Today I was tested for the first time for prostate...I finally stopped understanding homosexuals...

xxx:you will not tell how to reject the application to friends "in Contact", from the functions only "add" and "leave in subscribers"...
YYY: I wonder...who are you there?
XXX: My Ex
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
There is no such button!!! to

The national team of Russia needs a coach like Stalin: they didn’t win gold, so they went to extract it.

A girl worth kissing is not easily kissed
222 How is it translated?
A girl standing kissing is not so easy to kiss.
A girl worthy of a kiss is not easy to kiss.
A girl worthy of a kiss is not so easy to kiss! It is ?
Zzzz: I want the one that breaks.

c) Chadic

About the Ugly Girls:
- And if the girl is fat, then directly each fold emits sexual fluids.And if lean, then through her stomach you can touch her penis.

0 - O

and Germany. I sit on the exam, I understand that I came in vain, I call the supervisor and I say that I am not ready and I will come to take in the next semester. She was so well understood, Kiev.

I: and let's do it as if I wasn't here today at all, there is no docent... because to give and transfer different things, well, you understand...
She (strangely looking at me): Is this corruption for beginners?

XHH: to the word about dentists, the case recalled)
M to M?
I stand in front of the entrance to the dentistry, a guy comes out there and talks on the phone:" I go out of the dentistry... NOT RJI!.." )))))

The motto: “In the forest, they say, the chromed foxes appeared again...” At the same time, of course, it would still be good to bring the passing person into the palm of a pre-prepared flashlight with a list of surnames (preferably Latvian) and a piece of video recording, in which some person greedy eats Korean carrots.

Password has changed. And if you, creature, tell it to somebody again, you will rot the rest of your life in the mines of Satumbria!

Shortness is the sister of talent in literature and the sister of the swallow in sex.

Conversation on the network:
Have you changed jobs? And how?
A full zoo.
Is it so bad?
- No, just the director's surname is Bykov, his deputy - Sinitsyn, accountants - Zhukov, Voronov, Zaitsev and a man from the IT department with the name Belokon. And I am Kotovsky. I was told, “Welcome to our zoo.”

You need to live so that there is not enough time for social networks.

At work, they were instructed to photograph employees, process photos, enter the base.
They were asked:"What are the photographs here", "What are the photographs for?What is " and what is" and so on?
On the door hanged a letter with the text:
1 Photograph here.
Photo for electronic cards.
Sign up to the magazine.
The mirror on the left.
Stand up to the refrigerator.
The first entry of the "client": "Why did you write this?"

The grass-cutting machine near the student dormitory called its working tool "gandom-cutting machine".

From the correspondence of the neighbors on the BC:
? to
! to
and gt;
> and >
Decodification
Go to smoke?
and Oga!
I am out >
I am also >>

Previously, when there was a need for some kind of counsel on the farm, always called my mom, she tells me how to cook borscht, wash off the spot. And now you call, and you answer: What, the money on the internet has ended?

I am sitting in the clinic, waiting for my turn for fluorography. I have an old man and an old man. There are no women. In the neighboring office, according to the inscription on the door, a mammography is done (that is, a breast X-ray). Aunt approaches there and asks us – who, say, is extreme on mammography. My uncle wasn’t confused:
and ah! I am extreme! I will go to the gynecologist for a while.

GreenQ: When I went out of the store, I crossed the road, they stood next to me, I understood, mom and son. A 15-year-old boy passes by a car from which he walks to the entire Halloween street. Fuck, I hate when they listen to all that shit!
immediately gets a sluggish backbone from the mom with the words "That’s exactly how to express yourself???!!!" I think nifiga myself, not lucky guy))) for shit-to))) until the mom does not finish the phrase "it is not shit... but the legendary group...."

He heard the bell, and you don’t know where it was?

Tales of 1000 and 1st Night - a practical guide on how to dynamize a man in 3 years.

Learn the match. I should have read the first story. At first, the husband Shakherezada, then she entertained him with fairy tales, and at dawn stops permitted speeches. In three years she told stories and had time to give birth to children.

Yesterday after coming from work I hung my shirt on the hanging (I usually throw where it got)
xxx: I was looking for her for 20 minutes in the morning, cursing the houses and drums!!! to

XXX is A-A-A! May is hysterical.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: call to us in support: "we here moved processors from one monitor to another, and there old data!".
XX: Clearly, nothing is clear – go out... I can’t go further.
What processors and monitors? You all have a monopoly, right?
XXX is yes. The monoblocks. External food blocks. Guess what they really changed!