Last week my daughter graduated in kindergarten. The parents were asked to put airballs in the room. Well, we gathered early, drank a beer, and then blowed the balls. Lots of balls.
Last Friday I graduated from another group. This morning, the educators were blowing the balls in the acting room, and, as our educator told me, the overhang stood on the whole garden.

Dear students! Study in "4" and "5", enroll in the university, finish it with a red diploma, get a wonderful profession, and a trio from your class, who has been walking and writing all the time, will take you to an interesting high-paying job.

Pavel Datsuk after the victory over the Swedes with the score 5-1:

Journalist: Biljaletdinov is known for being very careful about any opponent. What did he pay attention to before the match?

Paul: Of course, on the fact that they will play in yellow-blue shirts.

Tragic erotic: he dressed up – she was upset.

The fuck to the doctor.
I: It was time...
He: Funny shit, serious, you need to change these two teeth
And by places?
Trollface

16:59:25 The Chief said, “Lord, how much trouble you have! You are too honest!”

Moon: I have the worst perversion in the world at work
Sasha: What is he?
Moon: he uses the new Icq 2012, winzip instead of winRAR, wears his hair in a tail with a beard while he is listening to the hell pop of the 80s and the disco of the 90s
Sasha :D
Moon: and he can't use the browser without Yandex BAR
I like the Yandex bar.

About the promotion of some employees: He has not yet become the boss, but has already learned to work.

Just witnessed as the boss (S) conducts an interview. Candidate (K) is a little late... The door knocks:
Sorry, I am a little late, can I come in?
Q: In the IT? You may be accepted.

by Katya:
Solitary life was easier.
by Katya:
I wanted a dress and another dress.
by Katya:
And now the bread.
by Katya:
and torment for torment.

News of Politics. A new law has been adopted, according to which all minors will not be able to go out of the house to the street until the weather on the street is completely summer.

Comment on an anecdote:

"- Do you generally imagine what money a refrigerator that locks itself after 18:00 could be sold for? It is not for that people make money. No to Tom!
How much money can you make for its repair? "

The biggest bubble could be earned on their petition!

The news:
"In Magnitogorsk, a girl stuck in a rubbish pipeline when she went there for expensive cosmetics"
Under her comments:
"Beauty requires sacrifices"

News on Yandex: "Priority of Russian foreign policy will be the post-Soviet space."
The space trembled...

One of the "cognitive" groups of VK. The news is that there are about 200 bodies on Everest, and they are perfectly preserved thanks to the cold and look like they have died recently. Under the news, several photos on one of them depict a body disintegrated to the bones. The first three comments:

XXX: This is especially how alive it looks.
It was like he died yesterday!
ZZZ: Time to rest, I think

xxx: Hi, I have all the violet links in chrome, what is it?
You read the whole internet.

From Forum
Go on, I have a pleasant fist on my back!
These worms are picked up to the ass.

The stupid India! You won’t even buy a bowl of strawberries.

I’ve always been surprised by the desire of guys to be first. Not always they get married to those girls. He fucked, pleased that he was the first, and left. No matter what, it is always easy to find a reason.
Yyy: It’s as if all the pioneers want to participate in the discussion.

May the man of my dreams meet me in the hospital
yyy: Yeah, he will meet) He will so temporaryly fly past your chamber, hold in your hand a semi-empty vessel with urine not yet cooled) And you are all so beaten, but proud, you try to blink with a flooded eye) Your swelling met and the defibrillator spark slipped between you))