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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5195
 14.05.2008
Now there were some problems with inertia... I call the support service... I say the error number... And I was so sympathetically asked: "Vista yes?" What I had to answer with no less sympathetic (self) tone "yes, unfortunately".

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5194
 14.05.2008
The poor Putin! This is how much he has to run around the Kremlin with a circular sheet.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5193
 14.05.2008
Only we could, I saw the inscription on the wall.

Gays are puzzles!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №5192
 14.05.2008
<xxx>: Listen, come to us urgently, we are here full of nonsense

<yyy>: What without me is not a set?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5191
 14.05.2008
The incident occurred at a meeting in Peter. I return home on Sunday at 12 a.m. after the global night Seychelles, but quite alive. Here to meet me a girl sails out of the room in a shaken form. Next is the following dialogue, after which I noticed this girl:
I: Good morning
The girl wavered in response and went on to swim... And here I wanted to waver :)
Well, I didn’t sleep all night too... In response, a pronounced gesture with the middle finger.
I: And I wore...
Here the girl turns around and pronounces the gyneal phrase: "I am a girl, I can look like a tractor in the morning."
I have been crawling away from the wall for a long time.
c) LiaR

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №5190
 14.05.2008
Well, I was covered by the shift...
WOW: What is it?
XHHH: I pierced my mouth with a needle, I sat with a needle in my mouth, bgyeys
The most interesting thing is that there is no blood and it does not hurt.
xxxh: such a funny sound of the crush of the carnivorous flesh.
Do I talk to a psychologist?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №5189
 14.05.2008
Facts from LOTR:
- used 48000 all sorts of swords, tails and other armor;
- 20600 actors were involved in various mass scenes;
2,400 staff (makeup, installation, special effects, sound, etc.)) ;
250 horses were involved in one scene.
- 114 personal roles (characters pronouncing at least a couple of replicas per film);
30 actors taught non-existent languages and dialects;
The entire trilogy took the creators seven years.

A lot of Tolkien’s work has been done :)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5188
 14.05.2008
- = [ art ] = -
Only for some reason was the birth rate at crop planting higher than the birth rate in democracy.

~{M3NeoN-->
feared

~{M3NeoN-->
No time to fear.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №5187
 14.05.2008
Lyolik
What to give for the Day of the Bear?
Phoenix
of themselves! Moist and wet after shower. That you entered the room where I was lying on my bed, throwing off a towel... wet, with drops of water on the body...
Phoenix
And I say to you, ‘Nuka, go and shave yourself and dress yourself, shameless woman! We are friends!"
Lyolik
and ROFL

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №5186
 14.05.2008
Yesterday I watched the Millionaire, played two blondes with a pidor look. Question: "what in the computer is divided into sectors and tracks - keyboard -winchester -mouse -monitor". At first I thought it was a monkey, then I decided it was a clava. Winchester can’t have sectors and paths because it’s a weapon and it shoots. Asked in the room. The hall is more without a sense of humor - honestly answered "winchester" )))))))))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №5185
 14.05.2008
From ASI:

pRide_666: Here is a letter of hate. passed it to your friends, otherwise you are waiting for 13 years of wild diarrhea.

Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Dear Go you naked! Send this email to all your spammers and go naked with them. If you pass this email to all the spammers on your contact list within 24 hours, then let the cactus go out of your ass. If not, then let at the end of this period to you in the apartment will break a rage-eat-man-eater and bite your eggs nahuy!

pRide_666: o_o


Oh, sps, now I’ll know how to send spammers away.)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №5184
 14.05.2008
I am a guy from Moscow, I am 22. Photos can be viewed by adding me to friends I am looking for a partner for ballbusting If you are interested, write

YYYY :
I am not interested in my partner, but I can fucking...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №5183
 14.05.2008
Dialogue on May 8

At the intersection between the cars, unnaturally excited students-activists with ribbons melt.
And why don’t you have a tape, we’ll put it on your mirror.
Get out of the car.
You are what?!! That is a memory! A great victory!! to
Who was the commander of the 2nd Belarusian Front in 1945?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Zucchini!!! to
and rocosovsky. Put on a tape for memory.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5182
 14.05.2008
Jek-Jek (20:22:41 10/05/2008)
Open question – ask me any question, even one that would be embarrassed to ask.

Nude (20:23:05 10/05/2008)
Do you want me?

Jek-Jek (20:23:40 10/05/2008)
No is

Issured (20:23:48 10/05/2008)
A stupid game.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №5181
 14.05.2008
The girlfriend is a good soul, picked up a cat from the rabbits near the subway... such a small, purple... What hell did she call him Shaurmeau?

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №5180
 14.05.2008
It is a heavy drug. After 1 reception of wild euphoria, with attacks of nasty rust, after, you sit down more and more, but the quotes are not so funny anymore. You cheer through every 5th, and you laugh only after 100. But drink without a morning dose of Scuco Lomka!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №5179
 14.05.2008
For instance, we saw what Medvedev’s wife is terrible.
Margelov: Yes probably. It is probably not shown because of this not once.
How do they not show? Yes, she is with him everywhere: at receptions, inaugurations, parades.
Margelov: So he has a wife, Putin?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №5178
 14.05.2008
From the site in Contact, profile:

Activity: Improving your appearance, painting and ICQ level.

0 - O

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №5177
 14.05.2008
XXX: Greetings
Cash: Hello
XXX: What is new?
The cash cells.
xxx is? O_O
Cash: Cells in the body are new. Literally just updated. We talk twenty times a day and every time you ask me what’s new.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №5176
 14.05.2008
We are accustomed to all sysadmines! Well, Tania's ugly cat gave birth to a kitten from a furious one. This mutation means that all cats are born dead, but only one is alive. And he was so ugly that no one wanted to take...except our admin. A cat grew up, all bald, and the wool along the backbone with cracks...and no one is surprised!

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