Have you ever noticed about which guys girls are always kidding?
Around serious smart guys or around positive guys with a good sense of humor?
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A person who appears to be a serious smart man, in fact, most often turns out to be a dumb boredom, even with self-awareness. There are always smart women around the real smart man, but they need beautiful women, so everything goes by.

The indigenous Karagandans answered the question: "Where, where?", "In Kizil-Orde"... (c) Grazhdanin

I love sea travel no less than air travel.
But there is one small moment: the journey begins, just as it ends, in the port.
There is no smell of bacon at the airport!! to

xxx: I do not agree here... In some airports, baclans are even held...
YYY: And some of them also work on passport control.

xxx: Here economists on the network have uncovered a clever scheme. It turns out that a temporary fall in the ruble and oil is needed for the dollar to collapse. It ceases to be a global currency.

XX: Do you think that is true?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Exactly five minutes after the final collapse of corrupt capitalism.

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Mommy is this:

The child pulls out the cat 1 from under the couch, presses his knee to the floor and circles the cat's contour. Just like the police, ah.

It is immediately evident that you have taught the Son good and eternal.
Give cats in good hands to normal owners, do not torture animals.

First, such behavior of children with pets is quite typical in any family with any upbringing, even in the most loving and caring. honestly and honestly;

Secondly, these animals are still not stupid, there would be a cruel treatment to them - they would leave the house, and not tolerate, so not so bad;

Well, and in addition, borrowed with your paranoia, there are no lifeguards on this site.

Z is. Thank you to the author of the original post, delighted with the humour of which there is little left.

You’re better off in pictures than in life... Per because you’re silent in photos?

I add :

People are divided into two types: those who wash their hands after the toilet and those who do not. There are no exceptions.
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There are others who wash their hands after going to the toilet only when they know someone could burn them. Also personal observation, unfortunately (

One day my father went to the pharmacy and witnessed such a conversation. My grandmother asks the pharmacist:
You know, I’m interested, but I don’t remember exactly how...
Tell me, we will figure it out.
What is "Julius"?
Pharmacists for a long time found out among themselves what it could be, even through the base. I don’t know what the medicine is. Ask the grandmother:
What is it, what is it at all?
This is the kind of girl you work with.

Here people start families, find girls, get a hobby, and then wonder why they are so poorly familiar with the x86_64 architecture.

This is work. My work is about this scheme: come guys for whom I have to do some work and say
A fucking slice of abyrvalg.
It is crazy! I think I go to the boss.
Where can I get a shit and a spoon? I ask you.
He is such
Ask Galli, she knows all about shit.
But here it turns out that she knows not about the shit, but about the whore. Which properly applies to me. A little hollowing I go where sent and ask there. I find out that the shit lies on the left in the box, and the spoon in the neighboring barracks on the wood. I tell all this to the guys, and they look at me surprised and ask.
How? Will you not feed us the shit with a spoonful? We talked about Abigail.
Well, here I say my firm and decisive not and I do not. Then they go to another boss who has a poor understanding of human speech and says they can’t eat shit with a spoonful. And he’s all in white telling me: get rid of it! feed them with a snail!

That’s why I’ve been running with shit and spoon every day and I hate everyone.

Recipes for hair:
Spit the head with honey.
Wait three days.
Then strongly bumble in the palms - the flies will fly away, and the legs will remain.

And not on the subject. I understand that it is too early... but dear Santa Claus, I behave perfectly all year, please give in the coming year the understanding of the loved one and a happy life together.

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X: The puppy in the volley-manage has a bowl with water. When he wants me to open the wheelchair, he hits the plate and the water is poured out. I put this bowl on a special support, and he gets it with his teeth and spills it out. When there is no bowl in the volley, he knocks on the door. How will he teach him to always knock and not pour water out?

u: He took you on reflexes, like a Pavlov dog))) Try not to open the door when he spills water)

to this:
Amin Schick: The Cossacks said they didn’t beat anyone, and it was just the installation of puzzles in all the canons of modern art.
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The darkness of your Cossacks. Performance is that! The performance! But here are the lights on the faces, this is an installation!

Onishchenko justified the theft of a cat gurman from Vladivostok
According to the deputy chairman, the animal is not to blame

Strangely enough, I also found my instinct to eat.
I need proteins, fats and carbohydrates. At the same time, vitamins, amino acids, and a lot of different hernia. Looking for a suitable window.

You will not be justified. Immediately shot.

You have a bit higher intelligence than a cat.

Not a fact

and above. I will not limit myself to one fish, and I will take the stock.

They will surely serve. The cat did not steal, but coated iron without leaving the box.

The cat is a medal for vigilance. He uncovered the shortcomings in the storage system of fish delicacies and brought the results of his investigations to the general public.

I have not been on a date for a hundred years, this is one of the disadvantages of a serious relationship.

The choice was to be born beautiful or stupid.
xxx: here is
XXX: I am stupid
Did you choose to be born stupid if you could be born beautiful?

I read a book, I hear the edge of my ear like a tiny opened the refrigerator.
zizmo> He asks something loudly from the red, and he also answers loudly.
Zizmo> after which the disappointed voice of the small gives
Zizmo> "Now all... Season "Do not touch! This is for the New Year!" is announced!"

My wife and daughter are fighting for lessons. My daughter does not give up. The wife insists, threatens with deprivation of access to the inuit. And then the daughter says, “Mom, you’re bad, and you don’t need the phone. I will call you through a pentagram.

Marriage is a peaceful coexistence of two nervous systems.
E. the gentle

Strong nervous system.

This video already fucking knows how many years on YouTube is lying.
Drop that shit, don’t get rid of it!
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Always wondering, where did so many foolish critics come from?

1st The author could have been in the army before the video was posted on YouTube.
2nd Maybe it was shot there. and put out.
Three The author may not know about the video on YouTube Maybe, the idea arose independently. Or maybe I just sang a video from YouTube and remembered it.
Regardless of p. 1, 2 and 3 - the person told a funny situation. If it was invented by him on the motives of a video from YouTube, then hell would be with him. Someone introduced and smiled, someone didn't like it - blasted and forgot.
But there will be a boring truth. He will require notarially certified evidence that the storyteller did not invent it, he will put a matte on the fool who told the story "from the first person" without permission. After that, everyone will be happy and happy. Humorous resource, mood, shit.