the growth of child cruelty and aggression is puzzles on 2,000 or more details.

My girlfriend is very good at cooking vegetables. And chopped peppers, and baked strawberries, and all kinds of vegetables, ragi, soups, pures... generally not counted. All delicious, fresh, fragrance, with spices strange.
A colleague served a dish. On one side, burned, unsalted, in a cracked clay, also carried by an old refrigerator. But yes, shit, I haven’t tasted good for a long time.

I work in computer. The shop. Quite often you have to respond to feedback from our website. But today the question about the video card just killed me:

How to envy?

I never thought you could make so many mistakes in two words.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx They recently went on vacation with their family. And they have a parrot at home, a healthy one who speaks. Well, they have an intelligent family, the poppy carelessly throws phrases like ''you look great today' '' pleasant day' and so on. In short, gave for a week to fix a friend's husband.
YYY and YYYY?
xxx a week later came for a puppy, a girlfriend approaches the cage and grit the penny ''pocket, we came, what to say?'', and the puppy so gladly she ''pocket is good, cash wants grandma''. In short, the guy was hiding from her in the toilet for three hours))

The table game. The leader reads the description of the map:
If you fell alone...
What if I am not a paladin?

Excerpt from the unclear beginning of the dialogue on the humanity of insect poisoning with various poisonous chemicals.
1: When I in the student shelter at my 8th floor pulled the bugs with a steep solution, they dropped down several floors, specifically tempting friends from the 7th floor along the way.
2: How did they know they were poisoned? and :)
1: first I read them their rights, then explained which articles of the law they violate, suggested to stop illegal actions, then warned about the extent of responsibility for disobedience, then restored the law and order in strict accordance with the instructions on the bank. There is no opposition here.