I lived with a girl in an apartment. I rented a car to transport things. While he was driving them in the elevator to the apartment from the yard, the elevator broke. Then, in the middle of the day, the refrigerator broke and the hot water was turned off (planned for a month). I went to my relatives for four days. Half a day goes by and the lights are shut off. A day later, the clock is cut and cut again. At the end of the second day, the light appears, I go to the bathroom to bathe - the mixer is covered and there is no shower. with it, rinse under the crane with cold water - suddenly begins to go away the enamel with the bath. The next day, in the morning, a bucket of thunderstorms glutes and fills the apartment with water. Cut the water for a day - it is already cold. We go to bed - the couch somehow strangely shakes, I sleep and sleep and think - stink, tired, then I look. In the morning I watched — one leg crashed along and broke to the whales, the other — more or less alive. I put two bricks and a book. I’m in the mood of writing, hero.

Another:"There are 12 partners needed in the largest German project!!! For you a stable high income and a car at the expense of the company!..", read me reference even to find out what this is for the "German project"))

XXX: I have read the article. It turns out, you should not be afraid and always brake with the front brake. When braking, the entire percentage weight moves forward, due to inertia, so the front brake is more efficient.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I forgot to add "We are waiting for your videos on YouTube".

The right hand is the one on which the thumb is on the left.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Just get it right, or I can do two right :)
You are just a hacker.

Russian football team -"We will destroy the reputation of any coach!"

Well, why is everyone around me laughing when I get my phone with a baby socks? This is very practical and can be changed regularly.

Michael is no. here
and
<undef>: did you want to say "mimi"? and :)
and
Michael: Certainly
and
Michael: I forgot
and
<undef>: but your synonymous series is respectful!

xxx: Ultimate Survival on Discovery has just ended. I managed the last five minutes. Also nothing. Grills goes through the pit, bends, raises some shit and says, “Hmm, look, horse hose! It looks like fresh! It smells like fresh ".
WOW: "Mm, fresh breakfast!"
XXX: And throws the horse fucking into the operator's chamber. I would fuck.
The operator pays a lot.
The operator is just a very humble and patient person. Only he would be able to endure when he was thrown into the shit.
XHH: Although you know, keeping up to not fuck Grills is easier.
He is a former Marines of the British Navy.
Yyy: Of course, or suddenly he will say you have a lot of protein, and he will eat.
ууу: "And this is an operator, it has a lot of protein and objections".
xxx: "And in general, I was pretty hungry, and it won’t let me cross the canyon. This is a healthy army knife.
Yyy: You can also make a T-shirt from the operator.
XXX: And a rope of six to eight meters.
YYY: And the Quadrolet.
A shale of bones. 200 as well.
In such a shell you can not only hide from the rain, as I do now, but also offer blood sacrifices to the gods you believe in.

Dear, let’s finally set the boundaries of your stupidity.

In the bus, a mother and her daughter talk:
Why does Kesha want to run out of the cage all the time?
He wants freedom. He is bored in a cage and wants to fly.
He didn’t fly, I saw it. He nodded onto the couch, knelt your flower, and back into the cage. Today I am asking again. Why Why? He is fed, sung, bathed and eaten, I clean it myself.
- Well, our Kesha is a poppy boy, they are all... e-e-e... *stunnedly* freedom-loving, khm-khm.
He does not want to fly, but to squeeze! You know, mom, once the cat is like that, I will release it forever, and I will close the cage, here! Mom... Mom, what, the boys are all like that?
Mommy notices that I am listening, and quickly redens:
–...
And Dad too?
– Well... E-E-E, our daddy is not a puppy.
And the victorious look at me turned away!

Wife: I won’t talk to you anymore!
I: for a long time?
Wife: as much as I can!

by Derry

We, the kids, also went to hipster somehow. My friend burned up to get hipster. And they, we know, are rarely found in Siberia, because of the poor feed base, the presence of natural enemies in the person of the endemic Siberian hopper, a short period of persecution, which is possible in the hipster in our area only during the "Week of Polish Cinema". But we decided to try. They took a topman bag, a little berbery and a bunch of fake rabbits. We wandered, walked near the "Artist", but everything was wasted, only once the orange rainbow "Simachev" blinked in the road bushes.

They decided to go home empty-handed, turned into the street and, miraculously, literally hit the prey. It was a three-year-old hipster, he was preparing to put on the onion and didn’t see us. But here is the misfortune, I threw out a bag of cloth, all, until the last vintage socks with deer. My friend fell away, but I showed a cleverness — borrowed from the old lady passing by her very authentic gabardine bag and turned on Dsh! Dsh! on the phone. Everything happened quickly - the hipster as enchanted went to us, apparently intending to put a photo of the sum in the blog, and a friend quickly pressed him with a shirt Stone Island.

A series of photos "the girl and the cat", comments to the one where they read a textbook on matana:
There’s something terrible in this picture...it’s not a normal child, Matt. and an. At this age, it usually looks like an abracadabra.
WOW: Ahhh, and what Cat Matan reads – you’re not confused, is it?

He tried to save a friend who fell into a love mess from ringing:
1 – I can’t understand why you treated her so. Sorry, but softly speaking, she’s not beautiful. Especially when compared to Christina.
2 is good. A bit sentimental, but within the norm. She has a sense of humor.
Full of good women, which is also not uncommon.
2 - Careful... We have a lot of similar tastes, she is also a housewife.
1 - In a couple of years, you will change the name of "carefulness" to "obsession", believe me. And from the fact that she is constantly shaking at home in front of your eyes, you will get sick.
It does not interrupt, does not argue, but first hears, and either agrees, or gives arguments.
1 - "It gives arguments" - and you say that you do not argue.
2 – She likes my mom.
1 is pretending.
2 – She can listen. This is a rare quality for women. She listened carefully to me, whatever I was talking about: about politics, about translations, about work.
1 is here!! We should have started with this!! If she is able to listen to the heresy that you usually carry))) - HOLY WOMAN, shake her leg!

From the pedagogical forum:
I want to share my secret! In order not to get nervous at the lessons and not scream on the students that they are debilitated, I advise to imagine that they are actually debilitated: explain everything in detail and slowly, smile gently at mistakes (debilitated, what is their demand), and consider each correct answer as their own personal feat in the struggle for socialization of children with retarded development!

In drifters, flies are scattered not on the forehead, but on the side glasses.

Shadow: No, you don’t think, the site is wonderful. Recipes are interesting, the girls are very kind, no quarrels, clarification of relationships. And decorated in calm tones, no salad eyes on a pink background. And, of course, I understand that the girls there are from different countries, of different wealth, and used to different products... But every time I come across something like: "First we boil a kiwa", "there will be 4 sheets of rice paper", "1 glass of cleaned and washed masha","added to the marinated bamboo root", "take a dry paprika", "on a heated cage to pour the rice", I feel Yulia Grybkova, whom Alice teaches the subtleties of cooking bramblet:"You take mangosteen, and press it on pear oil".

27.05.09 Anastasia: well) by the way wrote from France I was very surprised!!! I ask if I want a diploma.)
27.05.09 CoolPapa: Say we want! And in the hole!! What conditions are they putting?
27.05.09 Anastasia: They do not have many conditions:
Drawings of the Su-27
The Moscow Underground Government Route
3) and the secret recipe of the elite French cognac which in ros for 120 rubles. Sold by

Morning in Adelaide.
Mom and son go to the beach.
Son: -"Mom buy the chewbacks!"
I am "No! They are dogs!"
Son: - "Mom, you know, I love dogs, buy Chewbacks"

A forum about sex.
Body: My nick 50% of girls read as orgasm, and 50% of guys read as onanism.
These kinds of chats get in the chat. )))