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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16073
 23.04.2009
In the advertisement of the juice after the words "Here is the girl we have - real..." a bunch of rhythms ending on... as climbs into the head, but the ananas is not among them. Moreover, almost none of them is suitable for describing a girl, and in general something of the female genre.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №16072
 23.04.2009
Not as terrible as the inadequacy of its owner.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16071
 23.04.2009
I am in the bus today, the girl standing next door begins to ring the phone.
This is the sweet song of the Buyer "I will never marry you."
The girl raises the phone and with an angry voice begins to talk:
Allo...
–...
Because I have to listen to this crazy song.
–...
I can’t change it, you’ve struck it up, shit.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16070
 23.04.2009
Hello to you! What a cool cocktail!
Imagine, but I have nothing under it!
Don’t worry, they will grow up.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16069
 23.04.2009
Christ has risen!
And he told us!

by Asper

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16068
 23.04.2009
I propose to impose a tax on the asphalt, which, scurvy, wears and forges my spikes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16067
 22.04.2009
Is the evil such?
Because of the cat. Red cattle, I hate it.
...??? to
He came here to fuck. As usual, he stood next to the barrel. Then he apparently realized that something was wrong and decided to bury it all. And he began to cross the cave with his feet. Here, his limb falls into his own shit and he smashes the shit all over the toilet.
At the table 😉
That is not all. Apparently he finally came into horror by what he surprised, and tried to retreat quickly from the scene of the crime. Of course, the shit, clinging to the legs is now carefully scattered around the apartment.
and ROFL
But that is not all. He managed to run through my chest. He’s all shit now too.
- *ROFL*ROFL*ROFL*

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №16066
 22.04.2009
Talk about birthdays, horoscopes, and so on.
I was born in April, the year of the serpent. I am Aries.
I was born in April, only in the year of the Horse. I’m at least a natural "copy", and you’re a snuck, some kind of "floating lamb" :)

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №16065
 22.04.2009
In the evening after work. The stop. I stand with a young man with roses in his hand. Calling on the mobile:
Hi baby...
–...
I go home with a bouquet of flowers.
–...
No, there is no party.
–...
Nothing happened!
–...
Has it changed right away?! to
–...
Which other idiot? You are stupid yourself!! to
Roses in the urn.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16064
 22.04.2009
Reiji
I go out of the room to the bathroom. My mother came out of the neighboring room for the same purpose. I put on her t-shirts to slow her down and ran into the bathroom under her scream))))) I run first, I catch a whistle, I laugh acky))))) Mom doesn't sleep - runs to the door and cuts my light)))) And acky laughs from behind the door))))) After a five-minute stir the light turns on. Okay well. I stand and wash. Outside the door, “Well Kaatya, give me a coat, I’ll wash in the kitchen at least...” I breathe fiercely, I open the door, I stretch the coat. My Mom (!!!) He catches him, beats me by him, and until I open the door, he flies into the bathroom and begins to brush his teeth furiously!!! Is it okay, Nate?? to

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and ROFL

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You have a family.

Reiji
Come as a goat to us to live.

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Hm

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Will I be pleased?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16063
 22.04.2009
I read an announcement in the newspaper:
"Sell Meibach, it is cheap. It is..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16062
 22.04.2009
Buying skating in GUME : advantages, disadvantages, underwater stones?
(Viewed in a community of one city)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №16061
 22.04.2009
Even unbearable people. Even under the music.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №16060
 22.04.2009
I remember reading about street musicians.
In Warsaw, in the Old Town, there was a guy with a hip-hop-like appearance sitting on the
There was an old dog, a shepherd.
In front of this pair a sign: "I am not beggars, I am collecting money for
Food for yourself and beer for the dog. I had to shake up.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16059
 22.04.2009
Psychiatry News: Now in psychiatry, Napoleons have practically moved.
Today’s fools just don’t know who it is.

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16058
 22.04.2009
My phone went crazy. Takes the last SMS sent and sends it on the phone book. Peter's favorite now, all the last sms from him. With a detailed description of what and where and how exactly he wanted to drive, insert, with what force and how often. Well, and answers accordingly about how well I feel about it and what I would like to do in the ovnet. The phone sent a few such text messages to the manager of one company with whom we had long wanted to cooperate... He suddenly agreed to work with us. I go to meet. is terrible.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16057
 21.04.2009
Aleksandrit: ppc, they released a battery charger that works on batteries...

[ + 83 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16056
 21.04.2009
It is a pity that the average rune user knows who Pavel Durov is, but does not know who Egor Minin is.

It’s a pity that the average runnet user doesn’t know about four ambitious people who were jailed for a year and fined $1 million each. Just because they did a good deed and went against the system.

It’s a pity that the average runnet user knows who Bill Gates is, but knows almost nothing about Linus Torvalds.

It is a pity that the average user of the rulet is now forgetting this quote :(

P.S The average user of the rulet - enough, fool, dumb and be indifferent!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16055
 21.04.2009
He worked in a children's camp. A pump for pumping balls broke. With the ball I go to the neighboring camp. There I meet a girl pioneer (D). The further dialogue:
Let the ball play!
I am untouched.
D – So go on!
I am the pump of your body, and it is not.
D. So he left the city.
I will wait...
Let the ball play!
The whole dialogue is repeated. I was waiting for F. The dialogue:
What if my kids didn’t play the ball?
I - so he was not pumped!
F would be like that!
I was not like you!! to
F - I went to the city!
I was waiting for you!!! to
F - Well, while they were waiting, I would let you play!
...and the camp of these idiots was called "Russia"...

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16054
 21.04.2009
...
The main energy carrier in the VTSP is the Couper's pairs, which are pairs of electrons with different spins connected to each other by gluons.
...
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I mean, I just don’t believe it. Electrons interacting through gluons are something new. This is either the Nobel Prize or the 6th Chamber. Fake is shorter. I guess it won’t get to the main.

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