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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114373
 04.06.2015
Night, combined with its slaughterhouse, wild screams of wardalacs and monsters that are in movies. Horrible who hasn’t heard. This is from the bases where the hours are waiting for "X" pigs. I’m passing by, and here’s the picture: a pig sitting on his ass like a dog, and with his cunning little bites of eyes, he guides me by looking: say, you’re the next one. Now I understand why the guards want two at night.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №114372
 04.06.2015
Cats don’t know what work is. And they think that the owners just stand for 8 hours in the hallway behind the door.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №114371
 04.06.2015
When I was in a pioneer camp, I don’t remember what I did, but I remember how a pioneer pushed his fist under his nose and asked, “What does it smell like?”
I said fish. From the beginning, I thought she ate the duck, but as I grew up, I began to have doubts about the fish.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114370
 04.06.2015
I have an uncle. A solid, serious man, head of a significant enterprise. And I remembered a story from his distant, distant childhood, which my grandmother once told me. When the uncle was two years old and he had already learned to sit, he was often taken out for lunch, in one tablespoon, and tried to feed at the common table, sitting on a large plate with a beautiful cut in the form of a heart. But the uncle, often, why was he capricious, unwilling to eat and in general, arranged hysterics. For a long time no one could understand what was going on with the child. But all the secret becomes clear and one day it turns out that Pushok is to blame. An enormous, furry cat. He was constantly eating in the kitchen and was often sitting under the table, licking meat-eating. And then they started bringing an uncle, sitting on the table, and a small uncle's farm failed to cut and naturally attracted the attention of the predator. Here he shrugged his mouthful legs with his uncle’s bubbins. And the child sucked his legs, went in hysteria and sprayed cabbage throughout the kitchen, causing serious confusion and concern in all relatives.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №114369
 04.06.2015
The Bible is a very multifaceted book. If you see in it the breeding of obedient sheep, it says more about you than about the book. There were people who drew courage from this book. I have such courage. There were terrorists, and crusaders, and missionaries, and combatants against slavery, and just soldiers. That is, the claims to the book itself as such are somewhat unfounded. Well, I read here "Odyssey" over three pages - whether a fairy tale for preschoolers, or a bad fantasy, a photo. You also read the Bible in all respects.

The terrorists, the crusaders, the ITP, hint that the moral orientation is quite questionable. And that besides love for your neighbor, there is very much even dislike for those who do not share your faith.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114368
 04.06.2015
I see dollars more often than women because I program on the pearl

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114367
 04.06.2015
Combining multiplicity with
The career? I do not believe! Sometimes with such
The Orpheus. Priorities are not the same.
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In fact, the quote was about the fact that after three children no management of any enterprise is scary. Especially the company. and :-)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114366
 04.06.2015
Even before school most people know that the grandmother is the mother of the mother, and the grandmother is the mother of the grandmother. I can’t imagine in what nirvana you can grow up to ten years without facing this fact.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №114365
 04.06.2015
For unlearned lessons of history often put not a pair, but to the wall.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114364
 04.06.2015
The next day is dedicated to the doctor.

On a medical forum:
“Colleagues from other regions, as a result of the recent reforms something has changed in your salary? We are here on the budget, if you work only at the rate without sub-employment and duty, the salary does not exceed 10 thousand a month.

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“Thank you, the situation is pretty clear.”

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №114363
 04.06.2015
When they say “10 years ago” I think of the 90s, not 2005.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114362
 04.06.2015
Did you end up there, Shelley? Potteriana is entertaining reading, not educational. Whoever is interested has read, whoever is not interested has not read. Of course, nothing about it to hear, considering the marketers inflated noise, a little strange, but not to be in the topic, how much there roses multiplied - people in general have a full right.

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №114361
 04.06.2015
The correspondence of the commander of the camp with the pharmaceutical firm Bayer concerning the sale of 150 prisoners for experimental purposes has been preserved. After an agreement on the price of 170 marks per person (the camp required 200 marks) the deal was concluded. This is evidenced by a letter from Bayer to the commander of the Auschwitz concentration camp, in which it is stated: “We have received 150 prisoners sent by you. Despite the exhaustion, we consider them suitable. We will keep you regularly informed about the progress of the experiments.” In the following letter he reports: “Experiments have been made. There is no one left alive. I will contact you soon about new deliveries.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114360
 04.06.2015
For whom it is always easier to carry a puddle or puddle with them than for all other normal people for the sake of swallowed puddles, it is much easier to carry oxygen bubbles with them to survive with a chronic sauna.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114359
 04.06.2015
The Nobel Committee has submitted an application for the award for 2014 for the development of the technology "Envy it!".

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №114358
 04.06.2015
I'll go out with my wife for a week, can you take a cat?
She is, she is...
XXX: What is it?
Yyy: Well, the name of him, cat-minometh, it’s not just so.
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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №114357
 04.06.2015
I had a screenshot at home. Dandy+ now
I think we are losing me.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №114356
 04.06.2015
They fought about household affairs.
I love cooking and cooking. And when I’m lazy or no time, I go to the bachelor and buy a ready-made dinner. For a man, the main thing is delicious and tasty. I also fuck - he himself changed the mixer or paid the sanitary - the result, this is what matters.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №114355
 04.06.2015
After a serious nuclear war, 95% of the Earth's area and 80% of the population will remain untouched. Another thing is that the world’s infrastructure will crumble several times, which will throw society half a century back.
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Of the remaining 80% of the population, another 60-70 will die from hunger, cold, diseases, bullets of newly formed militants of all kinds and from the inability to survive outside the usual environment.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №114354
 04.06.2015
zod4iy: Today I was the heroine of the night guard... whose unfortunate fate was there and the crows were flying over her.
zod4iy: I go out of the house, I look at the crown doh#i... strangely, the car began to approach... and there is a small crown bird... well as a small... by the bird’s standards eb@ny korshun... and here when I approached to see what was going on with him... over me the eb@ny herd, eb@ny crowns, and all materialed me on bird "uhadiyi, pijaar, kar, swallow"

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