xxx: You gave me somehow a body, spotted photos from the holidays, I saw photos of posing boys taking selfies there. Are you okay, my friend?
WOW: One photo in a shirt, the other with a naked torso in the bathroom and the third in a thick shirt with a cap?
Oh yeah, as if
I am myself, the blind fool.
Fuck, I thought the guys were picking you up. Sorean bro!

We went to the zoo yesterday with Vitika. I see - one strauss emu feeds right under the tablet "do not feed", the latter knocks on the glass, on which the sticker "do not knock", all ort, whisper, hell. I am already angry at all.
xxx: And here we go past the next idiots, a mother with a ten-year-old son crawling over the glass to shoot the panther. And then Vitya on the entire pavilion with the voice of Drozov begins: "But here we can see a special kind of monkeys. Despite the fact that they have learned how to use phones, their intelligence leaves much to be desired.
XXX: Mommy was chasing us all over the pavilion :D

About the pleasure in my car: I don't mind, somebody can sometimes be in trouble. While the car is only bought and the joy is over. In the rest - I believe that you experience the pleasure of driving when I learn that you deliberately choose the road more genuine and before parking a couple of circles around the area cut for pleasure.
Driving a car is a job. And I would be happy to put it on a specialist who will perform it qualitatively for a moderate fee.
Your car is necessary in certain situations - a house away from the city, motor tourism as a hobby. In some cases, a working machine is needed. And the idea of "a million people, each in their own car, daily drive from one stop to another, intentionally knocking the road and suffering in traffic jams, but they are comfortable - they have soft chairs, air conditioning and magnets there - the idea is completely unhealthy.

A losing battle is when a cat asks to eat.

here here :

Being fat for a woman is the norm. When it comes to norm, this cannot be called propaganda.

Biology in school is clearly passed by.
In fact, using your own brain is also the norm. Do you want to match?

I don’t remember the name of the restaurant, but it doesn’t matter.

I opened the menu, chose what I was going to eat and started choosing drinks, got to the cognac and I was terribly surprised by the prices on them, they were loyal and not as big as I expected.

Rejoicing at this fact, I decided that I could afford not the most Bichevsky horse and ordered 200 grams. We sat down well with friends and when everyone was ready asked for a bill.

I was a cheeseburger, at the brandy position was a figure of 5,000 rubles, I called the waitress and questioningly looked at him, everything turned out to be simple. The price was 20 grams. And so he twisted for 3 minutes, which is done in all decent places (I’m a hole). I did not scandalize and take my hands, of course... But the manager called and asked at least to warn the customers, or somehow it is inappropriate.

It is done!

Finally, a device appeared in the sale that reliably recognizes the type of human logic.

The device is cleverly disguised under a completely different device.

We accidentally uncovered this mask.

So, we got in the department water purifier type. After learning about this, visitors from other departments came to us.

The first thing they see is a wheel-adjustable calendar built into the bowl cover.

every one of them (!) For the first time, a woman suited to the pot confidently resets the calendar to the current number.

She doesn’t think about it, but the hell on the calendar.

Almost every man, having seen the calendar, first comes into a stupor, for a while thinking something there, and then addresses the question of the frequency of replacement of the filter.

A couple of men, immediately rearranged the calendar, was never taken seriously by men.

You and your loved one have a similar taste.

One day a girl asked me:

What is the ideal of female sexuality?

The girl was stupid. With her the number of type “Well, of course you are my ideal” would not run. But for the case, I clarified:

In other words, besides you?

Having received a grateful smile and an affirmative response, I began to think feverishly.

The question is slippery. You can't call a real ex-girlfriend - you can get jealous. Calling an actress is also a choice for yourself. It turns out that I have a specific pattern and it will prove that it is necessarily giving in some way.

Eventually I found:

and Jessica Rabbit.

The girl thoughtfully said. I also have...

Being fat for a woman is the norm. When it comes to norm, this cannot be called propaganda.

For a woman, the norm is not to be thin, but not fat. 45kg is not the norm (except for genetic characteristics). With the now-pronounced debris starts no less problems than with obesity: irregular cycle, difficult to get pregnant, psychological problems, problems with joints, etc., caused by a deficiency of essential substances and insufficient fat layer to provide heat to internal organs (learn biology, what is needed fat) and the necessary minimum, so that the body feels safe.

Like the night, I have super-important thoughts.
Why did evolution select people whose rectum diameter corresponded to the diameter of a penis?
Q: Did those who gave in the ass have a healthier and more numerous offspring?
Q: Or did the practice of anal sex less exhaust the mother and leave more attention to the firstborns, so they survived? Per the ancient people who came up with such contraception were in principle more ingenious?
Q: Why did Google get interested in my location when asking about the diameter of the rectum?
And for the believers, your question sounds fairy: "If God hates homosexuals, why do diameters match?"

Who on Gas-66 can normally turn on the transmission??? The children of aliens are three-legged - replied!!! to

The Women’s Forum. A woman complains that her husband, after 3 years of beautiful life, which went to the beauty salons twice a week, her husband drives her out, and asks how to squeeze money from him.
I get stuck in the beauty salon twice a week, what do I do there so often?
She had soap there. There is no patam chta at home.
xxx: she's somewhat badly washed in this salon))
Yyy: but when washing bushes, the mouth should be closed, not pestabolet!

I am standing in the metro. At the next station in the car on a wheelchair comes a man. I looked at him skeptically and thought, “Now it will start broadcasting...” But the doors are closed, the train is touched and soon hides in the tunnel, and the disabled continues to sit quietly in the corner. And then I thought, “Have I become so hard on people? Can a man not just go somewhere..." - I didn't have time to finish the thought, as a man started asking for money. And then I realized that I was okay.

A spider named “Pisaura Amazing” must give a gift to a spider in order to reproduce. And such a subtlety - a gift, for example, a fat fly, should be carefully packed. This spider carefully and beautifully packs the fly into the web. In order for the spider to unfold for a long time, and he will multiply at this time. So, some spiders eat the fly, eat everything delicious, and the skin is beautifully wrapped. What an abomination. And some do even worse - they bite a fly, go to the toilet, and this is the most beautifully wrapped. And will give. And then they run away quickly until the angry spider kills them. And some spiders catch the gift and run away. They cheat like that. But a cautious spider does not release a gift from his legs and drags for it. It’s heavy, so I have to stop. The spider gets what he wants. Zoopsychology is very instructive.

To get a decent education, you have to fight your head against a wall for a long time.

On platform 9 and three quarters, trying to get to Hogwarts.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I put my bank. Open the port 666. I thought.

Yyy: Wanted more technicians to call simple

I once cleaned the basket at a new place on a shared comp, the shit was stuck. Who knew that in the basket our especially gifted worker was putting the necessary files...



I did not begin to confess. She said that the basket is cleaned itself after a certain period. by Prokatilo. I love the stupid.

and Books =

I also have a friend who talks about the number of books I have read. At the same time, she has no friends, because units are able to withstand such a concentration of snobism and indulgence in one person. It is not the question of how much it has been read, the question of what effect it has had on a person, whether he became better after reading. Because where there is no development, there will be stagnation, mud.

Flashmob reminded about the number of books read.

My neighbor says it can be ten times a night!
So you say too...

I am now reading an article on the use of indexes in MySQL and here, there, for one of the examples, this table is used:

gender gender age gender
1
2nd Floor 15th Floor female
Third Reich Putin 89 Third Reich Tsar
4 Petro 12 male