Gref in disabled suit tried to get a loan at Sberbank.
So if he had a disabled pension trying to give a loan to Sberbank...

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My children have a very popular tale about the techno-column.
She scratched the grandmother in the neighborhoods, scratched the bars, but found nothing. Then she went to the garage..."

Eeee... and who ate your straw as a result, rust?

"The rate of deaths in Moscow exceeded the norm"

I wonder which body is engaged in the normalization of swarms?

The letter from the city of Sarna with the theme "Sarna Internet" was read correctly only from the fourth time.

If you look and behave like a fool, no one will want to be around you. Also the way that...

Very accurate and historically accurate description of the concept "punk".

In England, a bordell with prostitutes robots was found.

The future has arrived...

I explained.

What am I lost... And what is Greek’s Supreme Destination?

Zzz: The ultimate purpose is to be a defense minister.

xxx: I fell asleep standing in the subway, clinging to the unopened door. Then I went to the tech.

No-no
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No-A
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The joke will be short and vivid:
All employers need experienced employees.
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Often important is not experience, but consent to work without registration.
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But when you grow up and you will not be hired for a job, but to hire - then you will understand that you are happy to take at least a secondary student, even a migrant, even a retired woman - only if the brain was available. But, unfortunately, even in the Aichi sphere, this is rare.

And most importantly, such "educators" never come to mind that you can trust the "educated" and let the "affairs" be postponed for later, but if they are still not done - then make a tick.

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For some reason such "educated" never comes to mind that after a hundred deceit no one will trust them anymore. For some reason they never come to mind that the suitable sequence of events walked - did not do lessons - walked - did not do lessons - walked - did not do lessons - did not do lessons - walked does not satisfy those from whose point of view the lessons should be done. Actually, they don’t think of anything except that “I’m good and behave correctly, and I’m offended by everyone around me for some reason.”

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The carousel! The overwhelming majority of people have a terrible food addiction - no one can live without food for a long time, and without an empty shake of the format "talk with parents", and without sex, in principle, the majority will live. Moreover, if with sex many will at least prefer that it still be sometimes (but not at the expense of the possibility there is), then tread even variably few people need.

Immediately the immortal is remembered - "You, good young man, first drink, feed, pair in the bathtub, sleep, and then ask."

- I found out for myself that the figure on which car to drive, only if it was warm in the winter and did not break))) Now I wear a replacement Solaris, which has an undeniable dignity - very quickly heats up and very warm.
Soon you’ll find out what, in principle, I’ll do with which man to sleep with. The main thing is that it starts quickly and warm.

I look at Doctor Who.
AK-74 - Forever
A trillion years have passed since the 21st century, the stars have vanished, the end of the universe is coming, and the steep dirty soldiers still use AK-74.

Stavropol Psychiatric Hospital No. 1 became the winner of the All-Russian competition "One hundred best goods of Russia"

The comments:
kain191: I’m afraid to ask, what kind of psychiatric hospital produces the product?
tank_ua: the electorate

It was in the eighth class. On the shift, in the hallway, two of my classmates, Vasa and Vanya, were throwing an apple at each other. Vasya threw an apple into Vanya, Vanya turned around and the apple hit the window, naturally, breaking it.

At the time, large glass, like everything else, was in deficit in the Soviet country. Therefore, we all the class decided not to give you and go into a deaf unconsciousness during the breakdown. We had no doubts for a minute. They did not know in what form.

However, the answer did not wait long. After the school's management found a broken window, the two teachers began to foolishly bypass all classes during the lesson, asking one question: "Who broke the window? “”

Then came the turn of our class. As I remember now, it was in a biology lesson. He comes in with his colleagues and asks, “Who broke the window? “”

I have to say that Vasya sat behind the last batch in the middle row.

No, you don’t think we’re like goats and deliberately gave you up. Everyone was curious about how Vasa would behave.

So, after the question, they all quietly looked at you.

About the second course. I met a friend in the tour club, where she went to school, she tells me - remember, say, Lechu? He killed his wife!

I remember clearly: I was much more surprised that my peer could get married than part about murder.

My children have a very popular tale about the techno-column.
She scratched the grandmother in the neighborhoods, scratched the bars, but found nothing. Then she went to the garage..."

We go in a car with two friends-metalists (M1 and M2), on the radio begins to play a viral pop song
M1 begins to sing in half a voice, then becomes obsessed and begins to justify himself before a friend:
M1: I look older because the pop is beginning to seem very melodic to me.
M2: I’m probably getting older too, because I don’t even want to cheat you like that.

From the point of view of the evolution of the virus, this is a very sensible move – imagine the head of a mafia clan hiding from the police in a police station where no one pays attention to him. In addition, there he regularly removes his photorobot from the board "Searched" and hangs it on the honor board.

And again from comments about copters sitting on the roof of cars:

Mytek: Yesterday at 18 a.m. on the Friday Highway, a rather large copter landed on the roof of a moving Mercedes, wrapped his nails into the roof, terribly stirred up and took the helpless Mercedes to his nest.