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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №5155
 13.05.2008
Fuck, why am I always not lucky with the options of laboratory work. Everyone needs a LED to burn, and I need to create artificial intelligence.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5154
 13.05.2008
<xxx> <wow> what size do you have? Qwerty with tab on the key?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №5153
 13.05.2008
Defkain: In the announcement of fallout3 read: "...now on the forums there is an active discussion, whether it will be possible to eat the bodies of children..."
Is this a generation raised on "Well, wait"?? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5152
 13.05.2008
Remembrance of childhood*
Strange fact - "push" begins to want much sooner than you know where to go.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5151
 13.05.2008
Parky
Have you thought about our conversation yesterday?
Kimber
Yes Yes
Parky
What is it? 😉
Kimber
I am a goddess and nobody who thinks.
Parky
CHO?
Kimber
How you understand it)
Parky (23:04:35 6/05/2008)
Schizophrenia and great mania.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5150
 13.05.2008
Mary-Anne
Hey, I want you!
Nevile
Well given the fact that I was a bear until today, you probably mistaken the window!!! to
Mary-Anne
Ups, forgive me

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5149
 13.05.2008
(13:24:03)xxx: Fuck, the mood is not to the hell, so it is sabotage to arrange. As I wash ntldr from half the compops in the office, this is the turn to technical support will be built.
(13:24:49)yyy:Hm... While you go smoking I’ll find out what ntldr is
(13:32:16)yyy:Explained))) the scale of the consequences assessed... technical support will hang)))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5148
 13.05.2008
Comrade
Tell me, what is the power?
Mielikki Forest
Strength in the breasts. Definitely!
Comrade
What if I spread to both sexes?
Comrade
You have breasts, but I don’t have them.
Mielikki Forest
does not eat
Mielikki Forest
Strength in big breasts! Like with Mirka.
Mielikki Forest
In such a straight pitch!! to
Mielikki Forest
Breasts will save the world!
Mielikki Forest
They will save even those who don’t.
Comrade
Well, I like yours more than mirkinos, at mirka they fascinate horses. But you are so quiet, untouchable, kind 😉

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №5147
 13.05.2008
I love my car from now on. I go out to work smurfing my child behind the car forging (hendai sonata)
The carrower cried out to the escapers, wondering what they did, smiling at the car and going to work. Now my car proudly calls the Honda Satan))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №5146
 13.05.2008
and Vavan:
I am in line with the Chevrolet.
The girl from the row rolled in the hands of a coca-cola bowl and fell.
He got up and tried to open it.
Several people without speaking quickly and synchronously say to her:
Do not open!
She nodded with the call, opened the bowl, got a stream in the bowl and wounded the bowl again.)))
The cracked Coca-Cola line is very friendly:
It is stupid!! to
Everyone is out of the echo...

[ + 10 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №5145
 13.05.2008
No animal kills himself. We are not animals!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5144
 13.05.2008
I remember, I read in the newspaper Speed-Info in the early 1990s this letter:

“We’ve been twins for 15 years. I slept with a guy, he was so stupid.

I never understood that I was dealing with two... and now we’re all pregnant.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5143
 13.05.2008
After a walk with the dog, the man returns home and says to his wife:

“I don’t know what happened to our Azor – he broke all the way back and

He nodded as if he wanted to say something.

The woman goes out into the hallway, looks at the dog and says:

He said he was a strange dog.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №5142
 13.05.2008
Mrdc*: Previously, Putin was just the president of Russia, and he became a man to whom the president of Russia is subject:

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №5141
 13.05.2008
XXX is
Regarding the elections...
XXX is
Zadornov once grabbed a couple of years ago about the symbol of United Russia, comparing it to the fairy tale of Teremok: And everyone in Teremka lived friendly, fun and then came the mouse and said, "I am a mouse, you are all a mouse!"
YYYY
Nobody will succeed!! to

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5140
 13.05.2008
Do you know this is sadism??? Do you have a heart? Did you know that a horse gets 150 strokes per race???! to
The race lasts 2 minutes... 150 beats? Is it 0.8 beats per second? so that my internet works as fast as these horsemen))))

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №5139
 13.05.2008
by Zah_@r
21st century: mobile phone in the bathroom in the ass you sit

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №5138
 13.05.2008
At the intersection between the cars, unnaturally excited students-activists with ribbons melt.
And why don’t you have a tape, we’ll put it on your mirror.
Get out of the car.
You are what?!! That is a memory! A great victory!! to
Who was the commander of the 2nd Belarusian Front in 1945?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The Zucchini!!! to
and rocosovsky. Put on a tape for memory.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5137
 13.05.2008
of UW. by Tove. Admin, please enter a column with the rating, where the coefficient of any will be calculated, for example, the arithmetic average of the rating of quotes that you have rated. It will be interesting to find out who has what how much, and it will not cause any negative. You just have to figure out a coefficient.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №5136
 12.05.2008
Q: Do you have our last photos?
Serwak: We will find if we need to...
DominA: (Yes, so I need to...Please put the plywood where you both shot us :))
User Serwak downloads the file: I:LasPhotosClubHomelandAnnDomina.jpg
Serwak: Oh...

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