Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh My patience is broken! I go to the toilet!

A: In fact, there are two girls I would marry. and hasty.
I’t be in your place...
A: Emily...

C Wiki

Most Russian men are homophobic because of the fact that the Russian mind has very strong metastases of the criminal code of honour. Any serious person, no matter what he is doing, subconsciously meets the naras and tries to ensure that there are no noticeable violations of prison taboo in his service list, for which he will have to pay back. Therefore, the life of the Russian macho is like a permanent spirit session: while the body is bathing in luxury, the soul wraps the term in the zone.

<sancho> is good for you! Yesterday again all night with this fuck! How he touched me! I don’t want to read at all!

<sancho> Eye... With a DVD that is!

We drove with a young man in the bus home.Walk thoughtfully into the window and we observe this picture:from the window of the lighthouse, a guy, happily smiling, pulls a bottle with white fog into the window (what is it?O_o).The driver of the neighboring car takes the squad and continues his way further.

The Chinese lamp with a dynamomachine ceased to work.
I opened it, and there are two batteries. The villagers.

I am a loser, I have changed three jobs in the last year. It is worth getting arranged, to work for a month, as the office starts tough problems, then the tax will go on, then the customers will disappear...in general I got tired of all this, I got arranged for the administration of a small settlement, I think at the municipal service nothing will happen, guarantees there, the budget all that....
Oh, I worked for three months and in the budget crazy money has ended, now the entire administration is sitting without a salary.
And today I came to the soap spam, "Let’s clean your karma" I don’t know whether to cry or laugh(((

xxx: Yes, I’m so sexy that when I buy paper wipes they automatically turn into wet wipes;)

I’ve been laughing for 17 minutes!!!! to
I can’t calm down.)
The neck hurts (
YYY: We are going to break up.
XXX: It helped

Electricist: I don’t understand why girls are called Transformer Substation.

> Put into an impasse by the question: "And the hell in the household needs this
> Theory of Trigonometry"
> Something could not be found to answer, maybe you have any options?

I scream during the 17 friction: "CATANGENS!And the girls like it!

On the subject of the culture of the hoops.

I'm going on the street (literally three hours ago) A guy approaches with Tomik Yesenina and says:
8 rubles is missing. to help.
I give him a little bit of what he says:
Bless the Lord God you and your children, stand in the shadow of a tree and continue to read Yesenin.

XXX is OK!I will hit my stomach.
YYY: I’ll hit the stomach... God, I’d never thought I’d take you off the slang, not vice versa.
Okay, don’t get it all right :P
Okay, okay mom, you see it.

In our facility, builders are so harsh that they wear shoes with mounting...

X: Children are a survivor of the
and 0_o
Y: It has been successful. As an adult

Go sunbathing well so that it was not so hot took a bottle of cola previously left and forgotten in the freezer (a piece of ice as a result) to drink while lying sunbathing wife put this bottle under her head minutes after 10 I tell her "You will not get cold?!" What did she answer to me so without thinking "What??" ))))

She: When a girl likes a guy, in his presence she’s going to bump.)
He: Apparently some girls like all the guys without exception... And in general they are nice people))

The guy who gives multiple orgasms, feeds, drinks and lets you use the internet...From Which city are you???!!! I will come!!! to

Kulichik: trouble... I wonder what will be in hell with those who have been sorrowful all their lives?
Olga: They will be planted on a taboo in the middle of an empty gray space from where you can’t get anywhere away and there will be absolutely nothing to do there... And so they will sit there... sit there... eternity.
Kulichik: I usually do this job.

Kirill is crazy.
Kirill: Now I will eat bread with melted cheese and condensed
She wanted separately.
But gravity decided for me.