There was a huge San Bernardino. Stupid, kind and smiling. I loved everyone who came to us. But everyone who came was afraid of him. What was weird.
I went for a walk at night. In the forest (well, to make people less).
This miracle jumped into the bushes - well, interesting there! And I will encounter three drunk men... Oh, what a girl, oh, what a single girl!... And I don’t even have a voice of fear.
Suddenly the bushes move (very quietly) and the Baskerville dog comes out. Dirty, wet and smiling. He sat in front of me, cried and smiled to the men. He didn’t even grasp (he wasn’t able to do that in principle).
In my opinion, the men trembled and had not drunk in this forest for a long time.
When Lefa died, my dad said we’t have any more dogs.

I’ll see this quote in the TOP, I’ll go to the army.

In the state of Colombia, two teenagers shot 12 people from ultrasound. The fault of Rammstein.

A teenager shot the family of a policeman in Alabama. The creators of the GTA. Here everything is obvious.

But what prompted a drunk Volgogradz to try to rape the enot-poloskun?? to

I’ll see this quote – I’ll make the internet free.
The Bear D.A.

What is the name of the Bucharest Palace?? to
Buckingham, after the third time, it would be time to learn!

Recently, by the will of fate, I visited in communication with students. I thought a lot...I doubted her “normality” rather.I agreed to meet with a girl-client of clocks at 10 at her.I live in the dormitory.We go into the room.She shows a place where to do something like not the tubes, not the table...There breaks up a kind of stunned girl and says: “I’m going to dry up?”"...and approaching the microwave loads her socks...I pretend that this is normal...After a minute she gets them and pleased leaves...Then we go to the neighbouring rooms...in the closet the door is shut.I’m going to see what to help—it’s just broken oil...in the room on the table is standing overheaded and a cupcake of tea in the head was warm-watered, in theFrom the tube pour "warm".

XXX is Pizzas. Sometimes I don’t understand Poppy. He has a light bulb, a cell phone with a light bulb, a light bulb on a brake, plus a LED light bulb in his pocket... He went, fucking, to the basement for a potato and took a candle with him.
YYY: Well, that’s not the worst yet :)
The worst thing is that there is light in the basement.

XXX: people, and how to press a railway arrow if her leg is pressed?
YYY: "I write to you from my mobile phone, and the train is getting closer?"

A friend told me:
They sleep somehow with their husband, or rather he sleeps, and she still falls asleep, then her husband in a dream says to her: "They are all yours."
She is "Who?and "
Husband: "The Byzantines..."
Then she called him the commander of the week))))

Site for Dating:
Name: Andrei
Age: 20 years
About yourself: a nice, beautiful man with a good sense of humor
Harmful Habits: Sru

I stood yesterday in the store in front of me in a row, a guy in his hands holding a pack of condoms and a bottle of beer.
The turn came before him, he began to risk money in his pockets. I missed 5 rubles. The treasurer refused to forgive him for those 5 rubles. He told me to leave something.
The poor man looked at the bottle of beer and the condoms for two minutes.
I couldn’t withstand adding.

by KCITAT:
When the last person to see this quote clicks on the plus, spring will come! and :)
_______________________
The guy helped!! to

<cap> who has a self-taught in parkour
<dred> cap: Gg shats teach you go to the village you find a pasha
<dred> you’re approaching the greatest oak
<dred> throwing his leg
<dred> and nature will tell you everything

You won’t blow us up because we have a hole in the pop!

He was the ambassador of one of the African countries in Moscow. He had a wife,
She was also African, and one day they had a boy. All services in
The embassy was Russian, and the child used to thinking that black people were his.
The parents and the whites are all the others. One day, the ambassador and his family went to
Holidays at home. They flew down the stairs and the boy saw it.
Lots of black people. How will he now distinguish his parents from
All the others? The child crumbled into his mother and wept out of horror.

You play too much computer games if:
1st When driving a car, you remember what a struck pedestrian is.
They give 100 points, and for the police officer - 500.
2nd When the doors of the elevator open, you have a desire for everything.
Throw a grenade and run away.
Three You usually walk through the corner by pressing your back to the wall.
4 is You start pretending how much percentage of life you will have left.
If you jump from the balcony of your mistress.
5 is When you look at jewelry in a jewelry store, you consider which one.
They will add you intelligence, and which - strength or health.
6 is You very much want to come and embrace every passing person on the street.
suddenly he can get a good weapon, gold coins, or
The miraculous grass.
7 is You are very surprised to find out that it is not enough to build a house
One man, one slave, and two minutes.

Tell me, girls who write about themselves that they are sympathetic: do you form this word from the word "POT"? Or from someone else? I am just very interested.

YYYY
A hot kiss

XXX is
I instead of the flame, in the first second saw the pelmeni... I was happy =)))

YYYY
Damn... h0 with people work =(

And when you wear a shirt under the coat, don’t you also smooth it where it won’t be seen? ^ ^ ^

Only students can understand the phrase: I only dream!! to